Hello all my little Al fans and welcome to this weeks Heat.......
What the hell??... no Coach again????......Todd????......ah geez
First match is Flower vs Molly........Molly starts out by being mean to the Flower......Molly tossed Flower around by her hair.....elbow drop by Molly Al says
Al:Oh!
Gee Molly was pretty much controling the match........up and over in the corner and it looked like Flower was getting somewhere no........later on about 2 minutes later Flower gets some two counts.....clothesline by Molly.....oh wait....a roll up and Flower wins......Molly goes outside the ring and gets a chair......who should get in the ring but Stevie in drag.......Molly runs away
We go back to the PPV and see Edge win the IC belt from Randy.....Ha....Ha...........and we went back to Raw and the Batista vs Edge match.....2 AND 0 for Edge
We see a clip of the Divas show...we get to vote on the last 10 on Raw
Next match is Val vs Chuck........Chuck gives Val a slap so Val slaps him back.....later Val gets a two count..... a finger to the eye by Chuck............
Al goes down the list of the names of the girls wanting to be a diva......Al likes the Red Head.......hmmmm......
Back to the match and down goes Chuck ......to the top rope with the Money Shot and Chuck is toast
Ok we go to the PPV and the Kane and Matt match and down and around we go to Raw and the Hi-Light reel.......Kane thinks he is going to control Lita and low and behold someone has helped Lita with her acting..........well done I must say to Lita......much much better........give Lita an award for best actress of the night......Jericho gets tossed out of the ring when Kane gets upset
Next we went back to Raw and Eugene vs Chris..........Eugene thinks he has won the belt but in truth gets the crap beat out of himself by HHH and the boys
Slam of week was Ric vs Hurricane
So the Main Event is Randy vs The S.H.I.T.........oh please......what kind of Main Event is that????........Rosey is chubby 350? LB's.........yow as Zippy would say.........Al says it's only because Rosey is big boned........I say it's from Pops and Candy.....stuff like that.....they lay in the middle of the ring for about 5 minutes until Rosey gets up......side walk slam by Rosey for a two count....two clothelines by Rosey..........big leg drop and Rosey gets a two count..........a Squsher in the corner but Randy moves and The S.H.I.T. gets a DDT from Randy or the end of the show