Loads of cheesy chat-up lines!
You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Then do you wanna go upstairs and talk?
Do you want to go to breakfast? ("Sure.") Should I call you, or nudge you?
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?
You say "I'm sorry, but you owe me a drink" she says "Why?" you say "Because I dropped mine when I looked
at you".
Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something
else for a change?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
Nice fucking weather. Want to?
Would you fuck a complete stranger? (No) Then Hi, my name is...
Excuse me, but I think that you are too drunk to drive. Can you recite the alphabet backwards? [Does it] Next,
I need for you to bend over and spell "RUN".
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with
me!
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Believe it or not, gettin' laid is still hard when you're this good-looking.
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread
the word.
You should consider yourself lucky that I'm talking to you... I usually don't lower my
standards this far just to bust a nut.
You say "Do you want to do a 68?" she says "What's that?" you say "You go down, and I'll
owe you one."
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard... fuck it.
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room.
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that
pops up?
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
If I had a nickel for each time I thought of you... I'd still be broke.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled.
Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your
forehead!
(Stare at her until she says "What!?") Then say "It isn't just gonna suck itself".
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really
bad.
You know, I'd really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
Hi, my name is (your name), how do you like me so far?
Hi! Can I buy you a car?
Helen was so beautiful, the Trojans climbed into a horse. You're so beautiful, I wanna
climb into a Trojan.
Some people are great. Others have greatness thrust upon them. If I told you that you
were great, would you thrust yourself upon me?
Things to do before you die
- Go to Australia
- Fall in love and be loved in return
- learn to drive a car (oh yes, cat and nicky are already there! and maybe esther too!)
- Walk 2 the end of a bowling ally and see wher the pins go
- have sex (as if you havn't already!)
- go surfing
- go on a spa holiday
- get dream job/man
- go on a cruise
- Be serenaded on a balcony
- go to a prom (done!)
- have a toned tummy
- do the splits
- scuba dive in the coral reef
- Have somthing named after u so u go down in history
- swim with dolphins
- be someone else for a day
- Dress in drag and do the hula
- Work in an office 4 a while
- have a gay guy as a best friend
- eat a whole chilli whole
- milk an elk
- get married
- Throw a boomerang and catch it again
- Influence someone's life in a good way
- yodel on a mountain in Austria wearing a dindle. With a goat.
- Skinny dip
- see a ghost
- Buy a lottery ticket (and win it while were on the topic...)
- Boogie in the nuddy pants (as if nicky hasn't)
- Become a farmer
- Crowd surf
- Die your hair
- fly a plane
- eat until you're sick
- go for a detox
- kareoke (in the irish pub in koblenz...)
- get on the back of a bus
- travel around on a donkey
- go for a day without food
- ride in a shopping trolley without getting injured (above the age of 4)
- Visit every continent
- be a vegetarian
- plan your funeral
- VOTE!!! YAY!!!
- Give Mrs Allen a wedgy, see if that puts a smile on her face!