heat 3/28/04

Eggplant......It's made with Eggplant.....you know........Babaganouch.....or Babaghanouj or Babanoush.......it's a Middle Eastern spread or dip of grilled eggplant pureed with Tahini....garlic and Lemon juice....... anyway

First match is a womens match....oh boy!!!!........lita..........vs my girlfriend Jazz..........nylons with shorts......ohhhh.....could you count how many wrestling mistakes Lita made in this match???.......STF by Jazz which she put on Lita for about oh two hours till Lita finds the ropes......Jazz slams Lita down like a sack of Potatos............neck breaker by Lita gets her a two count.........Jazz tries for a 3 count with her feet on he ropes......ugh.......DDT by Lita on my girlfriend.......Damn it......

Slam of the week was the return of Edge....

Next match is Hurricane vs Joey Babaganouch who has been on the show before and is one of my personal favorite Babaghanouj brother.........Joey puts on a good show with a neck breaker and a sling shot and what not........ugh.......off the top rope....no wait Joey out in two......go Joey go.............Shining Wizard ..........Joey will return to the Fashion show from wince he came......

Back we go to Raw and RVD kicks Booker T in the face and they lose the match......and the Tag Belts

Now down the ramp it's "I think I'm Sexy" Val .........vs Cade...........likes see ifths guy is any better by himself.....shhhhh......I'm watchng the match........hmmmm....he gets out of the ring and works the fans......neck breaker and Val get a 2 count.........figure four by Val????.....uh?!........Cade makes it to the ropes.........ah oh.......oh wait.......Cade stops the Money Shot........on the ropes Cade wants to do the Super Plex......ohhhhh......he pulls it off.............WOW!!!!!!.......nice Elbow off the top rope and Cade wins........I like it

Rewind is Smackdown goes HHH........yea right........don't we wish........

Back we go to Raw and the ending of the HHH vs Eddie match.......which was a good match for a while no?

Matt has four different phone numbers....Matt is a fan of thin crust Pizza.......hey... my kind of guy.......somebody order me a thin crust Vegie Pizza.........oh......vs Lance............haven't we seen this match like last week or something?.....oh a Matt fact.....

Matt:Matt hates things that are dull and boring.......like Lance Storm .......

Like a Bag of Garbage Matt got tossed to the floor.....Sunset Flip.......wait......are the fans chanting"boo".....there was no two count......Lance pulls Matt's hair.........nice Bull dog by Lance...........Matt to the second rope with a leg drop for a two count.....bacl slid with feet on ropes........Side effect by Matt gets him a two count......half Boston Crab by Lane......Matt gets to the ropes..........both guys on top rope.....ahhhhhh.....a boot to the face.......Twist of Faith and Matt wins.......good match...........