Oh my God Kane has Set JR on fire.....but this is the Stevie Night Heat report for 7/20/03
Webmaster Wayne-0!#%^* reporting
First match Garrison and Jindrak beat La Resistance with a drop kick
We find Stevie and Victoria making out in the back after last Mondays Raw in with Stevie's team lost......in walks Al......
Al:Stevie!.....oh Stevie.....I'm here for your exclusive interview on Heat
Stevie laughs.....Al laughs
Al:Why in the hell are we laughing?.....you just lost
Stevie:Hey Al....
Al:Yea?
Stevie:Just remember I am the Boss on Sunday Night Heat....and being the Boss I see the bigger picture......and the bigger picture here is.....exposer......Millions of people watched Raw tonight.....which means Millions of people will watch Stevie Night Heat this Sunday
Al:Well of course
Millions of people = higher ratings.....higher ratings = more money for Stevie Night Heat.......and more money = raises for some Employees
Al:Oh?...Like Commentators?
Stevie:Some
Al:Oh you don't want to give Coach a raise.....do we?
Stevie:No.....and speaking Rating I'm all about the fans.....I'm all about the Ratings on Stevie Night Heat......I'm all about my little Stevies out there
Victoria:Little Stevie's.....
Stevie:And I'm signing a big match next week on Stevie Night Heat......
Victoria:Huge.....
Stevie:Stevie Richards....GM of Heat vs Goldust
Al:Ummm.....ummm.....Stevie....I don't know if you remember this or not but....you suspended Goldust
Stevie:Well I'm lifting his suspension I'm making a judgment call as GM of Heat
Al:Oh why not!
Stevie:Goldust is back on the payroll....
Al:Well there you go
Stevie:Goldust well be here next week and Goldust will face Stevie Richards....and remember this.....do not remember the name of Goldust.....remember.....All Stevie.....All Night...Noth'in but Heat
Stevie and Victoria walk off laughing
Stevie:That was good
Al makes a sign like Stevie in crazy....and I think Al says
Al:Fruit
Dreamer beats a Mask-less Nick Densmore with a Death Valley Driver
A Wrestlemaina Recal with Bob Youcker(sp???)
Recap of Christain and Booker T from Raw
Rewind was Mack winning on Raw
Next match was Herricane over Rob Conway with a Tornado DDT
Al:Remember the last time Rob Conway was on Heat?....he had those bad Tan lines
We then find Val backstage making passes at Jackie.....you know wants her in his films ect ect.....Rico gets upset because he wants to be in Vall's movies too
Recap of the unthinkable as Kane puts a fire under JR.....Linda McMahon will fix things on Raw(or did)
Burn of the Night was Kane putting RVD thru a wall
Main Event we seen Rico win over Vall with a roll up and a pull of the tights
New it is Dark