She's sun and moon, she's dark and light,
She's Patsy Cline and Gladys Knight,
She's cherry coke and sloe gin fizz
She's everything a betty is
She's a betty betty betty
She's Michelle Branch and Helen Reddy
She's a party-girl but she's rock steady
She's a betty
She's mostly woman, partly child,
She's sunday school and "Girls Gone Wild"
She's nice aged brie and canned Cheez Whiz
She's everything a betty is
She's a betty betty betty
She's Madonna and your great-aunt Netty
When you're half-drunk she's smashed already
She's a betty
