It was Cucumber the first. Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day, and I was busheled. I'm the kind of guy that works hard for his celery, and I dont mind telling you I was feeling a bit wilted. But I didn't carrot all 'cause otherwise, things were vine...

That's from "LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE" by KIP ADDOTTA!

After the tie-breaking drawing, Blair Freeman of Downers Grove, IL, earns his 3RD WIN and picks up a CD copy of the demented song of his choice.