Grace- Karen, What are you doing here?! You called in sick this morning!
Karen- *cough*
Karen- Oh for gods sake! It's just going to be the four of us! Grab a bottle hunker down and pray for daylight!
Karen- Hey Poodle.
Jack- Who's your daddy?
Karen- You are.
Will- Karen tell Grace she should fire you.
Karen- Grace tell Will to redirect his anger at his mother where it belongs.
Will- The game is "Follow the Queen".
Karen- I don't know where to turn.
Karen- Skate faster! We have reservations!!
Karen- Honey...I barely care about Will...Can ya imagine how I feel about the brother?
Grace- Your cooks name is "Cook"?
Karen- No Grace he has a name! I just don't remember it. No wait! It'll come to me, It'll come to me. "Where are my damn eggs...Paul!" Paul. Oh god, Paul is dead? Now who the hell is going to cook for us?!
Karen- Stan had to take his kids to Scarsdale to see their real mother. What was her name? Wait a minute it'll come to me..."Stan, take the kids to see that bitch...Cathy!" Cathy.
Karen- Common boys. What's the hold up?! I only get 4 hours for lunch!