heat 5/25/03 Sunday Nigh Heat for 5/24/03
Your Webmaster Wayne-0!@#%^* Reporting
And once again wecome to Sunday Night Heat is Hurricane as for the 3rd week in a row he is the Main Event
Coach:Al I am going to need your help here tonight as you know my voice is a little under the weather.....but I know you can help me out with that
Al not to be understanded once again says something about helping Coach with his Puberty
Al:I feel like Peter Braddy
Coach:That is one of your Favorite shows because we all know you are the old pro Al Snow.....I told you I would get that in
Al:And you did.....and you did....and I thank you
Editors note:What in the blue hell are they talking about????......I think the punch line was lost in the giving......so we shall move on and try to forget about it
First match is my girlfriend Jazz/w Teddy Long and Molly vs Ivory and Jacqueline......
Editors note:Rosey keep laughing at me and calling me a dork as I re-played this match and would put the tape at slow motion so I could check out Jazz's naughty parts.....HEE!
This was a pretty good match all in all there was missed spinning something or other move by Jazz that was a bad move.....we got to see Ivory's pants fall to her butt crack and she got to do the giant Swing on Molly who must have gotten tired of seeing re-plays of the back of her bra showing out of her little wrestling suite so this week she was not wearing one(editors note:her bra..not her wrestling suite)
Al talks about not messing with Jacqueline and states.....
Al:If I start a fight with a woman I do it in public so security can pull her off of me!
Jacqueline wins when she cheats and pins Jazz by pulling on her Undies.......ah poo!
Teddy:(To the Ref.) Let me tell you player...you saw it...and I saw it
Teddy:(To Jacqueline) Hey let me tell you something......Jacqueline let me tell you something right now.....I see right now what you want to do....you want to play whities game.....so you want to go one on one......Jazz takes the Mike
Jazz:You want to mess with the Badest(Beep!)
Teddy:It's on Jacqueline.....it's on Baby girl....you want some of it we'll give you some.....it's on!.....it's on!
Editors note:So when is it on????
They move on and hype somebody hitting Goldburg's car......the Interrogation room with Storm.......that it was Jerico.....yada....yada......ect ect and Freddie Blassie's book.......and special guest for Highlight reel on Raw will(or was) Goldburg
Bad Blood PPV was hyped.....Rewind of the night was the Hunter/Booker T/Christian work
Next match was Goldust knocking off Damian the Jobber Dude with a scoop Power Slam......in the match the closed caption person thinks there is a wrestler that has come back called"Value Venis".......
Editors note:Whats up with that????......maybe they should get some closed caption writers that actually watch wrestling uh?????
They hype Flair not wanting to Job to Hunter.....they show all the stuff that went down on Raw
Editors note:Geez.....don't cry Ric!
Oh NO!!!!!.....not a Hell in the Cell match......OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO!!!!!.....hmmmm.......Nash vs Hunter at Bad Blood
Burn of the night had to do with Rico and 3 minute Warning
And now the Main Event
Nowinski:Tonight I wrestle the Hurricane.....well the Hurricane is an excellent Super Hero.....you know he saves small children....helps old ladies across the street.....but I ask you......how much better would the Hurricane be as a Super Hero if he had a Harvard Degree??? Let me see....let me think.....I have a Harvard Degree.....and I have a Mask......Stand Back!....there's a Harvard Graduate......now where do you think Hurricane get his Degree from?....the National Weather Service?....or maybe he got his degree from Hurra-U.....or maybe he studied under Mighty Mouse
Nowinski tries to cheat with a pin with his feet on the ropes but Hurricane rolls him over for the win.......
Now it is dark!