Contestant #1: MLethalHottie
I love zim soooooooooo much that I wait and wait and wait for friday to come and when it comes i always get really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really hyper. I always go online and to invader zim sites. I go on every day of the week. I am on all the time. I'm usually on atleast 12 hours of the day. I usually wake up at 10:00 and i go to bed at 1:00 or 2:00 in the morning. I'm on zim sites all day, usually. I love that show very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very much. It is the best show in the world. Never diss Zim. If you do, you will be beat up by me. I always say zim zim zim zim zim zim zim zim zim ect. ect. ect. on friday when I'm really hyper.
*~* MLethalHottie
Contestant #2: Invader ZIM
1) At all times about seventy-five percent of my attention span is taken up by Invader ZIM, and when my attention span is unavailable, ZIM and Dib appear in my dreams.
2) I set up two VCR's on Friday to tape ZIM, and get nervous and afraid that if they both break, I won't be able to survive, for the only thing that keeps me alive during the week is the promise of ZIM on Friday.
3) I surf the ZIM web pages, read everything on every single one, then book mark them all and come back at the needs warrant (i.e., my folder needs more pictures, or I need a new blown-up cut-out from BOW TO ME, MEATBAG!) and stay for a loooong time.
4) I'm going to buy every single ZIM product when they come out, and I have no doubt in my mind that they will, since Rocket Power got its own stuff and it doesn't even have a cool green alien in it!
5) I'm buying $10 LEGO sets because they look like ZIM, Dib, GIR, etc just a little bit. Enough said.
~*~*~*~ Invader ZIM
Contestant #3: Invader Xat 1. I dress like Zim, with the big magenta shirt and tight black pants, and black gloves/boots when I can
Contestant #4: Arm&Leg Arm: Alright, here's how obsessed we are.
Contestant #5: Silverflashpup 1: I am a total Dib worshipper. I would worship him even more than I worship The Almighty God Jhonen Vasquez, but Dib's a cartoon and The Almighty God Jhonen Vasquez is real. Setting: Dinner table. Family is eating pizza. 6: I think the fic writers at FF.net are more of a family than my R/L one. "Dib drank the last soda...HE WILL PAY!"-Gaz, The Nightmare Begins. 7: I am a frequent at IZ RPG boards, as-who else?-Rocksha Blackwolf.
Contestant #6: Invader Zana Let's see It's currently 1:13 a.m. here at your site reading other peoples obssesions saying yup, done it, and hey yeah I do that too. I'm still voting at Nick.com to get Zim to be played for the U pick on Monday (7/16). I've also written letters to Nick pleading and demanding for them to put Invader Zim on more then once a week. Just this week I was in full paniac thinking we wouldn't get back home in time to watch IZ! I have my VCR in my room programmed to Channel 43 (Nick) on Friday's at 9:00 (just in case)
Contestant #7: Invader Aqua 1. Zim is so sexy in his human disguise! I mean, the eyes, the hair, the way he looks just makes me feel all tingly inside. I like it!
Contestant #8: Psychomrzim777 I love Invader Zim and Dib more than anything!!! If I had one wish, it would be that the complete cast of Invader Zim be 4 real!!! I wear red and black outfits all the time and I even have green facial tinting makeup from Hot Topic that I wear all the time!! I love Zim cause he's Powerful, commanding, strong, cute, sexy, funny, wild and cool! I like Dib because he's mysterious, cool, funny, mostly serious, demanding, looks really sexy, andloves paranormal like me!!! Everytime I look at the stars outside I keep thinking I see Zim's ship floating through outer space in hopes he is 4 real! I constantly bombard Toys r us with calls about when they will get invader zim toys and merchandise and always visit Hot topic for an hour or two scouring the store for IZ merchandise! I go crazy and joyously hum along with the theme some whenever it comes on!! I always cheer when the show starts and cry when the show ends!! I think Dib and Zim are the coolest cartoons ever and nothing has ever is ever or will ever rival it cause IZ will always be the very best and even the top 100 cartoons out there can't match up to zim put together!!! If anyone thinks Invader Zim sucks they might as well not even have an existence cause Invader Zim rules over ALL!!!!
