Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Prof. Dumbledore-"I should have known that you would be here, Professor McGonnagall"

Dumbledore-"Ah, I would trust Hagrid with my life Professor"

Dumbledore-"No problems i trust hagrid?"

Hagrid-"No, sir. Little tyke fell asleep just as we were flying over Bistol. Try not to wake him. There you go."

McGonnagall-"Albus, do you really think its safe leaving him here with these people. I've watched them all day, their the worst sort of muggles ever imaginable. They really are--"

Dumbledore-"The only family he has."

McGonnagall-"This boy will be famous. Ther wont be a child in our world who doesn't know his name."

Dumbledore-"Exactly. He's far better off growing up away from all of that. Until he is ready. There there Hagrid. Its not goodbye after all. Good luck Harry Potter."

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Petunia- Up! Get up! Now!

Dudley- Wake up cousin, we're going to the zoo!

Petunia- Here comes the birthday boy.

Vernon- Happy Birthday, son.

Petunia- Why dont you just cook the breakfast, and try not to burn anything

Harry- Yes, Aunt Petunia

Petunia- I want everything to be perfect for my Dudleys special day.

Vernon- Hurry up! Bring my coffee, boy!

Harry- Yes uncle Vernon

Petunia- Arent they wonderful, darling?

Dudley- How many are there?

Vernon- 36, counted them meself

Dudley- 36? but last year, last year I got 37.

Vernon- yeah, yeah, well some of them are quite bigger than last years

Dudley- I dont care how big they are.

Vernon- Im warning you now boy. Any funny business, any at all, and you wont have any meals for a week. Get in.

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Dudley- Make it move!

Vernon- Move!

Dudley- Move!!!

Harry-"He's asleep"

Dudley-"He's boring"

Harry-"Sorry about him. He doesnt understand what is like. Lying there day after day, watching people press their ugly faces in on you. Can you hear me? Its just I never talked to a snake before. Do you.oh wait, do you talk to people often? You're from Burma, aren't you? Was it nice there? Do you miss your family? Oh, thats me as well. I never knew my family either."

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Dudley- Mummy, Dad, come here! You wont believe what this snake is doing!

Thanks" the snake

"Anytime"Harry

Someone in the reptile house- SNAKE!

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Petunia- Its all right sweetheart. Well get you out of these cold clothes.

Vernon- What happened?

Harry- I swear, I dont know. One minute the glass was the, then is was gone. It was like magic!

Vernon- There is no such thing in magic!

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Vernon- Oh Marge is ill. Ate a funny whelk

Dudley- Dad, look, Harrys got a letter!

Harry- Hey, give that back, its mine!

Vernon- Yours? Who'd be writing to you?

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Vernon- No more mail through this letterbox!

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Petunia- Have a lovely day at the office, dear.

Vernon- Shoo! Go on!

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Vernon- Fine day, Sunday. In my opinion best day of the week. Why is that Dudley?

Harry- Because theres no post on Sundays.

Vernon- Right you are Harry, no post on Sunday. Hah! No blasted letters today. No, sir! Not one single bloody letter. Not one! No, sir, not one blasted miserable--

Give me that. Give me that letter.

Harry- Get off. Theyre my letters! Let go of me.

Vernon- Thats it! Were going away. Far away, where they cant find us!

Dudley- Daddys gone mad, hasnt he?

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Vernon- Whos there?

Hagrid- Sorry about that.

Uncle Vernon-"I demand that you leave at once. You are breaking and entering!"

Hagrid-"Dry up Dursley, you great prune. I havn't seen you since you were a baby, Harry. But your a bit more along then i expected. Particularly in the middle."

Dudley-"I'm...Im not Harry."

Harry-"I..I am."

Hagrid-"Well of course you are. Got something for ya. Afraid I may have sat on it. But I imagine it will taste fine just the same. Baked it myself, word and all."

Harry-"Thank You"

Hagrid-"Its not everyday your young man turns 11, is it?"

Harry-"Excuse me, who are you?"

Hagrid-"Rubues Hagrid, Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts. Of course you know all about Hogwarts."

Harry-"Sorry, No"

Hagrid-"No? Blimey Harry. Did you ever wonder where your mum and dad learned it all?"

Harry-"Learned what?"

Hagrid-"Your'e a wizard Harry."

Harry-"I'm a what?"

Hagrid-"A wizard. And a thumping good one, i'd wager, once your trained up a little."

Harry-"No, you've made a mistake. I mean....I can't be a....a....a.... wizard. I mean, Im just Harry. Just Harry."

Hagrid-"Well, Just Harry, did you ever make anything happen? Anything you couldn't explain, when you were angry or scared?"

Harry-"Dear Mr. Potter, We are pleased to infrom you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."

Uncle Vernon-"He will not be going I tell you. We swore we'd put a stop to this rubbush"

Harry-"You knew? You knew all along, and you never told me?"

Aunt Petunia-"Of course we knew. how could you not be? My perfect sister being who she was. My mother and father were so proud the day she got her letter. 'We have a witch in the family, isnt it wonderful?' I was the only one who saw her for what she was. A freak! And then she met that Potter, and then she had you...and I knew you would be the same, just as strange, just as abnormal. And then if you please, she went and got herself blown up, and we got landed with you"

Harry-"Blown up? You told me my parents died in acar crash"

Hargid-"A car crash? A car crash killed Lily and James Potter?"

Aunt Petunia-"We had to say something."

Hagrid-"Its an outrage! Its a scandal!"

Uncle Vernon-"He'll not be going"

Hagrid-" Oh, and I suppose a great muggle like yourself is gonna to stop him?"

Harry-"Muggle?"

Hagrid-"Non-magic folk. This boy had his name down ever since he were born. He's going to the finest school of witchcraft and wizardry in the world, and he will be under the finest headmaster Hogwarts has ever seen, Albus Dumbledore."

Uncle Vernon-"I will not pay to have some crackpot old fool teach him magic tricks!"

Hagrid-"Never insult Albus Dumbledore in front of me. Oh, I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone at Hogwarts about that. Strictly speaking, I'm not allowed to do magic."

Harry-"Okay"

Hagrid-"Oh, we're a bit behind schedule. Best be off. Unless you'd rather stay of crouse."

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Harry- All students must be equipped with one standard size 2 peweter cauldron, and may bring if they desire either and owl, a cat, or a toad. Can we find this all in London?

Hagrid- If you know where to go.

Tom- Ah, Hagrid, usual I presume.

Hagrid- No thanks Tom. Im on official Hogwarts business. Just helping young Harry buy his school supplies.

Tom- Bless me soul! Its Harry Potter!

