The 142nd fastest gun [TAP!] in the West!

That's from FRANK GALLOP'S classic bit of dementia, "THE BALLAD OF IRVING"!

Wow! Sorry about this one!
I didn't realize how many demented ditties feature a prominent snare drum tap!
Among the most common guesses: "The Yellow Rose Of Texas" by Stan Freberg and the "Old Philosopher" recordings by Eddie Lawrence.

After the tie-breaking random drawing, all-time MSB champion "Ghastly Gary" Flinn of Flint, MI, marks his 13TH WIN this week and grabs a copy of the demented song of his choice.