Band Biographies



Dr. Smooth: Guitar and freestlye bomb droppin'

This man was born with six fingers so, inevitably, he feels like a 
stranger in a strange land. After serving time in Iron Maiden, 
Sepultura, and Genesis, he decided to conquer the States, and he did.
Welcome to the new Republic of Dr. Smooth.


Kenny the Canadian: Guitar and not from Canada 

We don't know this guy well enough to make a funny bio on him, so more
on him as time passes....... I think he eats cat food!


Mr. Kidney Bean Head: Bass and Baby Head

This particular individual was created in the ghetto.  After arduous
work, he became a nuclear physisisisist at the age of 18.  Now he 
works at Lawrence Berkeley Labs and is the sole financial support
of Abe Linkoln Naked.


Timberly Squishy: Drums and Vocals

A professional bodybuilder who sold urinal cakes until he took up 
drums two days ago.