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- Britney Spears. I mean, I don't like the way she dresses all slutty,
or her videos, or her music, or her movies. But I like her.
- Lethal Weapon. All four of them. They are so cool.
- Power windows. They go up! They go down! And all you do is press a
button.
- Kentucky Fried Chicken. I wish it wasn't fried though or I'd eat it
all the time.
- Cheerleaders. It's not a weird thing, I just like the idea that no
matter what you do, they still support and cheer you on. That would be cool if we had cheerleaders in real life.
- Alka Seltzer. I need it all the time, even when I'm feeling ok.
- Planet of The Apes. It speaks to the human condition and addresses
so many problems that we strive to overcome. Plus, it's gorillas on horseback with rifles!
- Klingons. Sure they're beligerent and they'd just as soon kick your
ass as look at you, but you always know where you stand with a Klingon.
- Indiana Jones. He's better than James Bond.
- V-8. It's tomatoey and good.
- Walking around the house in my socks. Especially when it's cold and
my feet are still warm.
- Pickles. They're yummy.
- Liquid Paper. I have a dispenser that you use like a pen! It's like
something you would see in the Bizarro World. Trivia: It was invented by Michael Nesmith's mother.
- Italics. I love italics. They can give a whole new meaning to a sentence:
Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care!
- Drug commercials. Where they try to sell you on all these drugs and
then list the side effects: nausea, vomiting, sexual side effect, constipation, heart murmurs, etc.
- The Blonde Woman on the Tic Tac commercials who says "I love being
a trendsetter" and The Brunette on the Apricot Scrub commercial who says "So maybe it's not deep spiritual
cleansing."
- Bigfoot...I'm totally waiting for someone to find one and prove
he's real.
- Thai Food I don't know how I lived 40 years not knowing how awesome
Thai food is
- The Show 24 Jack Bauer is better than everyone else, except Superman
- Camping How can anyone not like camping in the woods and burning stuff
and eating spam that you cooked over a campfire??
- Jean Smart She's awesome and she's even kind of hot and there's not
many women her age you can say that about
- My Friend Laurie From Church She's like really really smart and I could
talk to her for hours, she's totally awesome
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