A wizard- Welcome back, Mr. Potter! Welcome back!

Doris Crockford- Doris Crockford, Mr. Potter. I cant believe Im meeting you at last.

Professor Quirrell- Harry P-P-P-P-Potter. Cant tell you how pleased I am to meet you.

Hagrid- Hello, Professor. I didnt see you there. Harry, this is Professor Quirrell. Hell be your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, at Hogwarts.

Harry- Oh, nice to meet you

Quirrell- Fearfully fascinating subject. Not that you need it, eh, Potter?

Hagrid- Yes, well must be going now. Lots to buy.

Harry- Goodbye

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Hagrid- See Harry? Youre famous.

Harry- But why am I famous, Hagrid? All those people back there, how is it they know who I am?

Hagrid- Here is where you get your quills and ink. And over there, over there all your bits and bobs for doing wizardry.

A boy in Diagon Alley- Its a word class racing broom.

Anotha boy in DA(Diagon Alley)- Wow! Look at it! The new Nimbus 2000s! Its the fastest model yet!

Harry- Hagrid, how am I to pay for all this? I havent any money.

Hagrid- Well theres your money, Harry. Gringotts, thats the wizard bank. Aint no safer place. Not one. Except perhaps Hogwarts.

Harry- Hagrid, what exactly are these things?

Hagrid- Theyre goblins, Harry. Clever as they come, goblins, but not the most friendly of beasts. Best stay close. Mr. Harry Potter wishes to make a withdrawal.

The goblin bank-teller- And does Mr. Harry Potter have his key?

Hagrid- Oh, wait a minute. Got it here somewhere. Ha! Heres the little devil. Oh, and theres something else as well. Professor Dumbledore gave me this. Its about You-Know-What in vault-you-know which.

The goblin bank-teller- Very well.

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 A goblin- Vault 687. Lamp please. Key please.

Hagrid- Didnt think your parents would leave you with nothing, now did you?

same goblin- Vault 713

Harry- Whats in there Hagrid?

Hagrid- Cant tell you Harry. Hogwarts business. Very Secret.

and again, same goblin- Stand back.

Hagrid- Best not to mention this to anyone, Harry.

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 Harry- I still need a wand

Hagrid- A wand? You want Ollivanders. There aint not place better. Run along there and wait. I got one more thing to do. Wont be long.

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 Harry- Hello? Hello?

Mr. Ollivander- I wondered when Id be seeing you, Mr. Potter. It seems only yesterday that your mother and father were buying their first wands. Here we are. Well give it a wave. Apparently not. Perhaps, this? No! No! Definitely not. No matter. I wonder. Curious. Very curious.

Harry- Sorry, but whats curious?

Mr. Ollivander- I remember every wand that Ive ever sold, Mr. Potter. It so happens that the Phoenix whos tail feather in your wand, gave another feather. Just one other. It is curious that you should be destined for this wand, when its brother, gave you that scar.

Harry- And who owned that wand?

Mr. Ollivander- We do not speak his name. The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter. Its not always clear why. But I think it is clear that we can expect great things from you. After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things. Terrible, yes, but great.

Hagrid- Harry! Harry! Happy Birthday!

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Hagrid- You all right, Harry? You seem very quiet.

Harry- He killed my parents, didnt he? The one who gave me this. You know, Hagrid. I know you do.

Hagrid- First and understand this Harry, because its very important: Not all wizards are good. Some of them go bad. A few years ago there was one wizard who went as bad as you can. And his name was V--, His name was V--

Harry- Maybe if you wrote it down?

Hagrid- No, I cant spell it. All right, Voldemort.

Harry- Voldemort?

Hagrid- Shhhh! It was dark times, Harry, dark times. Voldemort started to gather some followers. Brought them over to the Dark Side. Anyone that stood up to him ended up dead. Your parents fought against him. But nodody lived once he decided to kill them. Nobody. Not one. Except you.

Harry-  Me? Voldemort tried to kill me?

Hagrid- Yes. That aint no ordinary cut on your forehead, Harry. A mark like that only comes from being touched by a curse, and an evil curse at that.

Harry- What happened to, to you-know-who?

Hagrid- What are you looking at? Blimey, is that the time? Sorry, Harry, Im gonna have to leave you. Dumbledore will be wanting his, well hell be wanting to see me. Now your train leaves in 10 minutes. Heres your ticket. Stick to it Harry, thats very important. Stick to your ticket.

Harry- Platform 9 3/4? But Hagrid, there must be a mistake. This says Platform 9 3/4.Theres no such thing, is there?

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A man running past Harry- Sorry.

Harry- Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me where I might find Platform 9 3/4?

train person- 9 3/4? Think your being funny, do you? 9 3/4?

Molly Weasley- Its the same every year, packed with muggles, of course. Come on.

Harry- Muggles?

Molly- Platform 9 3/4 this way. All right, Percy. You first. Fred, you next.

George Weasley- Hes not Fred, I am!

Fred- Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother.

Molly- Im sorry George.

Fred- Im only joking, I am Fred.

Harry- Excuse me. Could you tell me how to--

Molly- How to get on to the Platform? Yes, not to worry dear. Its Rons first time to Hogwarts as well. Now all you do is walk straight at the wall, between platforms 9 and 10. Best do it at a run if your nervous.

Ginny Weasley- Good luck!

Ron-"Excuse me, do you mind? Everywhere else if full."

Harry-"Not at all"

Ron-"I'm Ron by the way. Ron Weasley"

Harry-"I'm Harry. Harry Potter"

Ron-"So...so its true? I mean, do you really have the...the--"

Harry-"The what?"

Ron-"Scar"

Harry-"Oh, yeah"

Ron-"Wicked"

A witch-"Anything off the trolley, dears?"

Ron-"No thanks. I'm all set."

Harry-"We'll take the lot"

Ron-"Whoa!"

Harry-"Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans?"

Ron-"They mean every flavor. There's chocolate and peppermint, and also spinach, liver and tripe. George swore he got a booger-flavored one once."

Harry-"These aren't real frogs are they?"

Ron-"Its just a spell. Besides. its the cards you'll be wanting. Each pack's got a famous witch or wizard. I've got about 500 meself. Watch it! Aww, thats rotton luck! They've only got one good jump in them to begin with."

Harry-"I've got Dumbledore!"

Ron-"I got about six of him"

Harry-"Hey, he's gone."

Ron-"Well, you can't expect him to hang around all day, can you? This is Scabbers by the way. Pathetic, isn't he?"

Harry- Just a little bit.

Ron-"Fred gave me a spell to turn him yellow. Want to see?"

