Abe Linkoln: Naked! has broken up, we're done because we have gotten bored, we played one last horrible show at Axis records and said we are done! No more! I would like to give a shout out to the wonderful people who supported ALN through the two years we were a band, those people are Chris Evans (my brother and big supporter of ALN), My parents, Robert Eggplant, John Geek, everyone involved with GeekFest, Damien, Kenny, Greg, Bakari, and Andy for doing this band with me, people who were at our last show, Brendan, Mitch, Vince, Mike and Chris, Kathy, The cool people in Wit's End(Brian and Kenny, Not Alex, he's a dick). And Shahein the American dream. Ya'll are cool in my book!

ALN has agreed to stay together after all, we are just not practicing anymore, we practice to much, and don't play enough shows. it's to much of a pain in the ass to haul equipment to and fro, just to get pissed off at each other. This way way we are still friends!

That's right, you heard right, ALN is calling it quits, throwing in the towel, hanging up the chicken, we are not having fun anymore and when it's not fun you had better quit. Expect new music from other members, Tim and Kenny might make something new and Mr. KBH w/ Lenard is planning a electronic project. Check our shows page for more info on our last show!

Good ole' Lenard Simpleton has returned. The only way I can think of celebrating is throwing a show! Check the shows page!

Hey kids! ALN has anew tape out. You want one? E-mail me sucka! I'll see what I can do.

As you can see, it's called "This Looks Like the Work Of Side Show Bob". Four songs, including 'Pyrocauccus Furiosis', 'Lumpy Boy', 'Lola Serita Mortuary' and 'Civil Disobedience'. According to some it's good.