The End of it All

One bad engine lost power to the system / The media dismissed them / Cause they all died up
there / Devil's under the floor / Devil's at the door / Radar hoses go unnoticed / Needing
protection, needing relief / Needing the answers to questions / Before I sleep / Such a
well-manner boy / Where's your manners boy? / Action poses, broken noses / It's all so
different now It's the tune comedy plays us / Will we be rectified at The End Of It All?
or just left faceless? / It's all a fluke hid in vacinities / To avoid detection change
identities / It's a neverending war It's a neverending war / Hey Captain Pete, where's
Section E? / I'm entrusting my life, I travel lightly / Time to settle the score / It's time
to settle scores / Schooled musicians (that's what the paper said) / You're a victim /
It's all so funny now / It's the tune comedy plays us / Will we be rectified at The End
Of It All? / Or just left faceless? / No!
(repeat chorus)
To the Top!

Kill the Barflies

It was all right there in front me / While on a club kid's high / On old folder labeled
photography / With naked photos inside / Acting as if it were not happening / Were
dead rappers on the television rapping / If you not scared then they're gonna make
you / Feel your head tumble like the London Bridge / Dear tonight they've got you in
their antenna  / And their tracking / Wonder Twins activate! Megatron rejuvinate! /
If this is nightlife then bring back the sun / Go ahead and count me out / All the boys
with their headtrip  / Calamaties Scope girls that fall prey to them unwillingly.
(repeat pre-chorus)
(repeat chorus)
When we're old and gray and uncapabale / Of any rational jive / I'm gonna bribe the
nurses / To pull the plugs that keep them alive / So untie your shoes cause your
drowning / From all the pressure and tension that's mounting / Take by fashion and
a pretty face / Unaware of the webs that they weave / See first hand the game
that they / Throw out like Michael Jordan / Kit, kick the turbo on! / Transformers
transform!
(repeat chorus)
To the Top!

Meg Ryan

I'm beginning to believe / That I can never form my own opinions  / Secretly, I've
decided to believe / That I'm Polynesian originally / I want the air set to 70 degrees
/ I want pineapples and sugar as the major industries / I will be there blending racial
amity / While pineapples and sugar build me massive equity / But if I were married to
a movie star / That'd be my arm around here waist / As she flips off the camera / And
If Meg Ryan were my personal taste / I'd be atop the Empire State every Valentine's /
I'm afraid that you'd agree / When you say you don't hold my attention great / Ukelele's
play love songs in portugese / That you've made no attempt to every translate / I want
love waiting for me after school / I'd like a stream of conciousness / Everytime I take a
breath / I want love on the front porch after school / I'd like a stream of conciousness /
Everytime I take a breath / And if I were married to a movie star / That'd be a smile
upon my face / As she sips her daquiris / And if Meg Ryan were my personal taste / I'd
be atop the Empire State every Valentine's / My town is zoning this land / So we can
build an ark and sail away from Tennessee / Palm trees and sand and hawaiian
instruments / Say "Aloha" as they're haunting me / I want time, kicking, screaming, put
to death / Float like islands in the pool / While Mr. T pitties the fool
(repeat 1st chorus)
To the Top!

Suzy Q Sailaway

I'm holding a grudge on her mind / While kids with lazer pointers try to fry mine / The
sky is falling as we patch it with twine / I said the sky is falling run for your lives /
Somewhere, Someway, Somehow / I need airplanes just to bring her down / She's so
high, She's so far off the ground / Suzie Q Sailaway, just not right now / She climbed
the trees behind the house / Had to call the Fire Dept. to get her down / Feet to the
branches from the branch to the wind / She shot skyward before they could begin /
(chorus)
She's so high - repeat 4 times
I can't be Superman today / She's taken my Up, Up, and Away / The sky is falling and
I've just begun / To salvage pieces cause they'll be worth a ton
(chorus out)
To the Top!

Uno Song

Have you ever been in love / And was it a good one / I can't speak for myself I suppose
/ Cause the Love that I know / Could never trust as far as I could throw / Love was never
in the limelight / Love couldn't last through the night / Cause the Love that I knew / Was
always asking more / Than I could do / And If I ever live it down / I might be surprised
when I'm alone / I wish you just knew your Uno / Love was never even an issue / Dry your
eyes with my towels and time / Cause the Love that I know / Was willing to stretch as far
as it goes / Love is jealous and wicked / Sad songs have never depicted / The Love that I
knew / Was always biting more than it could chew / And if I ever checked around / I might
be surprised at what I find / I wish I just knew your uno
To the Top!

Paint by Numbers

In my dusty house / in my dirty clothes / seated in a town on the verge of extinction /
struggling with a tune / alone I compose / a bitter sweet ditty `bout an ex-girlfriend / so
why bother with painful memories / why tear out my heart, for all the world to see / why
not paint by numbers / catchy melody / burnin' up the charts / sweet simplicity / do it
again... / gotta get away maybe we should stay/seated in a town on the verge of
explosion / new york and la no one listening anyway / busy predicting, the next big
thing / so why bother with change in scenery / why pack up the car and move to california/
why not paint by numbers / catchy melody / playin all the parts in deadly harmony / do it
again / put the keys into the car / put the car into drive / you can take us to the moon /
take us for a ride / In his dusty house / in his dirty clothes / seated in a town overrun by
tourists /strugglin with a tune /so alone he composes /a bittersweet ditty /in the third
person /so why bother with fictional stories /why try to deny your criminals & thieves /
why not paint by numbers / burnin up the chart / sweet simplicity /do it again / put the
keys into the car /put the car into drive /you can take us to the moon / take us for a ride
To the Top!

What are you thinking?

