(Classified Information)
 What ppl call me : Chen Yuqiu (alternative?)
 Alias/Nick : tissue (why?)
Gender : Alien tissue life forms  (access?)
 Age : over 6570 days (actual?)
 Star : Gemini  (about?)
Personality : said to be blur and quiet (why?)
Doubts : well... ask me... (ask?)
 

My Diary...

 
    19-June-1979 
    A tissuebOx (alien technology spacecraft actually) falls from the sky... 
    Crash landed on JB, Malaysia. Due to high impact, there's only one survivor in the tissuebOx. that's is... me... due to the fact i can never return home to my planet Mars (erm... it's called tissueland actually) i'm forced by the surrounding to evolve... 
    (and still is) now i look more like a human bean, talk more like a human bean (including the popular singaporean language, Singlish) 

    20-June-79 
    Duh... i dun want to keep a diary... this is for entertainment purpose... (Not inclusive of 99% entertainment tax) as i foresee i might be needing the money in future. 
    Plz send 5 Million and 99 Cents to... 
     

            tissue & family. 
            #204 hole, Colony 21, 
            Planet Mars, Universe.
           
    Check and SAVI (intergalactic VISA) accepted. 
     

    21-June-79 
    News Report of me are spreading.. i'm forced to protect myself...  Ouch!!! 
    see what i mean??? *#!(*$^%!$#)%^!&#  Argh!!! That does it...! 

              [Censored] 
               
    of coz... i won... fearing of being hunted again, i was to change my lifestyle... 
    now you can hardly see difference between me and a human bean... but of coz... 
    they are some... (u know who u r... *grinx* dun underestimate the things a tissue 
    could do) some of them are my current family... they know what i could do... 
    so they have no choice but to shower me with they everlasting love... (thanx! :P) 

    22-June-79 to Jan 1985 
    My most innocent years... learning the basics... nuff said... 

    1985 to 1995 
    I go to school... like normal human beans... studied in Singapore since young... 
    Woodlands Primary, Riverside Secondary... 
    Search for meaning of life... Make friends... go through ups and downs... 
    yeah... those memories... hmm... oh... i kept some photos... *SmilE* 
     

    1995 to 1997 
    life goes on... love... hate... blah blah... the usual... 
    Oh.. i got introduced to the net at around 1996 too... addictive..!!! 
    i entered my current school (Singapore Polytechnic) at ard June96. 
    In dept. of Software Technology, yr2... one more year to go... 
    current interest are very wide... abit of everything... hey!! a Gemini triad... heh... computers, chatting, music, ice sk8, bowling, badminton, ascii-art, billiard, basketball, reading, day dreaming (heh... yup... i'm dreamy and blur), blah blah... :b 

    15-Dec-97 
    I wrote this page... all is revealed... everyone knows i'm a alien now...  AcK!!!
    er... er... i'm kidding... *ahem*  

    Future 1998 
    oh yes... i have the ability of foreseeing future... my plan to conquer earth will fail... 
    therefore, i won't go abt doing it... i can foresee ur future too! Don't hesitate... 
    mail me at tissue@innocent.com NoW!!! 

 
 
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