Hey everybody.......well all 5 of you maybe......
Your old Webmaster has some personal news for who ever should be reading this........come Sept 1 2004 your Heat reports will not be posted till after 8:00 Pacific Time....this being because I will be losing my Spike T.V. feed on my big old Dish......so I'll have to watch Heat on the old cable T.V. at 7:00 Pacific time.......now now.....it's not the end of the world.......just get used to it....ok?.....thanks
Now on to this weeks show......
Ah oh......Al has his back to Coach.......Al's mad at Coach for what The Coach did to Eugene on Raw........Al will not go over to the Dark side
First match is Maven vs Stevie......Stevie gets the Ref to get Maven to wipe the oil off his body.......Steven welcomes Maven back......Maven gets tossed out of the ring and gets an 8 count.......Stevie works on Maven's guts.......Al is still upset at Coach....a long stritch move by Stevie......Atomic something puts the tea bags up by his head?....lol.......good line by Al......Maven gets a two count.....Maven goes to the second rope and jumps......ooops......a punch to the guts on the way down.....anyway Maven reversed a Stevie DDT and gets the 3 count
Slam of the week was Edge and Chris losing to the French Boys who win the tag belts
Next match is Hurricane/The S.H.I.T. vs The Horror movie dudes Jack Karloff and John Lugosi......what????.........where are the Babaganouch's???......on vacation or something???......hmmm.....first Hurricane couldn't get to his corner but when Rosey gets in there he goes nuts on the Horror movie dudes.....a neck breaker thingie and the Horror dudes are toast
They go to the clip of the press thing about Summer Slam in Torando
Back we went to the Shelton vs Randy match from Raw
next match up was Rhyno vs a dude in a dress???......Rory Babaganouch.......oh they are not on Vacation after all.....Al thinks Rory is a long lost Headbanger......lol.....hey this Rory is putting on a pretty good show......ah oh back suplex by Rhyno ......the count goes to 6 but they get up....Rhyno stops mid ring and gets upset.....a Belly to Belly suplex on Rory......oh don't get up Rory....
AL:GORE!!!!.....GORE!!!!.....GORE!!!!.....GORE!!!!.....
Rory Babaganouch is finished
Cool Color of the night was Kane and Eugene work.......and they showed the Kane vs Eugene match from Raw.......Eugene wins by way of a DQ......Kane tries to kill Eugene.........Chris makes the save
They show clips of HHH and all this Hell in the Cell matches
Dublin ect clips were next......
Main event is Bastista vs Val.......geez like you don't know Val is going to get killed!???...........Val gets the fans claping....Val gets tossed in a corner and looks pretty frightened.........later Val works on Bastista's leg.......they fight outside the ring...back in the ring and a killer closeline by Bastista........a supex by Batista.....a cross face by Batista.....Spine buster gets Batista a two count......Batista puts Val into a Camel Clutch....Suplex's by Batista.....Batista works Val's lower back........a boot to Batista's face for a two count.......a back neck breaker by Val......Val to the top rope but is stoped.......from the top rope a standing superplex by Batista ....a spine Buster by Batista........and you thought Val was going to win????......please.....don't be such a bottom Feeding Mark!