"THERE'S a really basic theme to the show:
'Don't do what you're programmed to do--
--Do what you want.'
It's a sweet concept,and our culture
pretends to believe in it,but the
reality is,
'Be afraid.
Lower your expectations.
Vote Republican.'"
----Matt Groening,talking about Futurama
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"THEY said it couldn't be done,but that doesn't always
work."
---Yogi Berra, former N.Y.Yankee
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"HE died 8 years before his actual death."
---Jerry Lewis on Dean Martin
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QUESTION:
"IF a tree falls in the forest and no one's
around,and it hits a mime,does anyone care ?"
---Gary Larson--the farside
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"NOSTALGIA is'nt what it used to be."
---Unknown
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"I'VE been up and down so many times in my life, that I
feel like a revolving door."
---Cher
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NOTICE:
"THE seminar on time travel will be held two weeks
ago."
---Unknown
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"CONGRATULATIONS are in order to Woody Allen--he and
Soon-Yi have a brand-new baby daughter.It's all part of
Woody's plan to grow his own wives."
---David Letterman on Late Show
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HEADLINE:
"Three Jet-Black Barges Pursue Further
Gadget-Laden Barge In Sleepy Canal Chase."
---The Weekly
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"I like to learn things...
...that I don't know."
---a neighbor of mine
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"LIKE my Dad says,'I've got a mind like a
steel-trap...nothing gets in.'"
---David Lee Roth
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"I forgot my Ginkgo Biloba."
---me
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"JESUS is coming...
everyone look busy !"
---Unknown
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"DON'T..YOU'LL BE BLOWN TO ATOMS..!!!"
---Dr.Zarkov
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"AND just remember,you're unique, just like everyone
else..."
