JESUS CHRYSLER SUPERCAR

MITCHELL DONOVAN STEELE (VOCALS) -

Michigan transplant who cut his teeth with Tempe, Arizona's own Big Love. Mitch swears, or is pretty sure, he never slept with Mo Bigsly. However, he once went to bed with Bo Derek, and woke up with Bo Didley. Mitch swears a lot.

JOEY ST. CLAIR (GUITAR) -

Known only to certain members of the scientific community, Joey is actually part monkey. No-one is willing to say which part, but many hours have been spent speculating. Also, and far less known to the public, Joey is distantly related to RuPaul. Don't tell anyone...

JASON CORMAN (GUITAR) -

Jason is the band's token farm boy. Raised in the boondocks of Nebraska (oh, wait, that's redundant...), Jason suffers from acute social ineptitude. The author is sure that electro-shock therapy is the only thing that will help, but is hopeful that his motor skills may be spared.

MATT COLLINS (DRUMS) -

His greatest regret was leaving Kill Creek (who signed to a multi- record deal with Mammoth) to pursue his Masters degree. Now that he has forsaken a job search, he is most surely doomed to a life of squalor. Please shoot him on sight. He would be eternally grateful.

MIKE BRANDT (BASS) -

As the newest member of JC Supercar, Mike obviously has no idea what is in store for him. Years of therapy will be required to undo the damage incurred by the rest of the band's disgusting hygiene and discussions about bowel movements. We all wish him the best of luck in his role as the band's new whipping boy.

ERICK SMITH (1993-1999) -

This former bass player died tragically of a broken neck onstage while engaged in his trademark "troll-roll" - a mysterious type of performance identifiable by the rolling and bobbing of the head, much like a chicken. He will be missed.

JAMIE HICKERSON (1993-1996) -

Jamie was also tragically killed onstage, late in 1996. A victim of a freak accident, he was gruesomely decapitated by an errant guitar neck as Jason Corman was frantically flying about the stage. Thinking this was all part of the act, the fans cheered on. Jason has yet to notice that Jamie is missing.