#3 Irreverent XF Question of the Week

Posted by CarriePI in the alt.tv.x-files news group.

 

You are sitting behind teen-aged Fox Mulder in Philosophy class at North Chilmark High School (Home of the World Famous "Fightin' Squirrels" La Crosse Team). His unruly "do" is blocking your view of the chalkboard which has an extra credit question scrawled across it. The only word you can make out amidst his tangled mess of hair is "truth." You, having struggled in Philosophy all term due to your strong Communist, Vegan beliefs, will fail the class unless you turn in tonight's extra credit essay.

Do you pull out your comb and attempt to tame Fox's unruly locks so you will have at least half a snowball's chance in hell of passing the class by copying down the rest of the question?

Or, do you invite yourself over to the Mulder household where Fox can tutor you about "the truth" in front of his ever-loving meat-eating daddy at the dining room table?