Contestant #9: Harmony/Kouji Okay...well, I do all the standard fan things. I'm on fanfiction.net (My name is Jibaku-Chan) and I write and read Dib/Zim fics obsessively (as well as whatever else catchs my eye). Im a huge Dibshipper-he's the backdrop on my computer, and as soon as I find some good Dib sounds theyll be my starter and closer. I keep trying to draw Dib, but I'm very bad at it. I spend most of my time writing out ideas for weird Zimfics, and I tape every epsiode I cant watch-which is nearly every episode, thank you little sister ::grumble::
Contestant #10: Drew T. I can never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever get enough of INVADER ZIM!!!!!! Again I will write that wonderful name INVADER ZIM!!!!!! ......... Aaaaaaaaaaaany way, first off, any living human ''stink-beast'' on this web-site that doesn't like invader zim in the tiniest little way will be destroyed by all of the zim fans.You see, other than Zim's creator, (I dont even have to say his name) He is the almost the most appreciated thing on this ''irth''.IF ANYBODY SAYS OTHER WISE...weeeeeellllll...THEY KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!!!! AND AS FOR ALL OF THE OTHER FANS AT THIS WEBSITE... IF YOU'RE A DORK OR THE MOST POPULAR KID IN SCHOOL, it doesn't matter, because if you like Zim.............................................................................................................. then YOU will be appreciated by everyone on this site!!!!!!!
Contestant #11: Gina 1. I'm entering, aren't I?
Contestant #12: Stephen 1) As soon as I wake up, I don't make haste to surf the computer- checking all the websites to see if someone made an update. Waiting...and waiting...and waiting...*cough* right.
Contestant #13: Zine 1. I, of course, watch Invader Zim every Friday.
Contestant #14: Paranormal Dib 1. I have developed a laugh and personality that makes my friends think I'm on drugs, which is really just me acting like Gir.
Contestant #15: Kayla I love Zim so much I
Contestant #16: Zimmy Kid 1. I have been known to offer my parents money if they let me watch Zim on the big TV. Me: Mom, can I be Dib for Halloween? 3. I write a new IZ fanfic nearly everyday and nearly died when FF.Net went down 'cause I couldn't show my love for the show very well.
Contestant #17: Rosie No one is more obsessed with Invader Zim than I am. If I have to scream it repetitively in your ear until your deaf and wounded, I will. Zim: GIR! I can't believe you! We get stuck in the enemy territory and you LEAVE YOUR GUIDANCE CHIP AT HOME?? I am DISGUSTED by your behavior! GIR: < sniff > < tear, tear > Zim: < sighs > All right, GIR. I realize you understand your mistake, and me yelling won't make things any better. GIR: < sniff > I miss you cupcake... Zim: BWAHAHAHAHA! Inferior human organs! < ball hits him in the stomach > BOH! My squiedly spooch! Gaz: You had them sent to Skool? Dib: < puts them on and pauses > Incredible! See, Gaz? See? Humans don't have squiedly sphooches! Gaz: I have a squiedly spooch. < The class looks at each other and shrugs > Dib: Right there! Zim! Oh look at him! < Goes to the chalkboard, draws a human and Zim > See? Now this, this is us. Now over here... over here... this is ZIM! See the difference? Anyone? Anyone? QUESTION? Kid: Yeah, what's wrong with you? All you talk about is aliens and ghosts and seeing big foot in your garage! Zim: Yes, yes. Ruler of all humans. I WILL RULE YOU ALL WITH MY IRON FIST!!! Mrs. Bitters: No, Zim. The only job the computer has for you is fast food preperation. Zim: I WILL MAKE FOOD WITH MY IRON FIST! THEN I WILL WORK MY WAY UP TO RULER OF ALL HUMANS! < goes up to a kid > YOU! OBEY THE FIST! Me: Mom, can I stay home alone today? 3) I have a black trench coat that I wear everywhere. (DIB IS SOOOOOOOOOO HOT!) My friend: < rings the doorbell > 5) I am often found in my closet, "experimenting" on water and glue. Computer: 15) EEK! This is the last one? DRAT! Oh well. Might as well make it a good one. I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Invader Zim and if you don't pick me i'll go really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really insane.