Harry-"Yeah"

Hermione-"Had anyone seen a toad? A bot named Neville's lost one."

Ron-"No."

Hermione-"Oh, are you doing magic? Lets see then."

Ron-"Sunshine daisies, better mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow."

Hermione-"Are you sure thats a real spell? Well, its not very good, is it? Of course I've only tried a few simple ones myself, but they've all worked for me. For example:Oculus Reparo. Thats better, isnt it? Holy cricket, your Harry Potter! I'm Hermione Granger. And you are?"

Ron-"I'm Ron Weasley"

Hagrid- Right then. First years this way please. Come on now, first years, dont be shy. Come on now, hurry up. Hello Harry.

Harry- Hi, Hagrid.

Ron- Whoa!

Hagrid- Right then. This way to the boats. Come on, now, follow me.

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Professor McGonnagall- Welcome to Hogwarts. Now in a few moments, youll pass through these doors and join your classmates. But before you can take your seats, you must be sorted into your house. They are: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Sytherin. Now, while you are here, your house will be like your family. Your triumphs will earn you points. Any rule-breaking and you will lose points. At the end of the year, the house with the most points is awarded the house cup.

Neville Longbottom- Trevor! Sorry.

McGonnagall- The Sorting Ceremony will begin momentarily.

Malfoy- Its true then. What theyre saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.

Neville- Harry Potter?

Malfoy- This is Crabbe and Goyle. And Im Malfoy. Draco Malfoy. Think my name is funny do you? Ive no need to ask yours. Red hair, and a hand-me-down robe. You must be a Weasley. Youll soon find out some wizarding families are better than others Potter. You dont want to go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there.

Harry- I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself, thanks.

McGonnagall- Were ready for you know, follow me.

Hermione- Its not real, the ceiling. It bewitched to look like the nights sky. I read about it in. Hogwarts, A History.

McGonnagall- Will you wait along here, please? Now, before we begin, Professor Dumbledore would like to say a few words.

Dumbledore- I have a few start-of-term notices I wish to announce. The first years please note that the Dark Forest is strictly forbidden to all students. Also, our caretaker, Mr. Filch has asked me to remind you that the third floor corridor on the right hand side is out of bounds to everyone who does not wish to die a most painful death. Thank You.

McGonnagall- When I call your name, you will come fourth, I shall place the Sorting Hat on your head, and you will be sorted into your houses. Hermione Granger.

Hermione- Oh no, okay, relax.

Ron- Mental that one, Im telling you.

Sorting Hat- Ah right then, Right. Okay. Gryffindor.

McGonnagall-  Draco Malfoy.

Sorting Hat- Sytherin

Ron- There not a witch or wizard who went bad wasnt in Sytherin.

McGonnagall- Susan Bones

Ron- Harry, what is it?

Harry- Nothing. Nothing, I fine.

Sorting Hat- Lets seeI know, Hufflepuff!

McGonnagall- Ronald Weasley

Sorting Hat- Ah, another Weasley, I know just what to do with you. Gryffindor!

McGonnagall- Harry Potter.

Sorting Hat- Hmmm.Difficult. Very difficult. Plenty of courage I see. Not a bad mind, either. Theres talent, oh yes. And a thrist to prove yourself. But where to put you?

Harry- Not Sytherin. Not Sytherin

Sorting Hat- Not Sytherin, eh? Are you sure? You could be great you know. Its all here in your head. And Sytherin will help you on the way to greatness, and no doubt about that. No? Well if your sure.

Harry- Anything but Sytherin.

Sorting Hat- Better be, Gryffindor!

McGonnagall- Your attention please.

Dumbledore- Let the feast begin.

Seamus Finnigan- Im half and half. Me dads a muggle. Mums a witch. A bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out.

Harry- Say Percy, whos that teacher talking to Professor Quirrell?

Percy- Oh, thats Professor Snape, Head of Sytherin house.

Harry- Whats he teach?

Percy- Potions, but everyone knows its the Dark Arts he fancies. Hes been after Quirrells job for years.

Nearly Headless Nick- Hello! How are you? Welcome to Gryffindor!

Sytherin girl- Its the Bloody Baron!

Percy- Hello Sir Nicholas. Have a nice summer?

Nick- Dismal. Once again my request to join the Headless Hunt has been denied.

Ron- I know you. Youre Nearly Headless Nick.

Nick- I prefer Sir Nicholas if you dont mind.

Hermione- Nearly Headless? How can you be Nearly Headless?

Nick- Like this

Percy- Gryffindor, follow me please. Keep up. Thank you.

Ravenclaw prefect-Ravenclaw, follow me. This way.

Percy- This is the most direct path to the dormitories. Oh and keep an eye on the staircases. They like to change. Keep up and please follow me. Quickly now, come on, come on.

Ron- That pictures moving. Look at that one, Harry.

Harry- I think she fancies you.

A girl- Look

anotha girl- whos that girl?

Man in picture- Welcome to Hogwarts.

Fat Lady in picture- Password?

Ron- Made it, Could you imagine the looks on old McGonagalls face if we were late?

that was bloody brilliant

McGonnagall- Oh, thank you for that assessment, Mr. Weasley. Perhaps itd be more useful if I transfigure Mr. Potter and yourself into a pocket watch. That way, one of you might be on time.

Harry- We got lost.

McGonnagall- Then perhaps a map. I trust you dont need one to find your seats.

Snape- There will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this class. As such I dont expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion making. However for those select few who possess the presupposition. I can teach you to bewitch the mind, and ensure the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death. Then again, maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to not pay attention. Mr. Potter. Our new celebrity. Tell me what would I get if I added root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood? You dont know? Well lets try again. Where, Mr. Potter would you look if I asked you to find me a bezoar?

Harry- I dont know, sir

Snape- And what is the difference between monkswood and wolfsbane?

Harry- I dont know, sir.

Snape- Pity. Clearly fame isnt everything, is it Mr. Potter?

Seamus- Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum. Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum.

Harry- Whats Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?

Ron- Turn it into rum. Actually managed to a weak tea yesterday, before--

BOOM!

Ron- Ah, mails here.

Harry- Can I borrow this? Thanks.

?- Hey Look! Nevilles got a Rememberall.

Hermione- Ive read about those. When the smoke turns red, it means you forgotten something.

Neville- The only problem is I cant remember what Ive forgotten.

Harry- Hey, Ron. Somebody broken into Gringotts. Listen, Believed to be the wrok of Dark witches or wizards unknown, Gringotts goblins acknowledge the breach, but insist nothing was taken. The Vault in question number 713 had infact been emptied earlier that very same day. Thats odd. Thats the vault Hagrid and I went to.