Rang her phone and then picked her up / Watch T.V. cause she's the late queen / Post
traumatic shock set in / Telling her to cancel the evening / Like an American car / We're
proud to be driving / We put all the miles in / Ending up where we are / In the middle of
silence / Beckoning violence / I believed that I could never use you up / Do you agree? /
Of all the things that I find so unusual / What are you thinking? / And so I slapped the
face of love / Clenched fists always seemed to say the right things / First let me up
then take me home / So much for talking and compromising / And when you humor me
that everything's roses / I know where the truth is / And while your flaunting your
planetary halo / I'm watching your nose grow
(chorus)
Where are you going with that head? / Full of anguish and suspense? / Lately I've come
to find the silence stifling / Won't you stop this crazy tale / Of one man struggling to prevail
/ Over the evils of the world / Wait, I'm not down just yet / I've got mountains of regret /
And my sorrow fills an ocean
(repeat)
To the Top!

Sucker

Yoda forsaw this cause it came from nowhere / I'm well unprepared / Lighter than arosal
that's stained into / The hair berets on the wall / The perfect contestant / All afraid and
alone / I ordered by phone / All of life's secrets and a custom / storebought, homemade
piece of mind / Am I the Sucker here for the punching? / Am I the only one dumb enough
to stick around / Till the fighting ends / And the next round begins it can't be / Am I the
Sucker here for the punching? / Am I the last one left to admit / That I know the Sucker
in the mirror / Staring back at me / It's quite a collection of hearts you got there / In
need of repair / Modern day aeroplanes are combing / Every corner of the sky / Hooked
a detector to the lies in my head / Said I'm better off dead or buried alive /
(chorus)
She could throw parties on my grave / She could make this whole town her slaves / She
could dance upon my grave / Am I the Sucker here for the punching? / Am I the only one
dumb enough to stick / Around with all your high school friends / And your stupid
split-ends and pig tails / Am I the Sucker here for the punching? / Am I just too blind to
see / That I know the Sucker in the mirror / staring back at me
To the Top!

Breakfast with the Girls

Maxine, drama queen / Prettiest thing in life that I've seen / Gonna go down in history /
When I take her our of her misery / Liesel from Laos / Likes to vacation in her house /
Moved from Barbatos to the country / Won't pay tax until she's 83 / The Girls - They're
the one's making us Breakfast / Pam C's a quick stitch / Sharp as a tack yet slick as
witch / I know where her mind's at / She'll take all I own and then smile right back /
Kristen's a Christian / Telling all her friends she's a lesbian / Gonna make a speech to
the President / Ask him why he's so negligent /
(chorus)
Dee wants to sing R&B / Make a million dollar video for B.E.T. / Do a remixed version
for MTV / Get shot and come back to lie in 5 movies / Ms. Cry teaches English / To
high school delinquents / Feels like somethings still missing / Wants to get it on with Kristen
(chorus)
To the Top!

Better than Aliens

They married young she became a widow / And for all of her bingo friends- ditto / She
succumbed to ordinary jive / And was miserable / Tired of waiting for her ship and
captain / Too afraid that the prior would happen / Fell in love with an ordinary guy /
Who was dressed in drag / Your love's better than aliens tonight
(repeat)
Your love's better than anything that I like / Alot / How can you bury your head so deep
/ In the bed (and pillowcase) / Girl, there's no oxygen / Shortly after, the waves came
crashing in / She moved on to find bigger fish to swim with / In the lonely, lonely
November night / She was abducted on sight / Based on her principles / Your love's better
than aliens tonight
(repeat)
Your love's better than everything that I like
To the Top!

It all comes out in the Wash

Miracle man - such pitiful hands / Undermining my plans and truths / Don't need no television
/ Telling me what should be done / Neither should you / All I want from life / Is a car that I
can drive / Home from work - late at night / From my 9 to 5 / And If I don't survive  / I guess
all I want from life / Is to know that I tried before I died / Setting the scene / Ripped from
a magazine from the day before / Such pointless info / Over and Over and Over again /
Your struggling to make amends / Just let it go / Now it's in the way that you shake your
head at me / Now it's in the way that you make your bed for me
(chorus)
To the Top!

Call Girls

Forgettful girls, with no thoughts put into action / The world's your distraction while your
asleep / At the wheel / Forgetful girl, you've become a mother / Surroundings tend to
suffer when the fiction is real / I can't lie I'm unable to pretend / I'm unable to defend your
actions
(repeat)
Psychic girl, where's my happy ending / Your methods patent pending / So what can't I
smile / Psychic girl, caught between the rails / Your hearts still not in it / At three
dollars a minute
(chorus)
Lovetalk girl, I'll pin up your photo / And direct my video like I was Aerosmith / Lovetalk
girl, to further waste my tissue and time / I'll remain on the line 'till you get off with me
(chorus)
To the Top!

Placing the Blame

Yesterday I met the postman / Bringing packages from England / I smiled as to not provoke
him / Then asked "What's up with the gun, man?" / Its been so hot in here for days / The
ice creams melting / Given the means and the ways / The sex is helping / I lost directions
to the microwaving meals / And my Captain & Tenelle / "Now I try to keep my head above
my shoes / Especially in front of new wave Hair-Do's" / A dying man said to me / With his
dead lips / Selling crack in Eubonics / As not to offend or annoy / Or strike a bad note /
As not to damage or destroy / Or say a bad word / I gave directions to the nearest
Coffee Shop / So maybe he'd stop, so maybe he'd stop / Wake up World it's time to
go / 'Cause this life can bring you down, so down / Wake up World it's time to go /
And turn around the opposite way / Are you man enough to take the blame for this
(repeat)
To the Top!