And Yet Still More Random Thoughts
Children's Books

Just Things I've Noticed In Children's Books

 
Curious George OD's

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Christopher Robin Goes Bad Part I

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Christopher Robin Goes Bad Part II

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A Disturbing Image
 
Has it ever bothered you that Winnie the Pooh doesn't wear pants? I never really thought about it, until about 2 seconds after I saw this picture.

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Scary Big Bird

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On the left is what Big Bird is supposed to look like, all cute and cuddly whatever. On the right is what Big Bird looks like in the book Fix It, Please, where everyone brings Luis things to fix at his Fix-It Shop. It looks like Luis better get to work on that tranquilizer gun, because Big Bird had a bad night.

Mitchell Joins The Union

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Mitchell is a U.S. Postal Worker who gets a call at home to go back to the post office, in the middle of the night to deliver a "very important" package. Mitchell doesn't wonder why Mr. Fat Ass Pig doesn't just deliver it himself. This is why postal workers are now unionized.

Ernie Learns His Colors

This is the original text and the original picture, although I shrank the picture a bit more and cut out a piece of the text so that it would fit. Please note the color of the truck.

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Stuart Goes Blind

Stuart learns here that when you look at the sun through a telescope, you burn out your retinas and go blind.

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Muppet Genetics

In this family, apparently, the "Nose Gene" is recessive.

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