Madame Hooch- Good Afternoon, class.

The class replies- Good Afternoon Madame Hooch.

Madame Hooch- Good Afternoon, Amanda. Good Afternoon. Welcome to your first flying lesson. Well, what are you waiting for? Everyone step up to the left side of your broomstick. Come on, hurry up. Stick your right hand over the broom and say Up.

Harry- Up!

Hermione- Up!

Malfoy- Up!

Ron- Up! Up!

Madame Hooch- With feeling.

Hermione- Up! Up! Up! Up!

Ron- Up! Shut up Harry.

Madame Hooch- Now once youve got hold of your broom, I want you to mount it. And grip it tight. You dont want to be sliding off. When I blow my whistle I want everyone of you to kick off from the ground hard, keep your broom steady, hover for a moment, then lean forward slightly, and touch back down. On my whistle. 32. Mr. Longbottom.Mr Long--Mr.-Mr.--Mr. Longbottom.

Neville- Down! Down!

Harry- Neville!

Madame Hooch- Come back down this instant. Mr. Longbottom. Everyone out of the way!

Hermione- Is he all right?

Madame Hooch- Oh, dear, its a broken wrist. Poor boy, come on now, up you get. Everyone is to keep their feet firmly on the ground while I take Mr. Longbottom to the Hospital Wing, understand? If I see a single broom in the air, the one riding it will find their way out of here before they can say Quidditch

Malfoy- Did you see his face? Maybe if the fat lab gave this a squeeze hed remembered to fall on his fat arse.

Harry- Give it here, Malfoy.

Malfoy- No. I think Ill leave it somewhere for Longbottom to find. How about on the roof? Whats the matter Potter. Bit beyond your reach?

Hermione- Harry, no way! You heard what Madame Hooch said. Besides, you dont even know how to fly. What an idiot.

Harry- Give it here Malfoy or Ill knock you off your broom.

Malfoy- Is that so? Have it your way then.

?- Nice going Harry!

?- That was wicked Harry!

McGonnagall- Harry Potter. Follow me. You wait here. Professor Quirrell, excuse me, excuse me, could I borrow Wood for a moment, please

Quirrell- Well, yes, of course.

McGonnagall- Potter, this is Oliver Wood. Wood, I have found you a seeker.

Nick- Have you heard? Harry Potters the new Gryffindor Seeker. I always knew hed do well.

Ron- Seeker? But first years never make the house teams. You must be the younges Quidditch player in a--

Harry- A century, according to McGonnagall.

Fred or George-Hay, well done Harry, woods just told us.

Ron- Fred and George are on the team, too. Beaters.

George  or Fred- Our job is to make sure you dont get bloodied up too bad. Cant make promises. Rough came Quidditch.

Fred or George- Brudial. But no one has died in years. Someone will vanish occasionally. But theyll turn up in a month or two.

Ron- Oh, go on Harry. Quidditch is great. Best game there is. And youll be great, too.

Harry- But I never even played Quidditch. What if I make a fool of myself?

Hermione- You wont make a fool of yourself. Its in your blood.

Ron- Whoa! Harry, you never told me your father was a seeker, too.

Harry- I didnt know.

Ron- Im telling you, its spooky. She knows more about you than you do.

Harry- Who doesnt? Whats happening?

Hermione- The staircases change, remember?

Harry- Lets go. This way

Ron- Does anybody feel like we shouldnt be here?

Hermione- Were not supposed to be here. This is the third-floor, its forbidden.

Harry- Lets go.

Hermione- Its Filchs cat

Harry- Run! Quick! Lets hide through that door! Its locked!

Ron- Thats it! Were done for.

Hermione- Oh, move over! Alohomora.

Ron- Alohomora?

Hermione- Standard Book of Spells, chapter 7.

Filch- Anyone here my sweet? Come on.

Hermione- Filch is gone.

Ron- He thinks this doors locked.

Hermione- It was locked

Harry- And for good reason.

Ron- What do they think theyre doing? Keeping a thing like that, locked up in a school?

Hermione- You dont use your eyes, do you? Didnt you see what is was standing on?

Ron- I wasnt looking at its feet. I was a bit preoccupied at its heads. Or maybe you didnt notice. There were three!

Hermione- It was standing on a trap door, which means it wasnt there by accident. Its guarding something.

Harry- Guarding something?

Hermione- Thats right, now if you two dont mind, Im going to bed before either of you come up with a clever idea to get us killed, or worse, expelled!

Ron- She needs to sort out her priorities.

Oliver Wood- Quidditch is easy enough to understand. Each team has seven players. Three chasers, two beaters, one keeper, and a Seeker, thats you. There are three kinds of balls. This one is called the quaffle. Now the chasers handle the quaffle and try to put it through one of those three hoops. The keeper, thats me, defends the hoops. With me so far?

Harry- I think so. What are those?

Wood- You better take this. Careful now, its coming back. Not bad, Potter. Youd make a fair beater. Uh-oh.

Harry- What was that?

Wood- Bludger. Nasty little buggers. But you are a seeker. The only thing I want you to worry about is this. The Golden Snitch.

Harry- I like this ball

Wood- Ah, you like it now. Just wait. Its wicked fast and damn near impossible to see.

Harry- What do I do with it?

Wood- You catch it, before the other teams seeker. You catch this, the games over. You catch this Potter, and we win.

Professor Flitwick- One of a wizards most rubimentous skills is levitation, or the ability to make objects fly. Do you have your feathers? Good. Now dont forget the nice wrist movement weve been practicing. The swish and flick. Everyone. The swish and flick. Good. Oh and enunciate Winguardum Leviosa. Off you go then.

Malfoy- Winguardum Levisoa

Harry- Winguardum Levisoa

Ron- Winguardum Levisoa

Hermione- No, stop, stop, stop. Youre going to take someones eye out. Besides, your saying it wrong. Its Leviosa. Not Leviosar.

Ron- You do it then, if your so clever. Go on, go on.

Hermione- Winguardum Levisoa

Flitwick-Oh, well done. See here, Miss Grangers done it. Splendid. Well done, dear.

Harry- I think were going to need another feather over here Professor.

Ron- Its Leviosa, not Levosar. Shes a nightmare, honestly. No wonder she hasnt got any friends.

Harry- I think she heard you.

Harry- Wheres Hermione?

Neville- Parvati Patils said she wouldnt come out of the girls bathroom. She said shes been in there all afternoon, crying.

Quirrell- Troll, troll in the dungeon! Troll in the dungeon!  Thought you oughta know.

