The Real Fly Guy Group
(sung to the tune of "The Real Slim Shady")
Thank You: Shannon!

Excuse me? May I have your attenion please?
Will the real fly guy group please stand up?
I repeat, will the guy group please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.

Ya'll act like you've never seen a boy band before
Jaws all on the floor, wishin' we would show more
You think we're the same as everyone, we're a bore
I tell ya, those record album sales are hard to score
It's the return of the-
"Oh wait, No Way, you're joking
A boy band with quotes that are actually thought-provoking"
Eminem said...Who cares, Eminem a crackhead
Who's jealous and not well-bred
Southern women love Kevin
Nica-Nica-Nick Carter look at him
No, look at AJ humping the you-know-what
Brian's gonna marry you know who 
And Howie is way too cute
Yeah, there are probably a few hairs on my head loose
But nothing my stylist can't fix with some mousse
Sometimes we go on TV and we let loose
And all the girls record it, they think we are so cute
"Brian made me scream, Brian made me scream
Without even touching me his image is squeaky clean!"
And that's the pleasure that our kookiness brings
We expect ya'll to sing along when we sing
'Course you know about the marriages and all
And ya'll didn't freak out
Cuz it means we're mature and real men
And we ain't nothing but musicians...
Well , I wish I was a magician to put you in my position
But we are on a mission, so please listen
We want to prove we're not just a fad, not just here to glisten
If you don't love us and all you like is dissin'
Get used to it, we're stickin
Don't care if you're sickened

CHORUS
We're the BSB but you can call us Backstreet
All you other boy bands quite frankly you stink
So won't the fly guy group please stand up 
Please stand up?
Please stand up?

Cuz we're the BSB but you can call us Backstreet
All you other boy bands quite frankly you stink
So won't the fly guy group please stand up 
Please stand up?
Please stand up?

Yeah we cuss on our album just once
*NSYNC doesn't there fans are only 12 what do you expect
We're proud to say we were nominated for major Grammies
Half you critics mark us off as cheesy boy band sweets
"BUT guys you've made musical history"
Well, we deserve it , we're talented not dumb"
And you and write as off as bubblegum
Shoot Christina Aguilera's even getting some
We like Elton John and Sting
We've sung with these legends, can you say that *NSYNC?
TRL plugs us on MTV
"Number two? I think we can do better, hehe!"
So we crank out our videos on your TV
And show the whole world how we are such dolls, gee
We're sick of all you jealous rappers 
Always talking crap, you're
Forever talking smack, it don't matter
And there are lotsa groups who dress like us
Show chest like us
Wanna be the best like us
Impress like us
Talk crap and mess with us
No need to fuss, cuz they're close
But not quite us!

CHORUS
 
Our concerts are a head trip to listen to
Cuz we are only giving you 
What we joke about inside our tour bus livingroom
Only difference is we always smile
Act act crazy and wild
Just like a hyper child
And we keep the language mild
Brian gets up on the mic to sing it
Then AJ will bring it,
We can sing it better than 90% of you groups out there
And teen girls eat up out albums like products for hair
It's funny, at the rate we're going when Kevin is 30
We will have 5 diamond records and still be hotties
Try not to be jerks, but please stop jerkin'
On Nick's shirt, don't ya know
We're suppoused to be workin'
And we know you are lurkin at Hilton Inn
Hidin' in the luggage bin
Circling the bus screaming "I'm your number one"
With the sunroof down, just for fun
So will the fly group please stand up? 
Wave and blow kisses with each hand up
And we're proud to be number 1 on the charts 
We're singin' it again, ready? Alright! Let's start

Chorus 2x
 
I guess there IS only ONE fly guy group
Everyone else can just sit down (yeah sorry *NSYNC not)