2. I quote Zim with every little chance I get
3. I have an Invader Zim website, Zim's Homebase, and I give up my free time to work on it ::horror!:: ((Madra's note: It's a pretty good site. Check it out ^.~))
4. I dream I'm a rainbow-eyed Irken Invader named Xat. Every night. Except for that one night where I dreamed I was hanging out with Almighty Jhonen Vasquez. That was weird.
5. I annoy the heck out of everyone I'm around by singing the Doom Song, and ranting nonstop about the lack of new episodes
6. I've completely memorized the scripts of all 11 episode segment thingies
7. I tape the Invader Zim commercials ^_^
8. I have a tape of each episode, and doubles of a few
9. I spend all my non-website time writing Invader Zim fanfiction, and posting it on FanFiction.net
10. I actually wrote in people's yearbooks "Obey the Fist!"
11. My room is covered in either printed-out Invader Zim stuff, or pictures of Zim I drew myself
12. My computer has Zim and GIR laughing when Windows starts up, and GIR saying "Somebody needs a huuug!" when it shuts off
13. My computer also has GIR wallpaper and IZ icons, and 75% of my favorite places are IZ sites
14. I can't wait till Zim merchandise comes out!
15. I'm wasting my time writing something like this ^_^
*~*~*~* Invader Xat
Leg: 1. The only time we watch TV now is when Invader ZIM is on, and the rest of the time we're hanging out at Zim fan-sites, but that's pretty normal.
Arm: 2. We can't go anywhere without our Invader Fanfiction Notebooks, not even to the store with our mom, because we're afraid that inspiration will strike at any moment, because we think about possible things Zim or any of the other characters will do at all times.
Leg: 3. We count down the minutes until the new episodes, and we have "NEW EPISODES OF ZIM" marked on August 17th, like we do for friends birthday parties, and the last day of skool.
Arm: 4. We write school "skool" now, because we believe that however something is spelled on the show, is how it should be spelled in real life.
Leg: 5. Our friends are officially scared of us, because we say random quotes from episodes, and we do nothing but complain about the long wait for the next rerun to be on.
Arm: 6. We believe that Dib is the next JTHM. I mean, c'mon, he just is going to be the next Nny!
Leg: 7. We curse and kick things if we miss IZ when it comes on the Daily Nick U-pick, even if it was a rerun.
Arm: 8. Our parents know that they will never have to watch the show, because we can tell them every episode almost word for word, and we don't have tapes of the episodes, so we only have watched reruns. (Our VCR won't work! It won't let us record anything, and that is why we don't have tapes.)
Leg: 9. We are utterly pissed at our VCR because it won't let us tape our favorite cartoon show of all time.
Arm: 10. We are freaking out because on Friday the 13th, we're going to Ohio for vacation, and we might miss IZ because of the long car ride. Or even worse, we get there in time, and the Hotel doesn't have NICKELODEON! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! ::relaxes when she realizes that it's not Friday yet:: And we'll be there until we the Friday after that, so it would end up being TWO reruns of episodes we might miss!
Leg: 11. We're entering this contest because we believe we ARE the most obsessed with Invader ZIM on the planet.
Arm: And that concludes our list.
~*~*~*~ Arm&Leg
2: I have an actuall CD where I burned on the IZ theme song and the doom song, and will add more songs when they come out. It's titled, "Universe's Greatest Cartoon Hits."
3: IZ fan sites take up two thirds of my online time. The rest is spent writing IZ fan fics and RPing.
4: Whenever IZ comes on, I scream "INVADER ZIM!" at the top of my lungs and dance around the living room while the theme song plays.
5: I'm known to shout random character quotes. Example: (My name will be replaced with my s/n for no apparent reason.)
Dad: So, Silverflashpup, what'd you do today?
SFP: I watched TV, went on the internet, you know, usual.
Mom: The phone bills going up.
SFP: That's nice.
Mom: Why do you keep saying that?
SFP: I dunno.
Mom: Don't you ever-
SFP: ZIM IS AN ALIEN, I TELL YOU, AN ALIEN!
