Backstreet Boys
(sung to the tune of "The Brady Bunch")

Here's the story of a greedy old guy
Who was scouting out three very young boys
Two Latino's and a cute blonde white kid 
The youngest one named Nick

Here's the story of a jock from Kentucky 
Who was busy being Aladdin in Orlando 
Looking for his big break he found the others 
But they still needed one more

Till the one day the jock called his cousin
The choir boy from Lexington Kentucky
The five boys boys sang so perfectly together 
That's the way they all became the Backstreet Boys 

The Backstreet Boys...The Backstreet Boys
That's the way they became the Backstreet Boys