Crazy Stuff

Our "special" dictionary

Words we use instead of other words that we might not want to say in public. They probs won't make any sense to most of you, but we use them in some places on this site so we thought we'd be considerate and let you know what they mean:

Poetry - sex Popping off - pulling (kissing)

Pea - sweet Pavlova - minger

Jellybeans - genitals Herb - ginger

Piddly diddly - piss Nunga nungas - boobies

Playing bass - masturbate Situation - erection

Willy rain coat - condom Man juice - cum

Tom tit - shit Anigav - read it backwards and u'l soon find out

Giving beer -giving head Organism - orgasm

Donkey - ass Nuddypants - nakedness

Nollock - general offensive word

New(ish) Additions

Genie - cigarette Rabbit - boyfriend

Cock porn - popcorn (thanku jack) Electric guitar - vibrator (thanx heather)

One word each stories

Basically these are stories where you each take it in turn to write a word and keep going till you have a story. They don't usually make sense but it's fun so what the heck! Below are a couple of samples of our great works of art.

The tragic story of a caterpillar, his tail, his mother and a slug with raisins

Bold - Nicky, Normal - Cat, Italics - Esther

I live on two hills made from pasta sauce and once when I had a big long tail I accidentaly bit it off. Then it needed plastic surgery. Horrified, my mother paid a male slug, with lots of raisins, for sex. Naturally, I loathed chocolate covered raisins because the slug stunk of mummy. So I killed time by killing myself.

There once was a pig who ate sausages and chips. She was fat and called Pork. One day another foxy pig came strutting towards her. His dick was blue and very long. It was so ginormous that you couldn't see him. His name was William, Willy for short, not that it was very short. Pork loved another pig called Evenbiggerbluedick so she just sat on her boobs, which were purple polkadotted with stripes on. Willy was not happy but he thought he should become transexual. Or bisexual or female or G.A.Y!

The following story was a not-too-successful experiment, also from year 8. The idea was that neither person knew what words the other person was saying, they take it in turns to tell a middle person a random word who writes it all down. hmmmm seemed like a good idea at the time:

Sex with dog can off and glass tubes vacuum dust dead grass-hoppers ha-ha-ha-horse with dotty boobs, stripey legs, bra and knickers and thong with end.

Schizo ramble

This is a schizo ramble from r.s in which the two of us took it in turns to ramble about two completely different topics, nicky about the differences between men and women and cat about errm...pencil cases....im scared i think ive thought too deeply about pens and stuff...
nicky and cat xxx

there are many differences between men and women but not as many differences as there are between men and PENCIL CASES. PENCIL CASES COME IN A LARGE RANGE OF COLOURS INCLUDING black white and mixed race occur in both genders, so this is a similarity, but THEY ALL CAN HOLD DIFFERENT AMOUNTS OF PENS AND PENCILS INSIDE THEM. MINE HOLDS GLUE, A RUBBER, A PENCIL SHARPENER, A LARGE RANGE OF PENS AND PENCILS AND ALSO men are supposedly much more sex obsessed that women, but this is really DUE TO THE SIZE. MANY PEOPLE HAVE HARD ONES MADE FROM TIN, OFTEN HAVING CLEAR PLASTIC ON THE LIDS SO THAT YOU CAN SEE THE penis and the vagna are the obvious difference between men and women. women have MORE PENCIL CASES THAN MEN AS THEY LIKE TO BUY NEW ONES EACH YEAR. THE RUBBER IN MY PENCIL CASE LIKES TO have baths which are sensual whereas men prefer showers. men have deeper voices than women and usually masturbate WITH ALL THE PENS IN YOUR PENCIL CASE. I COME LARGE AND SMALL, I AM STRETCHY, I AM SOMETIMES IN YOUR PENCIL CASE, WHAT AM I? rubber bands are often used by women as contraception but they are no good, you must always make sure the man uses a condom and the women can be on the pill. They don't make the pill for me so THEIR PENCIL CASES DON'T NEED TO BE AS LARGE. HOWEVER, women tend to be more sentimental and cry a lot more than men, or at least they cry more in public places, men cry in their PENCIL CASES. BLUE, BLACK, PURPLE, GREEN, YELLO, ALL THE COLOURS OF bruises. domestic violence is a common problem and it is usually inflicted by a man on a woman, however it is also common for women to beat their husbands, it is just not as widely WRITTEN DOWN BY THE REDS BLACKS AND BLUES, THE COLOURS OF PENS IN MANY PENCIL CASES. PEOPLE ALSO OWN GREEN OR PINK BIROS. I LIKE comparing men and women because THEIR PENCIL CASES ARE SO DIFFERENT. MANY PENCILS AND PENS END UP CHEWED UP IN BINS ACROSS THE WORLD, ALONGSIDE ABANDONED marriages which end due to differences in opinion causing arguments. the differences between men and women cause a lot of problems. PENCIL CASES CAN SOLVE THEM.

Bottom Clenching in Physics

1=Nicky 2=Caz 3=Esther 4=Cat

us = esther and nicky you = caz and cat

left = nicky and caz right = esther and cat

The dance of the bottom clenchers

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8

1,2,3,4,4,3,2,1

us,you,us,you,us,you,us,you,

left,right,left,right,left,right,left,right

4,2,3,1,1,3,2,4

Nicky, Caz, Esther, Cat, (joining in)

and stop, and stop, and stop, and stop

Clench................................and release

and if anyone wants to no wtf this is all about, ask and we'll gladly give u a demonstration

Hokey Cokey in Chemistry

uum, not a lot to say about this one, other than the stools in the chemistry labs are really slippery and very good for doing the hokey cokey on. You would have to see it for yourself.

Mad Sign Language in Biology

Ok, so Nicky and Esther sit at the front of the class and Cat has to sit at the back (she got moved there for some reason). We obviously have to communicate so this leaves only one option. Sign language. But not just any sign language, this is mad sign language. You more or less make it up as you go along with lots of expressive faces and is funniest when the teacher is standing right next to you. We only got caught once. The Squirrel (our blodge teacher) told Nicky to turn around or at least not look at Catherine. How rude! Pictures will be coming soon.