Right now, Louis and I are
sitting down and pulling this
out of our posteriors, slightly
below the coccyx....
well, sorta... :-)
Since we have a little time,
we decided to write a joint
review of the John
Nathan-Turner era of
Doctor Who.
To help place the time, the
year is 1980.
Tom Baker is starting his
seventh year as the Doctor,
and the man in the Hawaiian
shirt takes over as producer....
The Leisure Hive
The Doctor bypasses the randomizer
and brings the TARDIS to the planet
Argolis; a planet devastated by an
18 minute conflict with its old
enemy, the Foamasi.
The story involves the attempt to
sell the hive on Argolis to the
Foamasi and its violent opposition
by Pangol, an Argolin.
Pangol uses the Tachyon Recreation
Generator to produce an army of
himself (gee, instant cloning...).
The Doctor thwarts Pangol
(obviously... he's the hero...)
and Pangol and his mum are returned
to a younger age by the TRG.
The story has an excellent
appearance: good sets, good sfx,
and an excellent premise.
The story line, however,
is quite dull.
Overall, this is a mediocre story,
but it is a refreshing change from
Graham Williams and anyone before him.
The opening credits and theme
provide a shock to someone not
expecting a change, and disgust
for any who don't like the change.
Meglos
The Doctor travels to Tigella
to visit an old friend, Zastor,
because of a problem with the Dodecahedron.
The Doctor is tossed into a
chronic hysteresis (sounds like
something most women wouldn't
want to get near...), manages
to get out by throwing it out of
phase (if he didn't, we wouldn't
have a story...).
Once he gets to Tigella, however,
he finds that he's already been
there... well, Meglos has been
there and impersonated him.
Meglos is a cactus-like alien
from Zolfa-Thura, the neighboring planet.
The Dodecahedron is an immense
power source for some planet-frying
ray gun (the ultimate six-shooter...
all right, twelve-shooter...).
He manages to save the day
(yet again...) by impersonating
Meglos, destroying him, and the
Dodecahedron in the process.
Blech!
The only possible redeeming feature
is the reappearance of Jaqueline
Hill as the high priestess.
Full Circle
A Charged Vacuum Emboitement
causes problems for our heroes
by sending them into E-Space
and putting them on a planet at
the same coordinates as Gallifrey,
only tack a negative sign on the front.
The planet is called Alzarius.
When they arrive, it is time for
Mistfall (quite an original name,
don't you think?).
The Marshmen (yet another
original name...) come out
of the marsh (where else??)
nearest the Starliner (again,
where else??).
They try to take over the Starliner,
but are countered by the Doctor.
Adric tags along at the end,
unknown to the Doctor, Romana, and K-9.
Eeegad!!
Boring!!
Preachy!!
We've actually figured out
what that negative sign means:
rather than being inhabited
by time-geriatrics, Adric is
from this planet.
To top it off, this story
was done by a then 19 year-old
Doctor Who fan.
State of Decay
Still in E-Space, the TARDIS
lands on a medieval-like planet.
The castle turns out to be a
space ship and the three rulers
are the original officers, whereas
their subjects are descendants of
the original inhabitants (no
wonder those three were so hungry...).
The Doctor discovers that the Great
Vampire, last of a race destroyed
by the time lords (non-interference,
huh?) is here and turned
the three officers into vampires.
Using a scout ship as a stake,
the Doctor kills the Great Vampire.
Louis: this is easily the
best story of the season.
Joe: this is one of the two
best stories of the season.
This story finally made it to
the screen after being bumped
by the Beeb, eventually to be
replaced by Horror of Fang
Rock - yet another of
Michael Grade's intelligence attacks.
Only bad part is the appearance
of the Great Vampire.
Great Marionette might be a
little more appropriate.
Warrior's Gate
A time-sensitive Tharil
(looks like a Thundercat...)
takes control of the TARDIS.
The Doctor and Romana manage
to free Biroc
(the live Thundercat...)
and his people.
