Date: Thu, 15 Mar 2001 20:45:13 -0700
From: cartero@nguworld.com (Mike Dugger)
Subject: [lpaz-repost] animal cwackers
To: cartero@nguworld.com (Mike Dugger)


The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are
qualified to be a "professional". Scroll 
down for each answer. The questions are not that difficult. 

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? 

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close
the door. This question tests whether 
you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? 

Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the
refrigerator. 

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
elephant and close the door. This tests 
your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions. 

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend
except one. Which animal does not attend? 

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This
tests your memory. OK, even if you did 
not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more
chance to show your abilities. 

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How
do you manage it? 

Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the
Animal Meeting. This tests whether you 
learn quickly from your mistakes. 

According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 9% of the professionals
they tested got all questions 
wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson
Consulting says this conclusively disproves 
the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old. 


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