Dumbledore- Silence! Everyone will please not panic. Now prefects will lead their house back to the dormitories. Teachers will follow me to the dungeons.

Percy- Gryffindors keep up and stay alert.

Harry- How can a troll get in?

Ron- Not on its own. Trolls are really stupid. Probably people playing jokes. What?

Harry- Hermione, she doesnt know!

Ron- I think the trolls left the dungeon.

Harry- Its/Hes going into the girls bathroom.

Harry- Hermione, move!

Hermione- Help! Help!

Ron- Hey, pea brain!

Hermione- Help!

Harry- Do something!

Ron- What?

Harry- Anything

Hermione- Swish and flick

Harry- Hurry Up!

Ron- Winguardum Levisoa. Cool.

Hermione- Is it dead?

Harry- I dont think so. Just knocked out. Ehhhh, troll boogies.

McGonnagall- Oh my goodness. Explain yourselves, the both of you.

Harry- Well what it is

Hermione- Its my fault Professor McGonnagall.

McGonnagall- Miss Granger?

Hermione- I went looking for the troll. Ive reald about them and I thought I could handle it. But I was wrong. If Harry and Ron havent come found me, Id probably be dead.

McGonnagall- Be that as it may. It was an extremely foolish thing to do. I would have expected more rational behavior in your part and I am very disappointed in you Miss Granger. Five points will be taken from Gryffindor for your serious lack of judgment. As for your two gentlemen, Well I just hope you realize how fortunate you are. Not many first year students take on a fully grown Mountain Troll and live to tell the tale. Five points will be awarded to each of you. For sheer dumb luck.

Quirrell- Perhaps we ought to go. It might wake up.

Ron- Take a bit of toast mate. Go on.

Hermione- Rons right Harry. Youre gonna need your strength today.

Harry- Im not hungry.

Snape- Good Luck today, Potter. Then again now that youve proven yourself against the troll, a little game of quidditch should be easy work for you. Even if it is against Sytherin.

Harry- That explains the blood.

Hermione- Blood?

Harry- Listen. Last night, Im guessing Snape let the troll in as a diverion so he could get past that three-headed dog, but he got himself bitten. Thats why hes limping.

Hermione- But why would anyone go near that dog?

Harry- The day I was at Gringotts, Hagrid took something out of one of the vaults. He said it was Hogwarts business. Very secret.

Hermione- So your saying--

Harry- Thats what the dogs guarding. Thats what Snape wants.

Ron- A bit early for mail, isnt it?

Harry- But I never get mail.

Ron- Lets open it.

Harry- Its a broomstick

Ron- Thats not just a broomstick, Harry. Its a Nimbus 2000.

Wood- Scared Harry?

Harry- A little.

Wood- Its all right. I felt the same way before my first game.

Harry- What happened?

Wood- I dont really remember. I took a bludger to the head two minutes in. Woke up in a hospital a week later.

Lee Jordon- Hello and Welcome to Hogwarts first Quidditch game of the season. Todays game: Sytherin vs. Gryffindor. The players take their positions as Madame Hooch steps on to the field to begin the game.

Madame Hooch- Now I want a nice clean game from all of you.

Lee- The bludgers are up. Followed by the Golden Snitch. Remember the snitch is ends the game. The quaffle is released, and the game begins! Angelina Johnson scores ten points to Gryffindor.

Harry- Yes! Whoa!

Hagrid- Well done!

Lee- Sytherin takes position of the quaffle. Bletchley passes it to Captain Marcus Flint. Another ten points to Gryffindor.

Marcus- Give me that. Take that side.

Hagrid- Whats going on with Harrys broomstick?

Hermione- Its snape, hes jinxing the broom.

Ron- Jinxing the broom? What do we do?

Hermioone- Leave it to me.

Ron- Come on Hermione.

Hermione- Lacarnum Inflamara

a wizard in the stands- Fire! Youre on fire!

Hagrid- Go! Go! Go! Looks like hes gonna be sick.

Lee- Hes got the Snitch. Harry Potter receives one hundred fifty points for catching the snitch

Madame Hooch- Gryffindor wins!

Hagrid- Nonsense! Why would Snape put a curse on Harrys broom?

Harry- Who knows? Why was he trying to get past that three-headed dog on Halloween?

Hagrid- Who told you about Fluffy?

Ron- Fluffy?

Hermione- That thing has a name?

Hagrid- Well of course hes got a name, hes mine. I bought him off an Irish fellow I met down in the pub, last year. Then I lent him to Dumbledore to guard the--

Harry- Yes?

Hagrid- I shouldnt have told you that. No more questions. Dont ask anymore questions, thats top secret, that is.

Harry- But Hagrid, whatever Fluffys guarding, Snapes trying to steal it.

Hagrid- Cadswallowop. Professor Snape is a Hogwarts teacher.

Hermione- Hogwarts teacher or not. I know a spell when I see one. Ive read all about them. Youve got to keep eye contact. And Snape wasnt blinking.

Harry- Exactly.

Hagrid- Now you listen to me, all three of you. Youre meddling in things not ought to be meddled in. Its dangerous. What that dogs guarding is strictly between Professor Dumbledore and Nicholas Flamel.

Harry- Nicholas Flamel?

Hagrid- I shouldnt have said that. I should not have said that. I shouldnt have said that.

Harry- Nicholas Flamel, whos Nicholas Flamel?

Hermione- I dont know.

Harry- Knight to E-5

Ron- Queen to E-5

Hermione- Thats totally barbaric!

Ron- Thats a wizards chess. I see youve packed.

Hermione- I see you havent.

Ron- Change of plans. My parents decided to go to Romania, to visit my brother, Charlie. Hes studying dragons there.

Hermione- Good. You can help Harry then. Hes going to look in the library for information on Nicholas Flamel.

Ron- Weve looked a hundred times.

Hermione- Not in the restricted section. Happy Christmas.

Ron- I think weve had a bad influence on her.

Ron- Harry wake up! Come on, Harry, wake up! Happy Christmas, Harry.

Harry- Happy Christmas, Ron. What are you wearing?

Ron- Oh, my mum made it. Looks like youve got one, too.

Harry- Ive got presents?

Ron- Yeah. There they are.

Harry- Your father left this in my possession before he died. It is time it was returned to you. Use it well.

Ron- What is it?

Harry- Some kind of cloak

Ron- Well, lets see then. Put it on. Whoa!

Harry- My bodys gone!

Ron- I know what that is! Thats an Invisibility cloak!

Harry- Im invisible?

Ron- Theyre really rare. I wonder who gave it to you.

Harry- There was no name. It just said Use it well.