K-9 is damaged in the process
(gee, JN-T, you're clever...),
Romana and K-9 stay behind, and
the Doctor leaves E-Space with
Adric in the TARDIS (MISTAKE!!!!).
Confusing, though once you
figure it out (or read the
novelization --Louis),
it is actually quite good.
Having to do all that works against it.
Louis: certainly one of the
clumsiest exits of companions.
The Keeper of Traken
The Keeper of the Source
(yet another original name...)
asks the Doctor for help during
the trying times of succession.
Tremas (rearrange, please...
rather literally...) is to be
the successor, but his wife,
Kassia doesn't want him to be
the new Keeper.
An evil statue (guess who...)
suddenly appears, wreaks havoc
(what else?) and gains
control of the source for a period of time.
The Doctor winds up confronting
his old enemy (if you rearranged
properly before, you'd know who...),
defeats him, and by process of
elimination, since Tremas,
Kassia, and Seron bought it,
and Katura didn't want it, Luvic
becomes the Keeper.
Tremas's body is appropriated by...
well, you'd better know who by now...
Flop!
Right on its face...
or posterior, slightly below
the coccyx (take your
pick... we don't pick ours,
personally...).
A nice idea thrown out the
window with a crummy plot.
Oh well...
Redeeming factor: Denis Carey,
who played Professor Chronotis in
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency...
er, Shada.
Logopolis
The city of living math,
or logic, or whatever, is visited
by the Doctor in an attempt to
repair the chameleon circuit
in the TARDIS.
Unfortunately, you know who
tries to take over.
WWWWWWRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The city's inhabitants become dust,
because they can't speak the
language of mathematics, so they
can't keep the CVE's stable
(now where did we hear that
term before?
By the way, did anyone know
what happened to the Second
Law of Thermodynamics
in this story?).
The Doctor has to collaborate
with you know who to save
you know what before the end
of the universe... considering
it's past the point of natural
heat death and the CVE's
(here we go again...)
are keeping the universe alive
(neat... get a physics prof
to explain the whole thing...
bet he can't...).
After stabilizing a CVE, the
Doctor has to fall from the
Jodrell Bank Observatory so
he can regenerate...
Two new companions are also
introduced: the brain and
the mouth on legs....
Louis: episode 4 is the
best of the season, but it's
a pity that the Master hasn't
been that good since, except
maybe for The Five Doctors.
Where's an entropy field?
Didn't you hear?
It's just outside of Leeds.
Joe: other only good
story of the season.
The showing of the companions
and enemies during his "hang-out"
and "lay-out" are a nice touch,
considering the length of Tom's tenure.
The story itself starts off a
bit slow, but picks up as it
goes on, and finishes with quite
a blast, so to speak....
Season overall
Much better production values,
probably because they cheated
with the episode length (21
minutes as opposed to the old
23 minutes, with each having
2 minutes of recaps, plus longer
titles --Louis).
The music became "mod."
Make your own decisions, but
this was probably the best version
of it during JN-T's time.
Louis: the incidental music
seemed quite tinny and the stories
weren't even up to the previous
season, except where noted.
With the exception of Leisure Hive
1 and 2, Meglos 1, and
Logopolis 3, the cliff-hangers
were pretty bad and unmemorable.
Joe: the season definitely
marked a change of producers.
New music (theme and incidental),
a whole new production crew,
a new personality and scarf for
our best friend, bad stories, and
some bad companions are all
forebodings of things yet to
come under JN-T's reign.
Seasonal trivia
- What K-9 circuit was
jammed such that Romana had
to waggle his tail to correct it?
- Give all the episodes to
have a recap different from
the cliffhanger. (Guess who
asked that one.)
- Give the preaches for the following:
- The Leisure Hive
- Full Circle
- Warriors' Gate
Disclaimers
No, we're not drunk...
just quite silly...
if you have any comments
or complaints, don't bother
trying to get our phone numbers...
Just imagine if we were drunk................ >:-)
--Me and him...
(Note: Phone numbers deleted
due to a desire to sleep |-) )
First posted to rec.arts.drwho on 1 Oct 88.
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