Hello!.....welcome to this weeks Sunday Night Heat report......
Life is back to normal as the Coach is back and in the Saddle.....Coach was sitting at home last week.......Al's got a cool shirt on?.....
They go back to Raw and show where Coach was asking for two egg rolls....
First match in Cade vs Stevie Richards........Stevie acts like he is on downers or something.......acts like he just don't care....I think Stevie is missing his Flower.......Coach keeps hyping up Cade ......Al makes a statement that has to do with Coach's brains are in his ass......too funny.........Cade is just picking apart poor Stevie who doesn't want to be there....
Cade:Where is Victoria Stevie??..ugh.....ugh?????
Wah.......Stevie starts to go nuts on Cade till there is a sidewalk slam and an elbow or something and Cade gets the pin......now Al is sure he dislikes Cade because he is with Coach
You need to go out and vote.......WWE says so......Smackdown the vote
Back to Raw and the fun stuff with Lita and Kane........J.R. freaks out.....The King thinks Kane wants to take her pants off......Kane sniffs Lita and acts like he is going to kiss Lita......Lita runs away and finds Matt who says he will take care of Kane in a match and as they are hugging Kane attacks Matt .....Lita says......"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!".....
editors note:she may not be the best Women wrestler around but I love her acting
.......Later on Raw we watch the match with Matt and Kane........Matt gets killed by Kane......Kane is about to Tombstone Matt when out comes Lita to stop Kane.......Kane gets Lita in the corner ann gives her a big French kiss....
J.R.:This makes be sick to my stomach......
editors note:anybody notice that Kane like blows into Lita's mouth making her Cheeks puff out??......I not know......a dude I work with noticed that
Sting of the Night was HHH getting Green mist in the face
God!!!......again?......Hurricane/S.H.I.T. vs Bee Bee Babaganouch/Jason Bates....Bee Bee who was wearing somebody else tights......maybe he lost his tights.....who knows..........Bee Bee can't find his way to his corner for most of the match..........Bee Bee and Jason are getting killed........neck breaker by the S.H.I.T on Bee Bee Babaganouch and Bee Bee and Jason are Toast with Peanut Butter
Back we go to Raw and the Main Event Tag match that went on for a good 35 minutes in which I had time to go Swimming....a five mile walk........a long shower......made dinner........watched a movie........went and mowed the Yard.......and seen the end of the match where Chris and Edge win and in comes HHH and Shawn hitting Chris in the noodle by mistake......and what no
Rewind was Randy Spitting on Mr.Race
Main Event was Val vs Randy........Al and Coach cry that the camera man only very show ugly girls......oh....ha....Randy's Belt is on the line in this match......Al and Coach spend half the match hyping up Randy......the match it's self is pretty boring.......Val thought he was going to get Randy in a Figure Four.......but ......NOOOO!!!!....they wrestle outside the ring which sends us into the nights last break....
Randy works on the body part on Val that hurts the most...that being his back....they fight on the top rope.........Superplex off the top rope but Randy only gets a two count.........a big elbow and a clothesline and a back toe hold......into a back figure four by Val........HOLY COW!!!!!!!.....Randy does get to the bottom of the rope......Randy's leg goes out.....there is no time out.....oh wait..........the RKO........Ah......sucks to be Val