Harry whisperz- Famous Fire-Eaters, Fifthteenth-Century Fiends. Flamel. Nicholas Flamel. Where are you?

Mr. Filch- Whos there? I know youre in there. You cant hide. Who is it? Show yourself.

Prof. Quirrell- Servus, I-I-I

Snape- You dont want me as your enemy Quirrell.

Quirrell- I dont know what mean.

Snape- You know perfectly well what I mean. Well have another little chat soon: When youve had time to decide where your loyalties lie.

Harry- Mum? Dad?

Harry- Ron, youve really got to see this. Ron, youve got to see this. Ron, come on, get out of bed.

Ron- Why?

Harry- Theres something youve got to see, come on!

Harry- Come look! Its my parents!

Ron- I only see us.

Harry- Look in properly. Go on, stand there. There, you see them dont you? Thats--

Ron- Thats me! Only Im Head Boy. And Im holding the Quidditch Cup. And bloody hell, Im Quidditch Captain too. I look good! Harry, do you think this mirror shows the future?

Harry- How can it? Both my parents are dead.

Dumbledore- Back again Harry? I see that you like many others before you have discovered the delights of the Mirror of Erised. I trust by now you realize what it does. Let me give you a clue. The happiest man on earth would look into the mirror and see only himself exactly as he is.

Harry- So then it shows what we want, whatever we want?

Dumbledore- Yes, and No. Its shows us nothing more or less than the deepest desires of our hearts. Now you, Harry, who have never known your family, you see them standing beside you. But remember this, Harry: This mirror gives us either knowledge, or truth. Men have wasted away in front of it. Even gone mad. That is why tomorrow, it will be moved to a new home. And I must ask you not to go looking for it again. It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live.

Hermione-"I had you looking in the wrong section. How could I be so stupid? I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading."

Ron-"This is light?"

Hermione-"Of course! here it is! 'Nicholas Flamel is the only known maker of the Sorcerer's Stone.'"

Harry and Ron say 2getha-"The what?"

Hermione-"Honestly, don't you two read?'The Sorcerer's Stone is a legendary substance with astonishing powers. It can transform any metal into pure gold, amd produces the Elixir of Life which will make the dinker immortal.'"

Ron-"Immortal?"

Hermione-"It means you'll never die."

Ron-"I know what it means!"

Harry-"Shhhhh!!"

Hermione-"'The only Stone currently in existance belongs to Mr. Nicholas Flamel, the noted alchemist who last year celebrated his 665th birthday' Thats what Fluffy's guarding on the 3rd floor. Thats whats under the trap door. The Sorcerer's Stone"

Harry- Hagrid

Hagrid- Oh hello. Sorry I dont wish to be rude but Im in no fit state to entertain today.

Harry, Hermione, Ron all say 2getha-We know about the Sorcerers Stone!

Hagrid- Oh

Harry- We think Snapes trying to steal it.

Hagrid- Snape? Blimey, youre not still on about him, are you?

Harry- Hagrid, we know hes after the Stone. We just dont know why.

Hagrid- Snape is one of the teachers protecting the Stone. Hes not about to steal it.

Harry- What?

Hagrid- You heard. Right. Come on now, Im a bit preoccupied today.

Harry- Wait a minute. One of the teachers?

Hermione- Of course, there are other things defending the stone. Spells and enchantments.

Hagrid- Thats right. Waste of bloody time if you ask me. Aint no one gonna get past Fluffy. Aint a soul knows how. Except for me and Dumbledore. I shouldnt have told you that. I should not have told you that.

Harry-Uh, Hagrid, What exactly is that?

Hagrid- That? Its a, its um

Ron- I know what that is! But Hagrid, how did you get one?

Hagrid- I won it. Off a stranger I met down at the pub. Seemed quite glad to be rid of is as a matter of fact.

Hermione- Is thata dragon?

Ron- Thats not just a dragon. Thats a Norwegian Ridgeback. My brother Charlie works with these in Romania.

Hagrid- Isnt he beautiful? Oh, bless him. Look, he knows his mummy. Hello Norbert.

Harry- Norbert?

Hagrid- Yeah, well hes gotta have a name, dont he? Dont you Norbert. Well, hell have to be trained up a bit, of course. Whos that?

Harry- Malfoy!

Hagrid- Oh, Dear.

Harry- Hagrid has always wanted a dragon. He told me so the first time I met him.

Ron-Its crazy. And worse, Malfoy knows.

Hermione- I dont understand. Is that bad?

Ron- Its bad

Professor McGonnagall- Good Evening. Nothing, I repeat, nothing gives a student a right to walk about the school at night. Therefore as punishment for your actions 50 points will be taken.

Harry- 50?

McGonnagall- Each. And to ensure it doesnt happen again all four of you will receive detention.

Malfoy- Excuse me Professor, perhaps I heard you wrong. I thought you said the four of us.

McGonnagall- No you heard me correctly Mr. Malfoy. You see, honorable as your intentions were, you too were out of bed after hours. You will join your classmates in detention.

Mr. Filch- A pity they let the old punishments die. There was a time detention found you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons. God, I miss the screaming. Youll be serving detention with Hagrid tonight. Hes got a little job to do, inside the Dark Forest. A sorry lot, this, Hagrid. Oh for god man, your not still on about that bloody dragon, are you?

Hagrid- Norberts gone. Dumbledore sent him off to Romania, to live in a colony.

Hermione- Well thats good, isnt it? Hell be with his own kind.

Hagrid- Yeah, but what if he dont like Romania? What if the other dragons are mean to him? Hes only a baby after all.

Filch- Oh For Gods sake, pull yourself together man. Youre going into the forest after all and you got to have your wits about you.

Malfoy- The forest? I thought that was a joke. We cant go in there. Students arent allowed. And there arewerewolves.

Filch- Oh, theres more than werewolves in those trees, lad. You can be sure of that. Nighty-Night.

Harry-Hagrid, what is that?

Hagrid- What were here for. See that? Thats unicorn blood, that is. I found one dead a few weeks ago. Now, this ones been hurt bad by something. So its our job to go and find the poor beast. Ron, Hermione, youll come with me.

Ron-Okay

Hagrid- And Harry, youll go with Malfoy.

Malfoy- Okay, then I get Fang.

Hagrid- Okay, just so yous know. Hes a bloody coward.

Malfoy- Just wait till my father hears about this. This is servant stuff.

Harry- If I didnt know better Draco, Id say that you were scared.

Malfoy- Im not scared Potter. Did you hear that? (whispers scared 2 himself.)

Harry- Come on Fang. What is if Fang?

