We first find Stevie in the back sitting on his Stevie Corp Cart Moble....
Stevie to himself: Look at this thing...this is the coolist thing......where is the.....
From behind walks up Test.
Test: Hey losser.....what are you doing?
Stevie: Oh hi Test..you need a ride anywhere?.....I got alot of seats.
Test: No I don't need a ride....but talking about things I would like to take for a ride...your woman Victoria....the only reson you beat me last week because she distracted me...I mean she was bent over right in front of me and touching her toes and she was in those tights man...and I just wanted to go behind her and go"Yea baby it's me Test....but.....never mind that I want a rematch tonight and I'm going to beat you down so bad you will never be able to satisfy her again....and thats where I step in Baby.....because once you go Test..forget about the rest.
Stevie: You sure you don't need a ride some where I got Stevie Corp all running and ready to go.
Test: No I don't need no damn ride.
Test kicks the Stevie Corp and hurts his toes and starts dancing around holding is foot.
Fade to Black.
First match of the night is in fact Stevie vs Test.
Al starts off the show speaking Spainish wishing everone a happy new year.
Test makes his way down the ramp first...he makes it too the ring and licks his muscle on his arm.
I'll show you.....you'll see.......out comes Stevie without Flower.....whats up with that????......wait.....Stevie stops half way down the ramp and starts waving......
Flowers music is keyed up and out she comes.
Al: Look at her....the poster Child for(editors note: I think he said Noah????).
Al: Look at Test..he wants Victoria bad.
Test is standing in the ring his jaw has droped like a cartoon Wolf.
From behind Test knocks Stevie on his ass...Test rolled Stevie in the ring and it was on.....
Coach questions as to if Flower would ever leave Stevie for Test.
Al: I don't think so.......there is no way......that is a step down from the general manager of Stevie Night Heat.......Pres. of Stevie Corp......to Test?
Oh Flower for you boys out there was wearing this tight red thing that really showed off her butt.....let me get my head out of the butter and back to the match.
Test put Stevie in like a rack like Lex used to do and hung Stevie there for a while.....Test moved his way back to the ring post and Stevie rolls off of Test to get out of that then turned and hit Test with some bunches......a Full Nelson is reversed by Stevie.....a nice suplex by Stevie
Coach:Are we going to have it where you are doing the play by play????
Al:There is a match going on.....I just thought I would bring it up.
Neck breaker by Stevie.......a bulldog and a two count for Stevie.....Test does some moves and pulls Stevie up by his hair on the two count.
Flower is not to happy outside the ring.
Test ties Stevie's arms in the ropes....Flower slides into the ring a spins Test around......a big old slap to the face for Test....Test not to be out done gives Flower a big French kiss.......hmmm......Flower seemed to have liked that end starts playing with Test's man boobies.....but then.....BOOM!......a big kick Flower does to Test's pee area......Test does the Indian Rain dance.....
Stevie rolls Test up with help of hands on the ropes for the pin...
Al talks in a high voice as to who is the winner.........
Match Two.....Rico and Ms Jackie make their way to the ring.......in the ring stand the mighty Brandon Babghnanoush...
Al: Oh.....thats Brandon Babghnanoush.....a up and coming star here in the WWE.....trying his hand out.
Brandon ties Rico up from beind so Rico rubs Babghnanoush with his butt......Babghnanoush pushes Rico away.....Rico slaps Babghnanoush in the face......arm drags.....la de da....ect ect....Brandon Babghnanoush with a big drop kick.....Ms Jackie gets up and gets in Babghnanoush's face...
Coach: Don't get Frogie.
Rico tries for a closeline......Babghnanoush hit Rico with one of his own.....down goes Rico.....Rico pulls Babghnanoush out of the ring by his tights....they wrestle along
Al: I'm talking and I hate when the match gets in the way of my thoughts.
Rico does this grinding dance.
Al: Stop that it's sicking.
Babghnanoush trying so hard falls to one knee......a jump off the top rope but Rico gets a boot to the chest from Babghnanoush.
Fans:Rico Sucks....Rico sucks.
Jackie: Shut up!!!!!!!!!
Small package by Babghnanoush.
Al: Jackie hates those small packages....
Coach: What is she doing with Rico then????
Babghnanoush from the top rope going for the cross body drop but nobody was home......a backwords neck breaker and Brandon Babghnanoush is as they say around my house....Toast
Rewind was Booker T gettting hit from behind by Mark Henry on Raw and then the match where Orton wins said matck with the RKO....Kane gets fired up and beats up on Booker.
Next match was Dreamer vs Matt Hardy.
Al; Did you know Matt's first job was at the car wash????
Coach: I did not know that.
Sleeper match this was.......Matt went to use the Kindo stick.
Al: Dreamer doesn't like people playing with his stick.....Dream tries the Back drop bomb.
Al: D-Lo Brown who used to be in the WWE kidnapped that move from me.....and now Tommy Dreamer has taken it.....
Bulldog off the second rope and Dreamer was in Oz tapping his shoes thinking....."Theres no place like home.
Sting of the Night was Stone Cold stuff from Raw and then they showed some of that great match between HHH and HBK......match of the year if you ask me.
Main Event was in my opinion a sleeper too.......but you know what they say about opinions
Val/Storm vs La Resistance ended when Rob Conway hit Storm with a DDT
Laters........email me if you know why I end my write ups with..........Now it is Dark .