Will


Will- I got a call from my friend at I.N.S. yesturday and apparently the marriage between a 30 year old gay man and a postmenopausal Salvadorian maid flagged something in their computer.


Jack- So I've decided to take my career in a whole new direction.

Will- Forward?


Vender- Popcorn?!

Will- Yes popcorn. I've been calling you for like an hour!

Vender- Oh so you were the one! I thought it was the 49,000 other people that are in here.


Will- I am going to change my cloths because *sniff* yikes! And um, then I am going to sit down on that couch with you and watch Lifetime. That Michelle Lee movie is on.

Grace- Which one?

Will-"I'm-not-leaving-town-without-my-daughter-because-I-have-a-brain tumor-but-don't-hit-me-you-have-a-drinking-problem".


Jack- Oh my god! What if we got trapped up here?! Who would we eat first?

Will- Well Karen's out because there's nothing natural or digestible on her body...and I mean that as a compliment.

Karen- And I took it that way honey.


Danny- ...You uh, you know, you still into guys and all that?

Will- Yeah, I'm afraid so. The antibiotics just didn't seem to work.