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every seven minutes of every day,
someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
Progress (n.): The process through which Usenet has evolved from
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of
smart terminals.
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"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for
they are
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Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held it's ground.
"If there was a weather report on your brain, it would be 'Dense fog -- relative stupidity 100%'."
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax
materiam possit materiari?
In case of emergency, break glass. Scream. Bleed to death.
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
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