Firenze- Harry Potter. You must leave. You are known to many creatures here. The forest is not safe at this time. Especially for you.

Harry- But what was that thing you saved me from?

Firenze- A monsterous creature. It is a terrible crime slaying a unicorn. Drinking the blood of a unicorn will keep you alive, even if you are an inch to death. But at a terrible price. For you slain something so pure that the moment the blood touches your lips. You will have a half-life. A cursed life.

Harry- But who would chose such a life?

Firenze- Can you think of no one?

Harry- Do you mean to say that, that thing that killed the unicorn, that was drinking its blood, that was Voldemort?

Firenze- Do you know what is hidden in the school at this very moment Mr. Potter?

Harry- The Sorcerers Stone

Hermione-Harry!

Hagrid- Hello there Firenze. I see youve met our young Mr. Potter. You all right there Harry?

Firenze- Harry Potter, this is where I leave you. You are safe now. Good Luck!

Hermione- You mean You-Know-Who is out there right now in the forest?

Harry- But hes weak. Hes living off the unicorns. We had it wrong. Snape doesnt want the Stone for himself. He wants the Stone for Voldemort. With the Elixir of Life, Voldemort will be strong again. Hell... Hell come back.

Ron- But if he comes back, you dont think hell try and kill you, do you?

Harry- I think that if he had the chance, he might have killed me tonight.

Ron- and to think Ive been worried about my Potions final.

Hermione- Id always heard that Hogwarts at the end of the year exams were frightful, but I found out rather enjoyable.

Ron- Speak for yourself. All right there Harry?

Harry- My scar. It keeps burning.

Hermione- Its happened before.

Harry- Not like this.

Ron- Perhaps you should see the nurse?

Harry- I think its a warning. It means dangers coming.

Harry- Oh, of course.

Hermione- What is it?

Harry- Dont you think its a bit odd that what Hagrid wants more than anything is a dragon and a stranger turns up and just happens to have one? I mean, how many people wander around with  dragon eggs in their pockets? Why didnt I see it before?

RUNNING.

Harry- Hagrid, who gave you the dragon egg? What did he look like?

Hagrid- I dont know. I never saw his face. He left his hood up

Harry- This stranger though, nearly he must have talked?

Hagrid- Well he wanted to know what sort of creatures I look after. And I said After Fluffy, a dragons gonna be no problem.

Harry- Did he seem interested in Fluffy?

Hagrid- Well of course he was interested in Fluffy. How often do you come across a three-headed dog, even if youre in the trade? But I told him, I said, I said The trick with any beast is to know how to calm him. Take fluffy for example. Just play him a bit of music and he falls straight asleep. I shouldnt have told you that. Where are you going? Wait!

Harry- We have to see Professor Dumbledore, immediately.

McGonnagall- Im afraid Professor Dumbledore isnt here. He received an urgent owl from the Ministry of Magic and he left immediately to London.

Harry- Hes gone? But now? This is important. This is about the Sorcerers Stone.

McGonnagall- How do you know- -?

Harry- Someones going to try and steal it!

McGonnagall- I dont know how the three of you found out about the Stone, but I assure you it is perfectly well protected. Now would you go back to your dormitories? Quietly.

Harry- That was no stranger Hagrid met. It was Snape. Which means he knows how to get past Fluffy.

Hermione- And with Dumbledore gone- -

Snape- Good Afternoon. Now what would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside on a day like this?

Hermione- We were justwe were just

Snape- You ought to be careful. People will think youre up to something.

Hermione- Now what do we do?

Harry- We go down the trap door. Tonight.

Harry-Trevor

Ron- Trevor! Shhh! Go you shouldnt be here

Neville- Neither should you. Youre sneaking out again. Arent you?

Harry-Now Neville, listen, we were- -

Neville- No! I wont let you. Youll get Gryffindor into trouble again.Ill-Ill fight you.

Hermione- Neville, Im really really sorry about this. Petrificus Totalus.

Ron- Youre a little scary at times, you know that. Brilliant, but scary.

Harry- Lets go. Sorry

Hermione- Sorry

Ron- Its for your own good, you know.

Hermione- Ow! You stood on my foot!

Ron- Sorry

Hermione- Alohomora.

Harry- Wait a minute. Hes snoring. Snapes already been here. Hes put a spell on the harp.

Ron- Eh! Its got horrible breath!

Harry- We have to move its paw.

Ron- What?

Harry- Come on! Okay, push. Ill go first. Dont follow until I give you a sign. If something bad happens, get yourselves out! Doesnt it seem a bit quiet to you?

Hermione- The harp. Its stopped playing.

Ron- Ehhh! Yuck!

Harry- Jump!

Ron- Whoa! Lucky this plant things here really.

Harry- Whoa!

Hermione- Stop moving, both of you. This is Devils Snare. You have to relax. If you dont, it will kill you faster.

Ron- Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!

Harry and Ron-Hermione!

Ron- Now what do we do?

Hermione- Just relax!

Harry- Hermione, where are you?

Hermione- Do what I say! Trust me!

Ron- Harry!

Hermione- Are you okay?

Harry- Yeah. Yeah, Im fine

Hermione- Hes not relaxing, is he?

Harry- Apparently not.

Hermione- Weve got to do something!

Harry- What?

Hermione- I remember reading something in Herbology. Devils Snare Devils Snare, its deadly fun, but will sulk in the sun. Thats it! Devils Snare hates sunlight Lumus Solem

Harry- Ron, are you okay?

Ron- Yeah

Harry- Okay

Ron- Lucky we didnt panic

Harry- Lucky Hermione pays attention in Herbology.

Hermione- What is that?

Harry- I dont know. Sounds like wings.

Hermione- Curious. Ive never seen birds like these.

Harry- Theyre not birds. Theyre keys. And I bet one of them fits that door.

Hermione- Whats this all about?

Harry- I dont know

Ron- Alohomora. Well, it was worth a try.

Hermione- What are we going to do? There must be a thousand keys up there.

Ron- Were looking for a big, old-fashioned one. Probably rusty at the handle

Harry- There, I see it! The one with the broken wing.

Hermione- Whats wrong, Harry?

Harry- Its too simple.

Ron- Oh, go on Harry. If Snape could catch it on that old broomstick, you can. Youre the youngest Seeker in a century. This complicates things a bit.

Harry- Catch the key!

Hermione- I dont like this. I dont like this at all.

Harry- Where are we? A graveyard.

Ron- This is no graveyard. Its a chessboard.

Harry- Theres the door!

Hermione- Now what do we do?

Ron- Its obvious, isnt it? Were gonna play our way across the room. Alright, Harry, you take the empty bishop square. Hermione, youll be the queen-side castle. As for me, Ill be a Knight.

