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Are you cracking up, little man?

John Crichton

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John: I look ridiculous, don't I?
Aeryn:
We are going to die.

 

You are like a plague John Crichton and you have ruined my life, and yet I just keep coming back.
(-Aeryn)

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Name: John Robert Crichton, Jr.
Nicknames: the Human, Johnny Boy, Old Man, Lesser Species
Species: Human
Age: 30-something
Outstanding qualities or special abilities: Astronaut and Commander at IASA, Doctorate in Cosmic Theory, first human to travel outside solar system and first alien contact, understands and can predict wormholes
Notable Accomplishments: Went through a wormhole from Earth to an unknown part of the universe; was instrumental in the destruction of a PeaceKeeper Gammak Base, a Shadow Depository, a Scarren Dreadnought, a PeaceKeeper Command Carrier, Scarren Base Katratzi, wormhole to Earth
Past/Present Love Interests: Alex, Caroline, Gillina (deceased), Aeryn Sun
Relevant Family Members: Jack Crichton (father)
Popular Saying/Quote: Ok, at least we know I'm insane.

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Crichton on Elack

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My name is John Crichton
[I'm lost]
An astronaut
[Shot through a wormhole]
In some distant part of the Universe
[I'm trying to stay alive]
Aboard this ship
[This living ship]
Of escaped prisoners
[My friends]
If you can here me
[Beware]
If I make it back
[Will they follow?]
If I open the door
[Are you ready?]
Earth is unprepared
[Helpless]
For the nightmares
[I've seen]
Or should I stay
[Protect my home]
Not show them
[You exist]
But then you'll never know
[The wonders I've seen]

John and Chiana

D'argo and Crichton

D'Argo: Do you have any small appendages you don't need?
John: Small?
Noranti: Shoot him in the buttock, that's big.
John: Hey you know what, don't touch my ass, that's sexual harassment. Whoa, no we are not shooting the butt. The butt is off limits.

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Society Against Cruelty to Crichton

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Aeryn and John

John: Aeryn, I am doing everything I can to get us out of this absurdly large space-monster. I'm doing the good little soldier bit. What else do you want from me?
Aeryn: I want you to stop acting like a Drannit.
John: You know what, I have no idea what a drannit is.
Aeryn: No don't play dumb with me, that hasn't worked for over two cycles John.
John: Aeryn, I am dumb. I don't understand you half the time and I have no idea what a drannit is.
Aeryn: Fine forget the drannit.
John: Fine, screw the drannit. (Aeryn smiles) What?
Aeryn: You really have no idea what a drannit is do you?
John: What's a drannit?