Welcome to the Caravan!!

You've just reached the Caravan to Hell. You may be wondering what exactly the Caravan is. Well, let me tell you. The Caravan to Hell is a just a group of very evil people who are convinced that hell is where we're going. So, if eternal damnation is what we're in for, we might as well have some fun on the way down. Now, before you run screaming from the page, convinced we're a bunch of loonies. let me clue you in to one little fact. All CtH members happen to be Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans. So, look at it this way, the Hellmouth is rubbing off on us.

The Members

Tamara ~ Mistress of the Caravan

She's the one who started this nonsense

Lex ~ Chief Camel Prodder and Dance Mistress

Evil Twin of the Mistress

Sheila ~ Bouncing Caravan Bodyguard

Don't even try to understand the bouncing

Sali ~ Caravan Scribe

Her pen writes evil so well

Kate ~ High Priestess

She's the original High Priestess, accept no substitutes

Tina ~ Caravan Sorceress

Maria ~ Exalted Hypnotizer and Witch (Miselthwate Clan)

Deb ~ Official "Are we there yet?" Backseat Driver and Activity Coordinator

Margaret ~ Bartender and Keeper of the Champagne

Pandora ~ Master Healer and Prophetess

Bernadette ~ Lizard Wrangler

Gotta be on the PBSD list to get this one

Nuphlanx ~ Outrider

LeeD ~ Caravan Jester, Ofal Disposer, And Purveyor of Spiritous Libations

Vampcat ~ Angel's Bodyguard

Laura ~ Official Angel Lookout

Barbara ~ In Charge Of Refreshments

When we need lemonade she's always there

Lady Sirona ~ No title yet, but she'll get one

Erin ~ Official Air Conditioning Technician

Let's face it. Hell is *hot*

Tia ~ Keeper of the Fire Extinguisher

She helps Pandora keep Angel healthy

Brandi ~ Angel's Personal Medic

LilyRei ~ Chief Party Animal and Stowaway

No Caravan could be complete without LilyRei

Princess ~ Caravan Advisor

Kat ~ Snack Provider

She's got the sandwiches and we're forever grateful

Heidi ~ French Harlot

No Caravan would be complete without a French harlot. Luckily, Heidi was not ashamed to be ours

Alexandra ~ Keeper of the Whips and Chains and Provider of Marshmallows

She promises to take good care of the whips and chains, and those marshmallows too

Makeda ~ Caretaker of Spike

Chade ~ The Grovelling Bootlicker

Yinan, the Dragoness ~ Protector of the Caravan and all its Followers

Drusilla1441 ~ Mistress of Mayhem

Sara B ~ Bringer of Fun and Games and Pet Caretaker

Sabrina ~ Keeper of S.O.X.'s Underwear

Some people have strange fixations. Underwear seems to be Sabrina's.

Sarah ~ She has no title yet, but give her time

Jill ~ Also has no title but she's working hard on it


The Mission

Our mission is simple. We strive to spread our special brand of evil to whomever we can, wherever we can, whenever we can, in whatever manner we choose. All of this must be done while having as much fun as possible. That is our goal. It's a darn good one, too.

Thanks to Becoming, our more Angel obsessed members, have found an additional mission. We have decided it will be our job to keep Angel company in Hell until Joss decides it's time for him to leave. But never fear, we can spread evil while comforting.


Well, that's it for the CtH page for now. Things will be changing soon (once Tamara develops some creativity) so be sure to check back. If, by some act of extreme insanity, you want to join the CtH just pick a title and drop a line to the Mistress.

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