Hermione- What happens now?

Ron- Well white moves first and then, we play.

Hermione- Ron, you dont suppose this is going to be like real wizards chess, do you?

Ron- You there, D-5. Yes Hermione. I think this is going to be exactly like wizards chess.

Ron- Castle to E-4. Pawn to C-3

Harry- Wait a minute.

Ron- You understand right, Harry, once I make my move, the queen will take me. Then youre free to check the king.

Harry- No! Ron, No!

Hermione- What is it?

Harry- Hes going to sacrifice himself.

Hermione- No, Ron, there must be another way!

Ron- Do you wanna stop Snape from getting that Stone or not? Harry, its you that has to go on. I know it. Not me. Not Hermione. You. Knight to H-3. Check.

Harry- Ron! No! Dont move! Dont forget, were still playing. Checkmate! Take care of Ron. Then go to the owlery, send a message to Dumbledore. Rons right, I have to go on.

Hermione- Youll be okay Harry. Youre a great wizard, you really are.

Harry- Not as good as you.

Hermione- Me? Books and cleverness. There are more important things. Friendship and bravery, and Harry, just be careful.

Harry- You? No, it cant be. Snape, he was the one--

Professor Quirrell- Yes, he does seem the type, doesnt he? But next to him, who would expect po-po-poor st-st-studdering Professor Quirrell?

Harry- But-But that day, during the Quidditch Match, Snape tried to kill me.

Quirrell- No dear boy! I tried to kill you! And trust me, if Snapes cloak hadnt caught fire and broken my eye contact, I would have succeeded, even with Snape muttering his countercourse.

Harry- Snape was trying to save me?

Quirrell- I knew you were danger to me, especially after Halloween.

Harry- Then-then you let the troll in.

Quirrell- Very good, Potter, yes. Snape unfortunately wasnt fooled. While everyone was running about the dungeon, he went to the third-floor to head me off. He of course never trusted me again. He rarely left me alone. But he doesnt understand. Im never alone. Never. Now, what does this mirror do? I see what I desire. I see myself holding the stone. But how do I get it?

Voldemorts voice- Use the boy

Quirrell- Come here, Potter! Now! Tell me what do you see? What is it? What do you see?

Harry- I-Im shaking hands with Dumbledore. Ive won the house cup.

Voldemorts voice- He lies.

Quirrell- Tell the truth, what do you see?!?!

Voldemorts voice- Let me speak to him.

Quirrell- Master, you are not strong enough.

Voldemorts voice- I have strength enough for this.

Voldmort- Harry Potter, we meet again

Harry- Voldemort.

Voldemorts- Yes. You see what Ive become? See what I must do to survive? Live off another, a mere parasite. Unicorn blood can sustain me, but it cant give me a body of my own. But there is something that can. Something that conviently enough lies in your pocket. Stop him! Dont be a fool. Why suffer a horrific death, when you can join me, and live?

Harry- Never!

Voldemort- ha! Bravery, your parents had it too. Tell me Harry, would you like to see your mother and father again? Together we can bring them back. All I ask is for something in return. Thats it Harry. There is no good or evil. There is only power, and those too weak to seek it. Together we can do extraordinary things. Just give me that stone!

Harry- You liar!

Voldemort- Kill him!

Quirrell- What is this magic?

Dumbledore- Good Afternoon, Harry. Ah, Tokens from your admirers.

Harry- Admirers

Dumbledore- What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret. So naturally, the whole school knows. Ah, I see your friend Ronald has saved you the trouble of opening your chocolate frogs.

Harry- Ron was here? Is he all right? What about Hermione?

Dumbledore- Fine, theyre both just fine.

Harry- But what happened to the stone?

Dumbledore- Relax, dear boy. The stone has been destroyed. My friend Nicholas and I have had a little chat and agreed it was best all around.

Harry- But then, Flamel, hell die wont he?

Dumbledore- He has enough Elixir to set his affairs in order, but yes, he will die.

Harry- How is it I got the Stone, sir? One minute I was staring in the mirror and the--

Dumbledore- Ah-huh. You see, only a person who wanted to find the stone, find it, but not use it, would be able to get it. That is one of my more brilliant ideas and between you and me, that is saying something.

Harry- Does that mean, with the stone gone, that is, that Voldemort can never come back?

Dumbledore- Ah, I am afraid there are ways in which he can return. Harry, do you know why Professor Quirrell couldnt bear to have you touch him? It was because of your mother. She sacrificed herself for you. And that kind of act leaves a mark. Oh, no this kind of mark cannot be seen. It lives in your very skin.

Harry- What is it?

Dumbledore- Love, Harry, Love. Bottes Every Flavor Beans. I was most unfortunate in my youth to come across a vomit flavored one. And since then Im afraid Ive lost my liking for them. But I think I could be safe with a nice toffee. Alas! Earwax.

Harry- All right, Ron?

Ron- All right, you?

Harry- All right, Hermione?

Hermione- Never better!

Dumbledore- Another year gone. And now I understand it, the house cup needs awarding. And the points stand thus: In fourth place, Gryffindor with 312 points. Third place, Hufflepuff with 352 points. Second place, Ravenclaw with 426 points. And in first place, with 472 points, Sytherin house. Yes, yes, well done Sytherin, well done, Sytherin. However, recent events must be taken into the account. And I have a few last minute points to award. To Miss Hermione Granger for the cool use of intellect will others were in grave peril, 50 points. Second, to Mr. Ronald Weasley for the best played game of chess that Hogwarts have seen these many years, 50 points. And third to Mr. Harry Potter for pure nerve, and outstanding courage, I award Gryffindor, 60 points.

Hermione- Were tied with Sytherin!

Dumbledore- And finally, it takes a great deal to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends. I award 10 points to Neville Longbottom. Assuming that my calculations are correct, I believe that a change in decoration is in order. Gryffindor wins the house cup.

Hagrid- Yeah!

Hagrid- Come on now. Hurry up, youll be late. Trains leaving. Go on. Go on. Go on, Hurry up.

Hermione- come on, Harry

Harry- One minute.

Hagrid- Thought you were leaving without saying goodbye, did ya? This is for you.

Harry- Thanks Hagrid.

Hagrid- Go on. On with ya. On with ya now. Oh, and listen Harry, if that dolt of a cousin of yours, Dudley, gives you any grief, you can always threaten him with a nice pair of ears to go with that tail of his.

Harry- But Hagrid, were not allowed to do magic away from Hogwarts. You know that.

Hagrid- I do. But your cousin dont, do he?