All: *stare, bewildered, at SFP*
7: FOOLS! THERE IS NONE AS WORTHY AS SFP! *is dragged away by the Ones In White* NOO...NOT THE JACKET...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
8: I have an endless knowledge of IZ quotes. (Like the one above). Like,
"Let me guess...nobody saw that?" - Dib, Parent-Teacher Night
"Infernal humans...oooh, my squeedly spooch." - Zim, Dark Harvest
"...where that squirrel is, NOTHING! Where your head is, Jenny, NOTHING!" - Mrs. Bitters, An Episode I Forgot About That was Probably Parent-Teacher night or Career Day.
"I only sign autographs backstage, little boy." - Professor Membrane, Battle-Dib
"I am Government Man. The goverment has sent me." - Gir, Attack of the Saucer Morons
"For your duties in the past, Zim...here's a sandwich." - The Almighty Tallest Purple, The Nightmare Begins
"WHO WANTS THIS ONE?!" The Almighty Tallest Red, The Nightmare Begins.
The list goes on...and on...and on...
8: I have convinced myself, "Invader Zim good. Other shows bad."
9: When I miss an ep. of IZ, I sob and scream, "WHY MUST THIS BE?!"
10: I had serious thoughts of murdering my little sister when she made me miss an ENTIRE EPISODE OF INVADER ZIM! O.O
11: Eleven is as evil as Zim. I scare people. WHEEE!
12: Dib is MINE. MINE, I tell you, MINE! BWAHAHAHA!
13: I am known for shouting, "I WILL RULE YOU ALL WITH AN IRON FIST!" and "He's in MY organs!"
14: I have Gaz and Zim on my soon-to-be-destroyed list.
15: I want my own SIR! I'll name it Bob! No...I'll name it...Aviat! Yes, yes, AVIAT! He will have LIGHT BLUE EYES and...STUFF! BWAHAHAHAHA!
*~*~*~* Silverflashpup
~*~*~ Invader Zana
2. Dib is one hunk-a-rama! I think he's so cute with that spikey hair of his! He's got my approval! (sticks thumb up in approval)
3. Gaz can be such a meanie sometimes, but I like her attitude. And she knows video games as well as I do. I know because I play a LOT of them, but not as much as she does, though.
4. GIR is soooooooo cute!!! Enough said.
5. I like the plot!! It's so different from all of the other shows, too!!
6. Zim is so funny when he's mad! He just freaks out and stuff!! I practically worship the little guy.
7. I'm interesting in UFOs and stuff. This show is definately cool!
8. This show has my satisfaction with 79% percent. The other is room for my other interests. This show is so different. I hope they make more epsiodes to it!! For sure I'll be home on Friday!!
*~*~*~*~*Invader Aqua (Sammy)
~*~*~*~ Psychomrzim777
And okay, I have to talk about soemthing that just happened recently on vacation-
We were cruising around in a little rentacar, I was twitching cause I hadn't seen Invader Zim in over a WEEK (and left my Blink182 at home, so no Aliens Exist either...sigh) but still having fun. We decided to stop at a local carnival, and what is that at the Merry Go Round but a PIG! An honest to god PIG SHAPED CAR!!!
I could not miss this opportunity.
I plunked down a dollar and charged for the pig-shaped seat. I grabbed my little sister and yelled, in my best Zim voice, "GIR! RIDE THE PIG!" She looked at me frightenedly and sat down. I rode the whole ride, disturbing children by practicing my Zim-laugh.
Damn, that was fun.
*~*~*~*Harmony/Kouji
~*~*~*~Drew T.
2. I actually want to go out and buy the Gaz outfit you mentioned.
3. I love to sing. My favorite song? Yup, the Doom Song.
4. Three words: My Conspiracy Theory
5. I am actually trying to think up good reasons 'cuz I really really rrrrrrreeeeeeeeaaaaaaaalllllllyyyyyyy wanna win!!!
6. My older sister and older brother never heard of Zim. My younger brother and I used to start quoting GIR, saying things like, "I like you." and "The, uh Guidy-chippy thingy!" Now, my sister is beginning to annoy me with her obsessive-ness!!!
