bitchy comedy

The MSTs on this page were written jointly and feature two original characters that long-time visitors to Crimson Tears (the former title of this site) know already: Yurimaru and Mercedes. For those of you just tuning in, here's brief bios of the Bitch and Butch duo...

Yurimaru Ishikawa: N's personal bishounen. Yu is a Japanese "man-whore" with an overactive libido and a cynical outlook on life. Neat, tidy and insulting... that's Bitch.

Mercedes: Shawnibuya's personal brute-squad. Mercedes is loud, obnoxious, sarcastic and prone to violence. The only man she can stand is Yurimaru, and she swears more than a drunken Irish sailor. That's Butch.

These MSTs are meant to be humourous and no ill-will is intended toward the authors of the stories. Heh, actually... I lie. Offended? Stick my fist and then learn to writer better.

The Night - Badly written vamp fics SUCK.

Have You Seen? - Yu and Mercedes see Dead People.

The Modern Vampire - Gother-than-thou! Gother-than-thou!

The Vampiress Kathleen - Self-insert Vampire Chronicle.

More MSTs!

Okay, everyone knows that every year we have a special Halloween thing here. This past year we featured baaaad horror stories. Those can be found here.