It was but a second, but long ago there was a distant call from the great abyss in the galaxy. Terra dust and gravity reacted to create another new world. what may have seemed like minutes, was in reality - millions of Nemyears - a silly, yet undefined measure of time. And thus became the land......... Nemtin. Wow - now that's a story!!! Some find it hard to imagine a time without Nemtin, some don't. Let's just accept it, O.K. ZENO. This little guy is the typical Nemtin, smart, not too smart, and oh yes - the pointy head. Overheard at the Border Gate: Guard: "Can I see your passport Zeno?" Zeno: "Sure, here it is." Guard: But, this is a picture of your cute sister." Zeno: "I know, but you don't need my picture, I'm here in person." Guard: This picture is very nice." Zeno: " You like it, please keep it." Guard: "Thanks, Zeno" A few points: - At night, Nemtins paint themselves yellow and pretend they're stars. - All true Nemtins live on the north side of abandoned copper mines. - Nemtin little people (midgees) are called Nemtiks. - Favorite Dish = Asphalt Soup (of course). - Venerable old Nemtin help young Nemtins learn. - Nemtins are not (contrary to previous myths) shrink-proof. Overheard At the Nemtin Aquarium: Keeper: "Did anybody see the rare Purple Swordtail?" Nemtin #1: "Not I" Nemtin #2: "Nope" Nemtin # 3: "{grfloo,,oo (do I see something in his mouth?" Keeper - "Well thanks , I will keep looking." What would the Average Nemtin Wish For? (Give up ? OK, here's 4 things) 1) Itchy nose. 2) Soy Bean. 3) A Pet to call my own. 4) Didn't live in Nemtin Assorted Snippets: - Nemtin has a bridge over troubled waters. - Nemtins love Zoot Suits - Alot of Nemtins do cry over spilled milk IN NEMTIN, BE JOLLY ! Life is OK !
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Zenos Haiku
Oh little Nemtin,
So pointy
your head shines
in the sun
don't fall
off the building.
you crazy
Zeno Nemtin.
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