Date: Sun, 30 Dec 2001 21:29:08 -0500
From: kvc@tima.com ("Kent Van Cleave")
Subject: [lpaz-discuss] Homeland Security Joke #12
To: lpaz-discuss@yahoogroups.com ( "lpaz-discuss"), IndianaLibertarianDiscuss@yahoogroups.com ("IndianaLibertarianDiscuss" )
Reply-To: lpaz-discuss@yahoogroups.com


Homeland Security Joke #12
by Kent Van Cleave

A New York fireman, an American mother of three, and John Ashcroft were the
only survivors of a plane crash in the Pacific Ocean. They all washed up on
a desert island where, half drowned, the fireman spots a lamp in the sand.
As soon as he touches it, a genie emerges in a cloud of smoke.

"I am the Genie of the Lamp," he intones. "Because you have released me, I
will grant you each one wish."

The mother breaks into tears. "Oh, thank you, thank you!" she cries. "I just
want to fly back home to my babies!"

"Very well," says the genie, and a pontoon plane appears by the shore, its
pilot beckoning to her. Happily she runs off and climbs aboard.

"All I want," says the fireman, "is to return to my fire station in New
York. People there rely on me to help them in times of trouble."

"Very well," pronounces the genie, and another plane pops out of nowhere to
idle next to the first. The fireman runs out and climbs aboard.

"And what is your wish?" the genie asks John Ashcroft.

"Get those people back here. They haven't been properly searched!"

[Permission to reprint freely granted. For more Homeland Security spoofs,
visit http://welcome.to/HomelandSecurity1.]




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