7. I've been working on sewing together a green dog costume with a zipper in the front for my cat.
8. I go around saying, "Can I be a mongoose dog?"
9. I have 20 movie clips from various Zim episodes.
10. If someone else in my family is watching something at 9' on Friday (ZIM TIME!!!) I whine and complain and kick and scream and pout.
*~*~*~*Gina
2) I force my family and friends to watch invader zim with me. It's been wearing off too- the more I talk about Zim, the more they watch it volountarily. I spread the joy!
3) I draw. A lot. I tend to do two things at once; so most of the time i'm using half my brain to draw. Guess what I draw? Zim. From the deep scaryness of my mind, I create pictures of Zimness. One of my favourite ideas being Zim goes camping. My friends are afraid that my drawing habits may be becoming a bit out of hand- not me. I don't always bother to get paper either- I draw on my arms. Once I drew Irken symbols all over myself- I was advertising! I also draw on the driveway with chalk...I have fun drawing.
4) Although I don't tend to write as much, I will write fanfiction with my best friend. Whenever we do write, we write so much it would be the equivalent of a 7 hour episode of invader zim. I'd like to see that, actually....
5) I want zim merchandise. Bad. I even got all this birthday money, but no zim toys or anything. SO I started making my own! I just started because it's not that easy... but I'm on my way. I've made some jewelery, in which I like my earings best- little Irken symbols that follow my ears everywhere. I'm working on others such as a pop-up of Zim's house. In fact, for my birthday, I requested a Zim birthday cake. It IS possible- some bakeries will take a picture and put it on a cake. Zim cake!
5b) I question myself with questions such as "What would a Zim cake taste like?"
6) As I sadly must pay for the tapes I use to record Zim episodes, I watch the episode over...and over...and over...and over....and over....and over... until I memorize all the words, and see any and everything hidden in the show- but deep in my mind I know i'll never be able to find it all. *sniff*
7) Everyday closer to Friday, My mind is filled with happiness. When the jollyness of Friday arrives, I bounce around, with a hyperness that my family becomes afraid that it might be severe.
8) I annoy my friends enough that it rubs off a lot. They are starting to be obsessed little zim fans, and I hope they will. More success for Zim!
9) I really wouldn't care if Zim came to destroy the earth- I'd be more likely to scream my head off, and then ask to have my picture taken with him.
10) 99.9% of the time I'm concious is spent on zim- I have a strange talent to do more than one thing at a time, so i can easily watch a movie and still think of zim, even if I don't know it. My subconcience is nice to me- while I sleep, My mind is filled of zimness. So far, Every dream I've had has an appearance by Zim or anyone in the cartoon, even if it's a short one.
~*~*~*~Stephen
2. I have all the episodes so far on tape.
3. I have two full floppy disks, and 56 files of IZ stuff.
4. I made an Invader Zim movie on my computer.
5. I have one... three... seven... alot of IZ posters and drawings on my wall including a poster of Zim in his human form that I swear stares at me where ever I go.
6. When I saw IZ for the first time, I just sat there kinda hypnotized and when it was over, I went into a dark corner of the room and rocked back and forth saying, "Need...more...Zim!"
7. During school, I was working on a project with my friends and I started acting like Ms. Bitters saying," Doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed....." When one of my friends tried to ask me a question I shouted, "Shut up doomed child! Doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed..."
8. I am an Irken! See: *pulls on hair that is in pig tails* I have antennae! I scare people! "Wooh! I like destroying!"
9. I mess with peoples minds! Out at recess I was playing Bump and I got mad at my friend and shouted,"Misserable human stinkbeast! My doom will fall from the sky onto your filthy doomed head!" The I started humming the Doom Song.
10. I have an encyclopedic knowledge of IZ quotes.
11. I have 76 IZ sites in my favorites.
12. I made IZ trading cards.
13. I made an IZ pledge, an IZ filk song, and an IZ story. I'm working on another IZ filk song and an IZ dance.
14. I have two IZ websites and one in the making.
15. I like G.I.R.! He's cute! He's mine! MINE! Not yours! MINE! Muahahahahahahahahaha!
*~*~*~*Zine
2. With my short attention span, all of my free time is doing Zim related things.
3. Living on the other coast of the Country, missing Jhonen Vasquez and the screening of the new episodes feels like a shot to the leg.
