Lawson's Lockup

Jack Lawson is currently serving a lengthy manslaughter sentence after letting a suspected criminal drop to his death! As a tribute to this unfortunate upstart named Lawson, we have decided to dedicate this page to all the Blue Heeler's Blunders! For instance, Jack letting the man die! Here is what we've got so far...

Culprit Crime
Jack Lawson Letting man fall to his death.
Benny Boy Breaking 2 of PJ's phones in one year.
Chris Riley Thinking she was going to the Rotary dinner with Tom!
Tess Gallagher Taking Champagne to PJ's wrestling "beer & pizza" night.
Jo Parish Falling in the mud, during her "15 minutes of fame".
Falcon Price Being tricked into climbing a tree by Jonesy & Jo!
Evan Jones Falling for Tess and not Jo.
PJ Hashem Not liking Christmas!
Ben Stewart For loosing his temper when trying to talk to his ex-wife Rachel and calling her a rude name because she would not let him spend time with his kids at Christmas
Tess Gallagher Not pashing Evan when he came over to her house in "Dreaming of a White Christmas"!!
Tom Croydon Pashing Grace - Disgusting!
Tess Gallagher Being Tess Gallagher
PJ Hashem For saying to Tom that "people over 50 should not have sex, present company excluded".
Jo Parish Driving the 4WD into the dam!
Maggie Doyle For leaving all of us devastated fans and staying in witness protection whilst we KNOW she's still alive!
Grace Curtis Sacking Clancy from Christmas Performance
Nick Schultz For leaving the show
Jo Parish For letting Jack go when he was totally in love with her and we all know they were meant for each other.....silly girl!
Tess Gallagher Not admitting she's in love with Jonesy!
Evan Jones Turning down Jo on her invite to go to the movies. Good one Punk!
Tess Gallagher For letting Hayley go.... stupid girl
Lawson & Gallagher For not acting on their feelings for each other sooner.
Evan Jones For thinking of coming back to wrestling... who would!?
Jo Parish Not making her intentions much more obvious to Jonesy, blokes need things like that to be REALLY obvious!!
Hayley Fulton Acting like a bitch to Tess in the last couple of days with her.
Tina Fulton For treating Tess like she's nothing.
Jo Parish Being a bloody idiot and not gettin' with Jonesy.
Benny Boy Taking up residence (permanently it seems!) in the Police Residence! I know that's what it's called, but that's just a bit ridiculous!!!
All of 'em except Jack For letting Matilda just run on into the bush when Jack got shot! Poor horse!
Jonesy For telling Butch about Tess's child hood making Tess to cancel their date.
PJ Hashem Not proposing to Maggie sooner.
PJ Hashem Attitude regarding mothers impending death.
Jonesy Telling Butch Jordan about Tess' childhood - who knows what would have happened if Tess and Evan had had dinner together.
Jonesy For asking Tess to his and Jo's blues night, coz if Tess didn't come who knows what could have happened. You moron Jonesy.
Jonesy Opening his big mouth to Butch and spoiling his chance of a date with Tess for the time being.
Jack Lawson For sending back the money Tess had sent him and for not coming back to be with her.
Jonesy Daring to presume that he can replace *my* Jacko!!!
Jo Parish For acting like a spoilt brat - but who can really blame her.
The writers of The Gazette For losing all these blunders for 3 months!
Channel 7 For leaving Sydney and QLD viewers out of the loop by putting on Poisoned Fruit instead of Buddies just to compete with Channel 9 for ratings for the State of Origin!
Jonesy For not responding to Tess when she admitted her feelings for him.
Tess / Jonesy For not kissing each other in 'Dreaming of a White Christmas' or 'Buddies'.
Tess For saying the 'polli' was attractive.
Jo Parish For not telling PJ how she really feels about him!
Tess Gallagher For not kissing Jonesy when she had several chances to do so!
Jonesy For still not going on a date with Tess - even if it's obvious that they like each other (omg!!! I don't know why Ben or PJ haven't said anything - i understand why Jo hasn't)
Jonesy and Tess For not hurrying up and getting together. For God's sake you can tell they love each other!
Tom For deciding that his grand daughter should be killed to save his daughter!
Jo Parish For wearing Christmas decorations to work and bunny ears!!
Jack Lawson For being Jack Lawson
Jack Lawson For getting involved with Tess and then dropping her like dirt.
Daniel Curtis For being an idiot to his family, Tom, and brother Nelson.
Tess For not pashing Jonesy when telling him she liked him.
