Tuesday to the EXTREME- Full Play by Play!!!
-G.R.:Hello EPW fans and welcome to Tuesday Night to the Extreme!!
Scotty:Now it's my turn to talk so shut up.Hello and welcome huminoids to what he just said.How was that for an Introduction G.R?
G.R.:(shakes his head)Now lets get down to ringside with Mr.President Matt Mahoney.
Prez:Seattle Are You Ready?...I said Are You Ready?...Then LLLLLLLLet's start the showwwwwwww! Introducing are first match a tag team title tournament match.Introducing first Demolition 2000!( Demolition's music without singing plays)And Introducing next, accompany by John "Killer"Wilson....The "Mean"Team....
G.R.: Well this will be awsome Scotty two great teams in
the first match of the title tournament.( Bell Rings)
Scotty:Well....Wow there already going at it 4 on 4
mayhem.
Bash of Demolition 2000 is battling it out with Larry
the Axe of John the "Killer"Wilson's Mean Team.
G.R.:And Scorpion of the Mean Team going at it with Rash
of Demolition 2000.
Scotty:Both teams would love to be the first EPW tag
champs of all time and this is a good start.
G.R.Shit...Excuse my language....But Rash and Scorpion
just flew right over the top rope fighting and almost
-----hit the broadcast system.
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Scotty:Don't worry about it I forgive you but you don't
-----have to say your sorry to all of these Nimrods.
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G.R.( shakes his head)
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Scotty:Rash just piledrived Scorpion right through
-----the french broadcast system table.
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G.R.:Larry the Axe is battling it out with Bash inside
-----the ring and a awsome superplex by Larry there on Bash.
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Scotty:Look out....Scorpion just threw Rash right into
-----the crowd.And he's going inside it's a 2 on 1.
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G.R.:It looks like The "Mean"Team is going for there
-----finisher the Smasher(Dooms Day Device)Larry on the top
-----Bash sitting on Scorpion's shoulders and the fans are
-----screaming Mean Team!
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Scotty:The Killer is on the apron cheering on his team
-----but the ref is screaming for him to get off he won't.
-----Wait here comes Rash with a bat and a low blow to
-----Scorpion.Rash just knocked Larry off the buckle onto the
-----outside.
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G.R.:No No No Bash covered Scorpion 1,2,3No.
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Scotty:Yes they lost I bet on Demolition 2000!
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G.R.Ya right ( Demolition 2000 music plays)What a
-----rip off. ( fans booo)
-----Prez:Here our your winners Demolition 2000.
-----( fans keep Booing)
-----Prez:Our next match is a Extreme Title tournament match.
-----Introducing first Sato Congetooooo!( Fans cheer as The
-----Great Muta's music Plays)And Introducing next Dale
-----Mysteryyyy!( Ultimo Dragon's music plays)
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G.R: Well here we go another great match just getting
-----under way.
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Scotty:Yep two more losers.
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G.R.:Stop;
( bell rings)A lock up and a drop toe hold by
-----Sato and a ankle lock submission by Sato.
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Scotty:He's got the ropes and there back up now.
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G.R.:Another lock up and a kick to the groin by Mystery
-----and he tosses him back.
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Scotty:It looks like he's going for a back drop no power
-----bomb no back drop over the top by Mystery.
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G.R:Oh No here comes Dales Manager Phyco Sam up to
-----ringside.And here comes Dale WOW what a body splash off
-----the top onto Sato who is on the floor.
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Scotty:He rolled him back in and a pin 1,2,No but close.
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G.R.:Dale throws him back leapfrog by Sato and a sunset
-----flip 1,2,Kick out.
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Scotty:Let's bet OK?
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G.R.:Ok I'll go with Dale.
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Scotty:Alright I'm going with the Chink.
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G.R.Hey watch it....Watch the match.
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Scotty:Alright Alright.Holy SHHH...What a moon sault by
-----Sato 1,2,Another kick out by Mystery.
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G.R.:Wait a minute Sato is going for his patented
-----cresant kick.
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Scotty:He nailed him 1,No Sam just pulled his leg he's
-----going after him.
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G.R.:Wait Sam just slid a bat to Dale Sato turning
-----around Wam!( ref rings bell)
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Scotty:Come on beat on him some more.
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G.R.:Stop it the man's hurt there's blood poring from
-----his head .Here come some officials He may be badly
-----injured.
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Scotty: Thats whats so funny because you see now he may
-----not be able to compete in the rest of the tournament and
-----Dale will take his place.Ha Ha Ha.
-----
G.R.:The paramedics are taking him out on a stretcher
-----sad very sad.We will have updates on this young man as
-----soon as possible.
-----Well let's get the official word.
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Prez:Here is your winner by a DQ Sato Congretoooo!
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G.R.:Let's take a 2 minute break we will be back.
----- 5 minutes later....
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Prez: This next match is also a Extreme title tournament
-----match.Introducing first Zodiac Spiderrrr!( Star trek
-----Music Plays)And his opponent The Rage Master( slowly
-----walks to the ring)
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G.R:What a night and what a match this will be the Rage
-----Master against Zodiac Spider.
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Scotty: Why does Rage Master have the Mic?
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G.R.: Beats the heck out of me.
-----Rage Master:( Fans Boo)Shut up, Shut up. You know I don't
-----have many friends so Zodiac if I let you pass in this
-----title tournament match will you be my friend?( Zodiac
-----nods his head)Ok then(They raise each other hands)
-----G.R.: Ouch. What did he do that for, Rage Master nailed
-----Zodiac with a closeline.( bell rings)
-----
Scotty: Well Rage Master ya just screwed yourself out of
-----a friend .But then again why do you need friends in pro
-----wrestling?
