Breakfast
with Girls
The End of It All
Kill the Barflies
Meg Ryan
Suzy Q Sailaway
Uno Song
Paint by Numbers
What are you thinking?
Sucker
Breakfast with the Girls
Better than aliens
It all comes out in the
Wash
Callgirls
Placing the Blame
The End of it All
One bad engine lost power to the
system / The media dismissed them / Cause they all died up
there / Devil's under the floor
/ Devil's at the door / Radar hoses go unnoticed / Needing
protection, needing relief / Needing
the answers to questions / Before I sleep / Such a
well-manner boy / Where's your manners
boy? / Action poses, broken noses / It's all so
different now It's the tune comedy
plays us / Will we be rectified at The End Of It All?
or just left faceless? / It's all
a fluke hid in vacinities / To avoid detection change
identities / It's a neverending
war It's a neverending war / Hey Captain Pete, where's
Section E? / I'm entrusting my life,
I travel lightly / Time to settle the score / It's time
to settle scores / Schooled musicians
(that's what the paper said) / You're a victim /
It's all so funny now / It's the
tune comedy plays us / Will we be rectified at The End
Of It All? / Or just left faceless?
/ No!
(repeat chorus)
To the Top!
Kill the Barflies
It was all right there in front
me / While on a club kid's high / On old folder labeled
photography / With naked photos
inside / Acting as if it were not happening / Were
dead rappers on the television rapping
/ If you not scared then they're gonna make
you / Feel your head tumble like
the London Bridge / Dear tonight they've got you in
their antenna / And their
tracking / Wonder Twins activate! Megatron rejuvinate! /
If this is nightlife then bring
back the sun / Go ahead and count me out / All the boys
with their headtrip / Calamaties
Scope girls that fall prey to them unwillingly.
(repeat pre-chorus)
(repeat chorus)
When we're old and gray and uncapabale
/ Of any rational jive / I'm gonna bribe the
nurses / To pull the plugs that
keep them alive / So untie your shoes cause your
drowning / From all the pressure
and tension that's mounting / Take by fashion and
a pretty face / Unaware of the webs
that they weave / See first hand the game
that they / Throw out like Michael
Jordan / Kit, kick the turbo on! / Transformers
transform!
(repeat chorus)
To the Top!
Meg Ryan
I'm beginning to believe / That
I can never form my own opinions / Secretly, I've
decided to believe / That I'm Polynesian
originally / I want the air set to 70 degrees
/ I want pineapples and sugar as
the major industries / I will be there blending racial
amity / While pineapples and sugar
build me massive equity / But if I were married to
a movie star / That'd be my arm
around here waist / As she flips off the camera / And
If Meg Ryan were my personal taste
/ I'd be atop the Empire State every Valentine's /
I'm afraid that you'd agree / When
you say you don't hold my attention great / Ukelele's
play love songs in portugese / That
you've made no attempt to every translate / I want
love waiting for me after school
/ I'd like a stream of conciousness / Everytime I take a
breath / I want love on the front
porch after school / I'd like a stream of conciousness /
Everytime I take a breath / And
if I were married to a movie star / That'd be a smile
upon my face / As she sips her daquiris
/ And if Meg Ryan were my personal taste / I'd
be atop the Empire State every Valentine's
/ My town is zoning this land / So we can
build an ark and sail away from
Tennessee / Palm trees and sand and hawaiian
instruments / Say "Aloha" as they're
haunting me / I want time, kicking, screaming, put
to death / Float like islands in
the pool / While Mr. T pitties the fool
(repeat 1st chorus)
To the Top!
Suzy Q Sailaway
I'm holding a grudge on her mind
/ While kids with lazer pointers try to fry mine / The
sky is falling as we patch it with
twine / I said the sky is falling run for your lives /
Somewhere, Someway, Somehow / I
need airplanes just to bring her down / She's so
high, She's so far off the ground
/ Suzie Q Sailaway, just not right now / She climbed
the trees behind the house / Had
to call the Fire Dept. to get her down / Feet to the
branches from the branch to the
wind / She shot skyward before they could begin /
(chorus)
She's so high - repeat 4 times
I can't be Superman today / She's
taken my Up, Up, and Away / The sky is falling and
I've just begun / To salvage pieces
cause they'll be worth a ton
(chorus out)
To the Top!