Tess For not getting together with Jonesy and declaring them "just friends" and then Jonesy is heartbroken! Just hurry up and get together!
PJ & Jo For kissing when everyone knows that Tess and Jonesy are the only real couple.
Jo Parish 4 screwing that journo u can do way betta than that gal!!!
PJ For being a grumpy bum towards Joe. Get together!!!!!
Who wrote that Jo wore bunny ears They were reindeer antlers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liz Stewart Gettin' hit in the head by a brick use your eyes gal
Tess In 'the best man' when she had the chance to kiss Jonesy and she didn't!!
Jonesy For being dumb enough to not wear the right shoes when fishing on slippery rocks - hence the reason he fell in the river, and was almost killed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maggie Come back and start a whole new season and forget everything that happened in the past and PJ and Maggie can get back together
Jonesy For not been interested in Jo
Tess For playing hard to get with Jonesy
Jo For being a pain in the butt, time and time again! And for being mean to Tess in 'Winners and Losers'
Tess For not letting Jonesy fix the "plumbing problem"... I mean what a door of opportunity. Stupid pride getting in the way....Kiss the guy already, will ya! Put people like me out of our misery.!!
Jonesy For liking Tess yet still seeming to have a girl at every port. Is she the one or not!!!
Jonesy For being a moron and not going for Jo when he had the chance
PJ & Jo Sleeping together then denying their OBVIOUS feelings for each other
Tom Because he married Grace instead of Chris
PJ & Jo For not admitting their true feelings for each other
PJ & Jo For being complete idiots and agreeing to act like nothing happened, when obviously it did, and it was a good something.
Tess Not marrying Jonesy - get with the program
Tess For still being a bitch to Jo after Jo saved her life
Script Writers Not giving Jane's character (Jo) the opportunity to have a horse. I have plenty of ideas how they can give her one, Jane misses her own horse coz she's too bust filming to ride him, POOR JANE - not to mention Jellybean (her horse) he has to be leased out to some stranger :( poor buby!!!
PJ Not fessing up and proposing to Jo
Maggie For getting involved with all that crap with druggie dude therefore getting killed....
Jo For saying to PJ that she wanted to be 'just mates' when PJ wanted to be more than mates.
Script Writers If they don't let Tess and Evan get married!! grr
Evan He's too likeable!! hehehehe we luv him
The Producers For making us wait the whole Christmas holidays just to see Blue Heelers again.
Tess For not trusting Jonesy enough to tell him about the drugs encounter.
Script Writers For making this season too short- bring back Heelers fast!
Jo For loving PJ, gal he wants Maggie not you.. you're just trash!
PJ In Stable Mates, him leaving Ben at the motel and backing out not putting his seatbelt on.
The Sunday Telegraph TV Guide For making a typo and spelling Tess's name, Jess.
Writers For putting on one of the best episodes ever ( the finale ) and making us wait until mid February to see what happens!
Channel 7 For not putting on a summer series of old Blue Heelers episodes over the break like they did years ago once.
PJ For having sex with Jo not once but we all it should be Tess and Jonesy.
Jo For actually thinking PJ would love her.. hahaha is she on drugs? I'm sorry but he loves M A G G I E and you put your foot in it when you said her name too!
Everyone saying Tess married the Doc She married JONESY - get it through your thick heads people!!! It was so obvious at the end of the episode!
PJ Being mean to Jo. I said ouch when he said what he did, that really would've hurt.
Tess For not marrying Jonesy and if she did for not doing it sooner.
Tom For interrupting Tess & Jonesy during their passionate moment.
Jo Parrish For mentioning Maggie to PJ in "all you need is love".
PJ For telling Jo he wasn't in love with her- idiot!!!!!!!!!!
PJ For hurting Jo when he said he didn't love her.
PJ For telling Jo he didn't love her but then again he did say he was crazy about her so there still is a chance.
Tess For not admitting her feelings for Jonesy and for marrying Josh!
Tess For making us think she has curly hair and a straight fringe!
Anyone saying Tess married the Doc TESS MARRIED JONESY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Jo For saying Maggie's name to PJ when we all know he is still in love with her. Jo, you idiot!

 

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