Chief Wiggum: "You got the wrong number, this is 9...1...2" (.wav file)
The Beeguy's only saying. (.wav file)
Homer plays the bongos on Mr. Burns'head. This is on the Homer page but because it includes Mr. Burns, I put it over here too. (.wav file)
Ralph: "I'm going to Bovine University!" (.wav file)
Chief Wiggum mixes up DOA and DUI! (must have!)(.wav file)
Chief Wiggum: "You have the right to remain silent, blah blah blah." (.wav file)
Flanders has his sayings. (.wav file)
Mr. Burns: "Excellent." (1)(.wav file)
Mr. Burns: "Excellent." (2)(.wav file)
Ralph: "My face is on fire!" (.wav file)
Flanders' classic saying. (.wav file)
McBain's son a nerd? (.wav file)
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