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Things to do when ur bored

Here are some games for you do to when boredom is driving you to insanity:

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Spot the 6 ears, 5 mouths and 3 moustaches hidden in this picture.

(Answers at the bottom of the page)
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Poking breast game
Uum, well you try and poke each others breasts...great fun! 
 
Staring game
 
Very simple but effective. Good for when bored at school. What you do is stare at a particular person and then when you get their attention just keep looking at their hair and 9 out of 10 times they will touch their hair wondering why you're staring. Another way is to keep wiping your nose/chin/cheek whilst your staring at them and eventually they will do the same. The more people staring the better, see how many people you can get in 1/2 an hour.
 
Tit game
Most will know this game, hard to explain though. You have to take it in turns to say a particular word and each time you have to say it louder than the previous time. Obviously it has to be in a really inapropriate place (lessons are good) and you can change the word. Some good ones are: tit, bogey, pie, sex
 
Sucking Pasta game
 
You can't do this 1 at school but it's v fun espesh with lots of people.
You will need:
1 bowl of raw pasta shapes
1 plate for each person
1 straw for each person
All you have to do is take it in turns to try and suck the pasta onto the end of the straw and put it onto the plate. The person who ends up with the most pasta on their plate wins.
You could try it with a huge bowl and everyone sucking pasta at the same time or with two bowls of pasta you can have races. Try it, it's more fun than it sounds, honest!
Go to our pictures section to see us sucking pasta!
 
'CLASSROOM DARES'
 
A new and exciting game to play while you work
 
1 point dares
 
1. Run one lap around the classroom at top speed. (extra point if youre in a lab!)
2. Ignore the first five people who say 'hello' to you.
3. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
4. When someone hands you a piece of paper/book, finger it, and whisper huskily,
"Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"
5. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say:
"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
6. Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle. (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the
toilet at the time)
7. Ask fellow classmates what sex they are. Laugh hysterically when they answer.
(extra point if you ask a teacher!)
 
3 point dares
 
1. Say to a teacher,
"I like your style"
and shoot him/her with double-barrelled fingers.
2. Babble incoherently at a fellow classmate then ask:
"Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting. Or just shout random numbers
in any maths lesson.
4. When doing any english work don't use any punctuation.
5. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
6. When asking a teacher if you can go and get a book/ go to the toilet add "Mummy"
to the end (As in "Can i go and get my coursework mummy?")
 
5 point dares
 
1. Just before the end of a lesson, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude
with the singing of the national anthem. (extra 2 points if you actually launch into it
yourself!)
2. Walk into a classroom with a lesson in and while everyone watches you, turn the
light switch on/off 10 times. (loose 3 points if you are wearing a balaclava or
anything else to hide your identity)
3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob". Yes, even your teachers.
4. Ask to leave the lesson because you "really have to go do a number two".
5. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. (As in "can I copy
your chemistry, Mon?") Keep this up for one hour.
6. In a lesson, whilst something really important is being explained by your teacher,
slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter:
"Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
7. At lunchtime/break, get down on your knees and announce:
"As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".
8. In a (male) classmates homework book, write:
"See how I look in tights".
9. In an I.T. lesson carry your keyboard over to a classmate and ask,
"You wanna trade?" (extra 2 points if you ask your teacher!)
10. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person:
"Do you hear that?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now".
11. Find the vacuum cleaner and start vacuuming around your desk.
12. Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your trousers/skirt and
act genuinely surprised if someone points it out.
13. During the course of a lesson, slowly edge your chair and desk towards the door.
14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're
"not in the mood".
 
And when youve finally left the building... ... ...
 
1 point dares
 
1. Sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if
they slow down.
2. Tell your brother(s)/sister(s) over dinner:
"Due to the economy, we are going to have to let (one of) you go."
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Finish all your sentences with:
"In accordance with the prophecy."
5. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
 
3 point dares
 
1. In the subject field for all your e-mails, write
"FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS".
2. Go to a poetry recital and ask why some of the poems don't rhyme.
3. When youre leaving the zoo/farm, start running towards the parking lot yelling,
"Run for your lives, they're loose!"
 
5 point dares
 
1. Sing along, loudly and out of tune, at the opera. If you dont know the tune, simply
make it up, it cant sound worse than whats on stage.
3. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream
"I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!!"
 
I bet you can't get to 20 points in 1 day
Tell us how you've done on our message board!

Some useful German and Spanish phrases
 
German
 
Ich habe eine stende - I have an erection (situation)
 
Ich bin gail - I am horny
 
Ich vikse - I come

Ich habe ein orgasmus - I have an orgasm

Ich bin im zwolften monat schwange - I am 12 months pregnant

Ich bin eine schlampe - I am a slut

Willst du ein kind mit mir - I want to have your babies

Spanish

Vendria, pero no tengo espermo - I would come but i have no sperm

Tu tiene un pequeno pene y muy grande testiculos  - You have a small penis and very big testicles

Dos cevezas por favor - two beers please

Me gusta tu baile mono - I like your dancing monkey

Doce pie pene - 12 walking penis's

Quiero tus ninos - I want your babies

Me capricho tu, quieres salir con mi? - I fancy you, will you go out with me?

Now get the fuck off this website and find yourself some proper fun!!!

 
Answers -
Ears - third row book shelf, next to table on the bottom left, in red bowl, on white cup, on pringle packet, on Esther's sisters ear
Mouths - Balloon, top row book shelf, on Esther's top, cake, on Cats hand
Moustaches - Esther's face, middle of table on clear dish, bottom row book shelf.