The Perfect Goose
(sung to the tune of "The Perfect Fan")
For: Guido

It takes a lot to know what is love 
It's not the big geese but the little geese 
That can mean enough 
A lot of honks to get me through 
And there is never a day that passes by 
I don't honk for you 
You were always there for me 
Biting me and scratching always for the feed! 

CHORUS
You showed me, when I was young just how to honk 
You showed me, everything that I should know 
You showed me, that even I can quack too 
'Cuz Guido you always were, the perfect goose 

God has been so good oh yes 
Blessing me with a beanie baby 
Who did all he could
I've known many other geese, 
But your the only goose that I know that doesn't try to kill me 
I wanna thank you for the feathers you've shed 
In hopes I can get back to you 
And be the perfect goose 

CHORUS

You showed me how to quack 
You showed me how to fly 
You told me that you would never migrate 
I wanna thank you for your time 
And I'm proud to say I can flyyyyyyy! 

CHORUS

'Cuz Guido you always were, 
Guido you always were, 
Guido you always were, 
You know you always were, 
'Cuz Guido you always were... 
The perfect goose! 

I love you Guido!