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More people are killed by donkeys each year than in aeroplane
crashes
When you kiss someone, their saliva stays in your mouth
for around 3 weeks
A pussy is only and inch and a half away from an asshole.
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every
year
Weird fact about Esther: She looks just like Avril
Lavigne when tipped sideways. Freaky deaky or what!
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"a man a plan a canal panama"
spelled backwards is still "a man a plan a canal panama"
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33.
She would stand seven feet, two inches
tall and unable to reproduce. Thankfully.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
The word "samba" means "to rub navels together
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed
the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
Nicky can do a variety of things with her tongue, including touching her nose with it,
making a clover shape and turning it over - cud cum in handy
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television
were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified
kosher.
Weird fact about Cat: She used to be blonde!
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
The youngest parents were aged 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
Dueling is legal in Paraguey as long as both parties are registered blood donars.
In Ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from thier bodies, including thier eyebrows and eyelashes.
The bible has been translated into Klingon.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Our sexual fettishes (everybody has 1, u just have to discover it):
Esther - dark hair
Nicky - pointy ears
Cat - dark eyes
Caz - cold noses!?!?
Lini - ugly people
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If you yelled for
8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
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If you farted consistently
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The human heart
creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
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A pig's orgasm
lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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A cockroach will
live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
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Banging your head
against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
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The male praying
mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head
off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
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The flea can jump
350 times its body length. For a human, that would be equivalent to jumping the length of a football field.
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Some lions mate
over 50 times a day.
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Butterflies taste
with their feet.
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The strongest muscle
in the body is the tongue.
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Right-handed people
live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
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Elephants are the
only animals that cannot jump.
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A cat's urine glows
under a black light. (does black light exist? not being fussy or anything, but black is the absence of colour when you're
talking about light...) |
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Starfish have no
brains.
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Polar bears are
left-handed.
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about the pig??) | |
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