Four score and something years ago! I was shot in the back of the head! But now I'm back completly naked! And I have one thing to say! YOUR SYSTEM SUCKS!!! AHHHH! Linkoln Linkoln I've been thinkin' What the hell are you drinkin' is it water is it wine perhaps a glass of Cisco! Linkoln Linkoln you've been drinkin' What are you doing naked get out of my house before I call the cops I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS!!!Pyrococcus furious peasant in the field who's toiling and the most important royal kings pirocete which are coiling can't live in water that is boiling Pyrococcus is such a tease hides in solfatura in the seas it makes me say geeze louise it can grow at a hundred three degrees! It is an / Archea it sure does love to play'a it's cool, it makes me saya there is just, no way'a If you are bacillophobic you had better run, and go quick it is worse than Moby Dick it's obligately anerobic it does not use mitosis doesn't worry about osmosis it's got me under hypnosis it's pyrococcus furious it is an / archea it sure does love to playah and if this has not been enough it's a chemooganothrouph It is an / archea, of the order of thermococalles, you've got to / believe us it lives at 103 celcius
Lola Serrita Mortuary My baby used to keep me warm we always danced up a strom dancing to near a cliff she hit the bottom in a jiff I could tell that she was flat because I herd her go 'splat' I could tell that she was dead from all the peices of her head Lola Serrita mortuary it is not a place that's scary it is where my love lays and so it's where I will stay They put her in a metal box but they forget to keep it locked any time I feel in doubt I go down there and take her out I hold her tight next to me she's not warm like she used to be it really just is not the same because her body's limp and lame Lola Serrita mortuary seen by the light of the creamatory it's a haughtingly beautiful place but I came just to see her face I remember how it used to be so playful, loving, and carefree 'twas wonderful so can't you see I can't give her up so easily they tell me I must let go not one of them really know she's the one who understands I lay and cry and hold her hands Lola Serrita Mortuary right behind the cemetary I can't help but to be worried what'll I do when she get's buried?
Lumpy Boy Yahnn...... Boy, I had alot of trouble sleeping last night. Whats this lump on my head, did I bump it or something. Oh well, let me check the mirror... what the hell is that! Oh My God! I found a lump on my head this morning, (on my head) It doesn't cause me any discomfort unless I pinch it, (Then don't pinch it) I don't really care about lumps or brusies, (lumps or brusies) But I do with this one because it's breathing! (this one's breathing) (on my head) (under my skin) (ON MY SKULL!) Ok let's get it together here, Nothing to worry about. there's just this huge pulsating, breathing lump on my skull! wait it's cracking...ow..ow...owwwwww! WHAT THE FUDGE! I'm experiancing alot of pain right now. (ouch, ouch, ouch!) 'cause the lump cracked open and someone came out! (guess who it is) It's Ed McMahann from the tonight show with Johnny Carson (Hi-ohh!) Ed get the hell outta my bathroom (lump cracked open) (outta my skull) (out popped Ed) (Ran outta here) Arrrrgh..... Roarrrr....! Watch me lift this Buick Skylark, Over My Head!!!!
It Never Fails Every Tuesday At 9 A.M. Thoes 5 cups of coffee sneak up on me again, and every Thursday, it's all the same, I don't know whose to blame in this sickening game, Never Monday or Wednesday or Friday, That's the way it's going to stay. (chorus) It never fails to amaze me, I try to not let it faze me, It never fails to amaze me, Doggies gettin' rabies. I have a friend, Who can drink their weight in booze, But every Saturday night they can't find their shoes, 1 hour, Turns into 3 or 4. "Put something on, get your ass out the door!" You can't stop it, perhaps it's fate. What rhymes with that... shit!...Masturbate!
Civil Disobedience The teamsters were being underpaid, and there was talks of strikes. Till a man came along, to bring them back there rights. The man was a simple one, a leader of his kind. He took away the workers worries, and gave them piece of mind. Violence was not an issue here, a peaceful strike it was. If you thought the strike would be like that, well let me tell you cuz'. The workers wouldn't work, an intelligent way to resist. The bosses couldn't do anything, this just made them pist.
Roscoe Hanson Roscoe rises out of bed! But he wishes he was dead. When his brothers joined his band. It was the worst day he ever had. Tie him down hit him with a whip. Force him to write another hit. He gained weight from all this stress. His life is a total mess. AHHHH! ROSCOE HANSON!!! Roscoe he is fat and ugly. His brothers like to call him Pugley. When he dosen't write the hit him with a rake. He gets no birthday cake. But Roscoe he has had enough. He has taken enough of their guff. A revolution is what he's startin', And changed his name to Ricky Martin.