4. If you get beat up, you tend to yell, "MY SQUEEDILY SPOOCH!" or "MY SPINE!" It's happened to me after getting hit where the sun doesn't shine.
5. I have a playlist consisting of Invader Zim music, even just the instrumental music.
6. Your social spot at your skool has decreased due to acting like a dictator and consantly yelling "OBEY THE FIST!!"
7. You write a popular Invader Zim quote in somones yearbook, now they're staying away from you.
8. What else of my attention span is spent on my website, The Dib Files
9. In an essay for school, your grade was lowered because you spelled school "skool"
10. Whenever IZ comes on, you sit back, turn up the TV reeeeeal loud, and sip a soda. Now, that soda becomes part of your obsession. "Must have soda...important IZ need..."
11. "Mom, you see that kid on that show? How about buying my a trenchcoat and boots like his"
12. Must... shoot... Dora... wasting... Invader Zim... time..
13. You and your friends have co-named each other names, and the shortest one ends up being Zim
14. You suddenly play your Gameboy Advance, and if interrupted by anyone you go, "I'm only 13 levels away from finishing my game, so I either finish my game or make you wish you were never born.
15. I played Starfox suddenly realizing it looks like the ships from the Nanozim episode.
~*~*~*~Paranormal Dib
(1) Have created a Zim fan character, Riz, and I prefer to be called that. I even had my friend Stacey create a fan character for herself. She's a C.I.R. Not S.I.R., but C.I.R
(2) Am always online, all day, either on Zim sites, writing Zim fanfiction, role playing Zim-related things, or annoying ppl with my love for dat show. I can also catch even the smallest mistakes in fanfics, web sites, and fanart. I wish that there was a drawing class for IZ fans. I'm a good fanartist, but I want to perfect my IZ drawings!
(3) I have a crush on one of the characters. ZIMMY!!! I know everything about him! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT ZIM WAS THE CUTEST BABY EVER?? And I don’t like to think of Zim as a cartoon. All that is on my mind is Zim, all day and all night. If Zim existed, I'd kill him by hugging him too hard. ::has trouble writing ‘If Zim existed...:: And I think that Zimmy is right about humans.
(4) Most of what I speak are quotes from the show.
(5) I pray for Zim to be on the U-Pick. If it's not, I pray that Nick will make a mistake and show it. And speaking about that, I hate Rugrats and Rocket Power because they are the rivals of Zim when it comes to the U-Pick. I hate them even more when I see that those lame shows get their own products and Zim doesn't!!! I have made my own products even... fanclothes and a fanbike. And a chocolate bubblegum brainfreezy (I drank the whole thing.) I'm even getting a backpack that look like Zim's spider legs pack.
(6) I look for education in the show and often find it.
(7) My dad is a very famous actor where I live and, judging by the parts he plays, think that he would make a great Purple or Red in an Invader Zim play. I urge him on to do so. I even often act out Zim scenes with my little sis, because I've memorized a few episodes. Dialogue and everything.
(8) I call my friends and discus Zim with them and quiz them and stuff.. I think I scare my friends sometimes... When they say things that the IZ cast have said, I get hyper and excited
(8b.) This list is too hard to write because I'm too busy thinking about Zimmy... sigh.... he's so cute... huh? Wha? Oh yeah, the list.
(9) I don't drink water; I do, however love pizza and soda more so than most kids.
(10) I have a Zim poster and a G.I.R. poster in my room that I printed out, piece by piece and colored and taped myself and... I kiss the posters on Fridays.
(11) I know the time and day of the week by counting down to the next episode.
(12) When I play video games I make the characters in them speak and act like Zim characters. I told Nintendo to make a Zim game.
(13) I hate the Tallest for sending Zim on a bogus mission, but I love them for creating G.I.R. I can sound exactly him, too.
(14) I get hyper and way excited whenever a commercial for Zim comes on. Even if it's that short one that says "Why Him? Why Zim?" in it with all the other Nicktoons... I luv it when I hear the word doom on TV.
