I simply can't imagine who would go and [burp!] eat the baby

That's the late SHEL SILVERSTEIN in "SOMEONE ATE THE BABY"!

(Entrant Rob Killam reminds us there is also a version called "Dreadful" from "A Light in the Attic.")
And, no, the coincidental release of "Hannibal" on video this week was unintentional (several of you made the connection!).
Of course, there *could* have been a connection between the BABY and LABOR Day...

After the tie-breaking drawing, Keith Graham of Omaha, NE, wins a CD copy of the demented song of his choice!