Uno Song
Have you ever been in love / And
was it a good one / I can't speak for myself I suppose
/ Cause the Love that I know / Could
never trust as far as I could throw / Love was never
in the limelight / Love couldn't
last through the night / Cause the Love that I knew / Was
always asking more / Than I could
do / And If I ever live it down / I might be surprised
when I'm alone / I wish you just
knew your Uno / Love was never even an issue / Dry your
eyes with my towels and time / Cause
the Love that I know / Was willing to stretch as far
as it goes / Love is jealous and
wicked / Sad songs have never depicted / The Love that I
knew / Was always biting more than
it could chew / And if I ever checked around / I might
be surprised at what I find / I
wish I just knew your uno
To the Top!
Paint by Numbers
In my dusty house / in my dirty
clothes / seated in a town on the verge of extinction /
struggling with a tune / alone I
compose / a bitter sweet ditty `bout an ex-girlfriend / so
why bother with painful memories
/ why tear out my heart, for all the world to see / why
not paint by numbers / catchy melody
/ burnin' up the charts / sweet simplicity / do it
again... / gotta get away maybe
we should stay/seated in a town on the verge of
explosion / new york and la no one
listening anyway / busy predicting, the next big
thing / so why bother with change
in scenery / why pack up the car and move to california/
why not paint by numbers / catchy
melody / playin all the parts in deadly harmony / do it
again / put the keys into the car
/ put the car into drive / you can take us to the moon /
take us for a ride / In his dusty
house / in his dirty clothes / seated in a town overrun by
tourists /strugglin with a tune
/so alone he composes /a bittersweet ditty /in the third
person /so why bother with fictional
stories /why try to deny your criminals & thieves /
why not paint by numbers / burnin
up the chart / sweet simplicity /do it again / put the
keys into the car /put the car into
drive /you can take us to the moon / take us for a ride
To the Top!
What are you
thinking?
Rang her phone and then picked her
up / Watch T.V. cause she's the late queen / Post
traumatic shock set in / Telling
her to cancel the evening / Like an American car / We're
proud to be driving / We put all
the miles in / Ending up where we are / In the middle of
silence / Beckoning violence / I
believed that I could never use you up / Do you agree? /
Of all the things that I find so
unusual / What are you thinking? / And so I slapped the
face of love / Clenched fists always
seemed to say the right things / First let me up
then take me home / So much for
talking and compromising / And when you humor me
that everything's roses / I know
where the truth is / And while your flaunting your
planetary halo / I'm watching your
nose grow
(chorus)
Where are you going with that head?
/ Full of anguish and suspense? / Lately I've come
to find the silence stifling / Won't
you stop this crazy tale / Of one man struggling to prevail
/ Over the evils of the world /
Wait, I'm not down just yet / I've got mountains of regret /
And my sorrow fills an ocean
(repeat)
To the Top!
Sucker
Yoda forsaw this cause it came from
nowhere / I'm well unprepared / Lighter than arosal
that's stained into / The hair berets
on the wall / The perfect contestant / All afraid and
alone / I ordered by phone / All
of life's secrets and a custom / storebought, homemade
piece of mind / Am I the Sucker
here for the punching? / Am I the only one dumb enough
to stick around / Till the fighting
ends / And the next round begins it can't be / Am I the
Sucker here for the punching? /
Am I the last one left to admit / That I know the Sucker
in the mirror / Staring back at
me / It's quite a collection of hearts you got there / In
need of repair / Modern day aeroplanes
are combing / Every corner of the sky / Hooked
a detector to the lies in my head
/ Said I'm better off dead or buried alive /
(chorus)
She could throw parties on my grave
/ She could make this whole town her slaves / She
could dance upon my grave / Am I
the Sucker here for the punching? / Am I the only one
dumb enough to stick / Around with
all your high school friends / And your stupid
split-ends and pig tails / Am I
the Sucker here for the punching? / Am I just too blind to
see / That I know the Sucker in
the mirror / staring back at me
To the Top!