(15) My favorite song is "The Doom Song"... and I've made parodies of other songs to make them Zim related. I'm listening to MP3s, WAVs, and other sounds and music stuff right now that are from the show. While listening to the radio, I picture one of the IZ cast singing it who best fit the song.
For the record, NONE of this was made up or exaggerated.
*~*~*~*Kayla
2. I want to be Dib for Halloween (Example below)
Mom: *Busy* Sure dear.
Me: REALLY? You mean I can get a trench coat and everything?!?!?!
Mom: Sure de- NO.
Me: Oh... YOU PITIFUL HUMAN WILL BE SORRY WHEN INVADER ZIM TAKES OVER THE UNIVERSE! IT WILL BE THE BEST SHOW ON NICK-wait, it is, BUT IT WILL BE EVERYONE'S FAVORITE SHOW!
*Exits room doing Zim laugh*
That dialogue happens nearly every day.
4. Every day I draw a new picture. If only my scanner worked...
5. I have a crush on Zim, and tricked my best friend into saying she had a crush on GIR.
6. I ask my parents every day who their favorite characters are and constantly poll them on who has the best laugh, cutest voice, best clothing...
7. I have a pair of socks with a hand-drawn Irken logo I made(Well, not the socks but the logo).
8. I write Nick every day asking (or pestering) them for more episodes of IZ.
9. I memorized nearly every episode's script.
10. I actually started yelling at my Nickelodeon Magazine because under "What's New On Nick" they didn't have New Zim Episodes. Stupid humans.
11. The only reason I still get Nickelodeon Magazine anymore is because of the possible chance of one teeny little Zim article.
12. One time, a friend of mine remarked that she loved slushies. I said, "Brainfreezys are better." She said, "What are those?" I said, "You don't KNOW already?" She said, "No." I said, "And you call yourself an Invader Zim fan!"
13. On a ten hour car trip, I sang The Doom Song for nine and a half hours(sadly, extremely softly).
14. Whenever Zim loses on the U-Pick, I practically cry.
15. I've tried to make my own icons. In Paint.
~*~*~*~Zimmy Kid
Let's put it this way. I have a folder on my computer where I imitate quotes from the TV show, recorded by me. I have a good 20. Here's every single quote I can remember:
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Kid: Oh... my organs!
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Dib: Yes! The X-ray vision goggles I ordereda are here!
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Dib: Am I the only one who sees the alien sitting in the classroom?
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Mrs. Bitters: Zim. The only job the computer has for you is-
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Ok, I could quote from it all day but I need to get my reasons down.
1) I have about... 4? no... 5 invader Zim websites. (3 of them are on the Invader Zim top 30)
2) I quote from Invader Zim when I get mad, only adjusting it minorly to fit the situation. Example:
Mom: No, honey. You're a little too young.
Me: FOOL! THERE IS NONE SO WORTHY AS I!
4) I bought a hand-held Nintendo just so I could imitate Gaz on Halloween. I'd walk around like so:
Friendly lady/man: And who are you?
My friend: I'm Luna from Sailor Moon!
Friendly lady/man: And who are you?
Me: I'm busy. Bug off. < turns around, continuing to "play" my "game slave" >
Lady/Man: Don't you want your candy?
Me: AAAAAAAAAH! YOU MADE ME LOOSE! YOU SHALL PAY!
6) When traveling, I refuse to rent a hotel without cable. Otherwise, I will go breserk trying to figure out how to use the VCR.
7) When my grandmother takes me shopping, I coax her into getting black gloves and a mangenta top
8) I am constantly agitating my friends by singing the "Doom Song" precisly 46 times in a row.
9) I LOVE (emphasis on the "love") cupcakes, mongooses, squirrels, and ZIM!!
10) At one point, I actually wished the Scary Monkey Show existed.
11) I HATE BEES!!!!!!!!!
12) I love Invader Zim RPG with my friends.
13) I have about... oh say... 6 or 7 FanFics on FF.net and I have gone insanse since I haven't been able to read anymore. (It's been down lately)
14) I am always criticizing the computer. Example:
Me: AAAAAAAAAAH! INFERIOR HUMAN TECHNOLOGY!
*~*~* Me