Matthew
The Book of Matthew of Blondman of Chomondeley of Warner


Chapter 1

The Lord's Prayer

Our beer
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
I will be drunk,
Thy will be drunk
At home as it is in the pub.
Forgive us this day our daily spillage
And lead us not into the practice of wine tasting
And deliver us from Alco Pops.
For mine is the bitter,
The ale and the lager
Forever and ever
BARMEN.