Breakfast
with the Girls
Maxine, drama queen / Prettiest
thing in life that I've seen / Gonna go down in history /
When I take her our of her misery
/ Liesel from Laos / Likes to vacation in her house /
Moved from Barbatos to the country
/ Won't pay tax until she's 83 / The Girls - They're
the one's making us Breakfast /
Pam C's a quick stitch / Sharp as a tack yet slick as
witch / I know where her mind's
at / She'll take all I own and then smile right back /
Kristen's a Christian / Telling
all her friends she's a lesbian / Gonna make a speech to
the President / Ask him why he's
so negligent /
(chorus)
Dee wants to sing R&B / Make
a million dollar video for B.E.T. / Do a remixed version
for MTV / Get shot and come back
to lie in 5 movies / Ms. Cry teaches English / To
high school delinquents / Feels
like somethings still missing / Wants to get it on with Kristen
(chorus)
To the Top!
Better than
Aliens
They married young she became a
widow / And for all of her bingo friends- ditto / She
succumbed to ordinary jive / And
was miserable / Tired of waiting for her ship and
captain / Too afraid that the prior
would happen / Fell in love with an ordinary guy /
Who was dressed in drag / Your love's
better than aliens tonight
(repeat)
Your love's better than anything
that I like / Alot / How can you bury your head so deep
/ In the bed (and pillowcase) /
Girl, there's no oxygen / Shortly after, the waves came
crashing in / She moved on to find
bigger fish to swim with / In the lonely, lonely
November night / She was abducted
on sight / Based on her principles / Your love's better
than aliens tonight
(repeat)
Your love's better than everything
that I like
To the Top!
It all comes
out in the Wash
Miracle man - such pitiful hands
/ Undermining my plans and truths / Don't need no television
/ Telling me what should be done
/ Neither should you / All I want from life / Is a car that I
can drive / Home from work - late
at night / From my 9 to 5 / And If I don't survive / I guess
all I want from life / Is to know
that I tried before I died / Setting the scene / Ripped from
a magazine from the day before /
Such pointless info / Over and Over and Over again /
Your struggling to make amends /
Just let it go / Now it's in the way that you shake your
head at me / Now it's in the way
that you make your bed for me
(chorus)
To the Top!
Call Girls
Forgettful girls, with no thoughts
put into action / The world's your distraction while your
asleep / At the wheel / Forgetful
girl, you've become a mother / Surroundings tend to
suffer when the fiction is real
/ I can't lie I'm unable to pretend / I'm unable to defend your
actions
(repeat)
Psychic girl, where's my happy ending
/ Your methods patent pending / So what can't I
smile / Psychic girl, caught between
the rails / Your hearts still not in it / At three
dollars a minute
(chorus)
Lovetalk girl, I'll pin up your
photo / And direct my video like I was Aerosmith / Lovetalk
girl, to further waste my tissue
and time / I'll remain on the line 'till you get off with me
(chorus)
To the Top!
Placing the
Blame
Yesterday I met the postman / Bringing
packages from England / I smiled as to not provoke
him / Then asked "What's up with
the gun, man?" / Its been so hot in here for days / The
ice creams melting / Given the means
and the ways / The sex is helping / I lost directions
to the microwaving meals / And my
Captain & Tenelle / "Now I try to keep my head above
my shoes / Especially in front of
new wave Hair-Do's" / A dying man said to me / With his
dead lips / Selling crack in Eubonics
/ As not to offend or annoy / Or strike a bad note /
As not to damage or destroy / Or
say a bad word / I gave directions to the nearest
Coffee Shop / So maybe he'd stop,
so maybe he'd stop / Wake up World it's time to
go / 'Cause this life can bring
you down, so down / Wake up World it's time to go /
And turn around the opposite way
/ Are you man enough to take the blame for this
(repeat)
To the Top!