The Highest Queen Serenity
beckons to you.
"You are welcome here," she says. "Come and meet the Guardians of Peace. Come and learn about the Warriors of the Elements."
How can you resist an offer like this?
Yes, I too could not resist the offer of my Queen, and so have set up these Shrines to the Planetary Senshi. Down below are links to the Places of Worship (and humor as well).
Just to make this clear: I love all of the Senshi equally (yes, even the pink thing), though I have my favorites. No matter what I say, don't think of it as an offense to the fuku-clad girls and the tuxedoed-man.
Besides, I don't want to get hit by a "World Shaking" in the middle of the night or have to fight my way through a "Pink Sugar Heart Attack."
WARNING! DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!!!
I have to
warn all of you that, with "The Tsuki Files" in place,
the Shrines are now filled with *tons* of spoilers. I took all my
information from the manga (thanks to Alex Grover for translating
them!), so be warned! Some information in the Shrines might be
shocking... or funny... I can never tell the difference. There's
a bunch of stuff in the Shrines that are my own personal opinion
also, but I can prove it (so it *is* the truth, from a certain
point of view). This is your last chance to turn back if you
don't want to be spoiled!
The Personal Shrines
Mamoru's Place... Poster Boys For Amnesia: What Were You Just Saying?
Usagi's Place... Tsuki ni kawatte... Hey! Stand Still And Listen To Me!!!
Chibi Usa's Place... Annoying Children From the Future With Incest In Mind
Ami's Place... Can You Say "Critical Mass"??? I Knew You Could.
Rei's Place... Psychic Pyromaniacs... No! That's Not What I Meant!!!
Makoto's Place... Brawns Over Brains, And Obsessions With Ex-Boyfriends
Minako's Place... When You're Just Too Blonde For Your Own Good
Haruka's Place... People Who Are So Confused That They Don't Know Their Own Sex
Michiru's Place... People Who Prefer People Who Are So Confused That They Don't Know Their Own Sex
Setsuna's Place... Living Forever, And Running Out Of Songs To Hum
Hotaru's Place... I Can Destroy The World, How About You?
I'll Worship Later. Take Me Back To The Loft.