the Ukee Tattler

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Welcome to Ucluelet and Tofino — a pair of
sleepy little towns at the end of the road on
the West Coast of Vancouver Island, BC.

We enjoy the blessings of the gods out here:
mountains, ocean, sunshine, storm, wildlife,
and a million tourists a year to share it all with.

As stewards of this natural paradise, we advance
into an uncertain future with the wisdom and
care that will take us into the 21st century
as an example for the world.


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More hardware for local developers
Ukee architecture steals the national limelight again, with innovation and appropriateness.

War in the Wodos

Time was, "diversity" was just a catchword in
the grant app's. Now, some residents are rising up against monoculture


Eco-park progress
A very short pictorial essay on the extent of the first-year progress on the "eco"-park.

Ukee's latest clearcut
In the drive to beautify the town, even good ol' Mac-Blo couldn't have done a better job.

Rocks and hard places
Ucluelet's endless quest to be more like the cities it scorns.



Marketing the new world order
In an unusual move, the two chambers of commerce agree on something.









Keystone Kouncil
Fans call it one of the best shows north o' 49.

Pardon?
They say the new Community Centre leaves something to be desired.

Strange doings after dark
Research uncovers possible source for abnormal coastal behaviour.
















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The Ukee Tattler is a compendium of gossip, rumour, and hearsay about the scenic, suffering, sometimes stuffy, and always silly towns of Ucluelet & Tofino, British Columbia. 

The Tattler is intermittently published to the lowest of editorial standards. Opinions expressed herein are those of no openly acknowledged parties. Any resemblance to persons living, dead, or on government committees is completely fortuitous. 

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