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G.R.: Rage Master now hammering away with lefts and
-----rights and tossed him to the buckle 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
-----punches in the corner.
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Scotty: That will do brain damage. He's going for a suplex
-----now and it hit.What impact.
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G.R.: Rage Master taking complete control of the match now
-----and it looks like he's gonna deliver and top rope
-----legdrop.
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Scotty: No way this man is 6'9 and his gonna deliver a
-----top rope legdrop.Here he comes WOW!
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G.R.Picks him back up and a DDT.1,2«,No how did he kick
-----out?
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Scotty: Wait He's going for his finisher the top rope
-----tombstone piledriver.
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G.R.:He's got him up there and remember what goes up must
-----come down.Yes.
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Scotty: That's gotta hurt.1,2,3 just as I thought.
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G.R.: Well what did you expect the man jumped him before
-----the match started.
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Prez: Here is your winner The Rage Master!
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Prez: And our next match is another match for the tag
-----team title tournament.Introducing first The loose
-----Cannons(Mixed cheers and booo's from the crowd as Lex
-----Luger's music plays the loose cannons)and Introducing
-----second The Killer Crusaders(Crowd cheers as Thunder
-----struck by AC DC plays)
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G.R.:Well the bell sound and the match is starting.
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Scotty:It's gonna be Micheal waters of the loose Cannons
-----and Whip of the Killer crusaders starting off in the
-----ring.
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Scotty:Waters talking to his partner and here comes whip
-----with an underhook 1,2,3 No .
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Scotty:Faget I mean Waters up now with kick to the mid
-----section and a DDt 1,2,No.Who is that lovely lady?
-----
G.R.:Well It's the Killer Crusaders manager Shiny, but
-----what is she doing.
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Scotty:She's coming over hear oh no she's not.
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G.R.:Waters with a tag and in comes his partner
-----Bryan steam into the ring and he's going for a superplex
-----on Whip.
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Scotty:Oh no Shiny's mad I'm gonna go help out.
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G.R.:What come on back!Where is he going .He just nailed
-----Waters with a chair and his partner Steam is getting off
-----the buckle.He's going to check out what happened.Scotty
-----and Steam are screaming at each other a roll up by Slash
-----1,2,3.No, The Killer Crusaders go on in the tournament
-----against Demolition 2000.
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Prez:Here are your winners the Killer Crusaders.
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G.R.:Come to think of it wasn't whip the legal man
-----yes,yes he was another rip off.
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Prez:Making his way to the ring now the Vice Prez of the
-----EPW Mr.Vic Venom (Bob Labouthiller).And this next match is
-----for the EPW world heavyweight title it is a 8 man Royal
-----Rumble. The winner will be awarded the heavyweight title
-----
-----and the second last person in will get get a title shot
-----June 21st at our first Pay-per-view event called NO
-----Escape where the Champion and The Challenger will fight
-----inside of a cell.Introducing the man who drew number 1
-----Shovel Slayer ( crowd booooo's as Stings Music plays)
-----and the man who drew number 2 Scorpio ( crowd cheers)
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G.R.:( Scotty returns to the announcement table)Well look who's back.
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Scotty:Yep Me Ha Ha Ha.
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G.R.:Well here we go Shovel Slayer with a chokeslam on
-----Scorpio and picks him back up what a bodyslam.
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Scotty:So every minute another man enters?
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G.R.:You got it.
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Scotty:Shovel Slayer whipping Scorpio into the buckle
-----now but no a reversal and he followed up with a
-----closeline.
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G.R.:Scorpio now throwing Shovel Slayer to the ropes and
-----he follows up with a closline.
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Scotty:Wow they both went over and there lying on the
-----floor .But there up.
-----
G.R.:There fighting there way back to the locker room
-----now and it's been over a minute according to my watch.
-----
Scotty:Here comes Scott "Big Buisness" Jones all alone.
-----Then again maybe not watch out Scotty.
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G.R.:Here comes Rage Master who is in the battle royal
-----as well.He throws Scott into the ring and is pounding
-----away on him.
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Scotty.Come on this is not fare.Rage Master now throwing
-----Scott to the ropes he ducks and oh ya he got e'm, he
-----kicked him right in the jaw.
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G.R:and a closline by Jones.The minute is up and here comes The Night Stalker and he's helping out Scott a double closline.
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Scotty:Whats this it's a double Suplex.They say he is
-----going out yes he's out.
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G.R.:No he's not only one foot hit the floor.And here
-----comes someone else it's the Champ Micheal Myers
-----
Scotty:He's going at it with Rage Master as The Night
-----Stalker and Jones celebrate and a closline by Night
-----Stalker that sends Jones to the outside.
-----
G.R.:But he went threw the middle so there for he is not
-----out and he's hiding under the ring.
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Scotty:The Night Stalker is running at The Champ Micheal
-----Myers and Rage Master for a closline but no a dounle
-----backdrop and he's out of there. Here comes another
-----participant and it's Raod Kill and he's going right
-----after Rage Maste.
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G.R.: nice lefts and rights and a piledriver on the big
-----man .Now he's going after The Champ Micheal Myers
-----a leapfrog by RoadKill and Myers closlined him over but
-----wait here comes Rage Master.
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Scotty:He closlined Myers over he won it he won it!
-----
G.R.:Wait who is that? That's Scott Big Buisiness Jones
-----with his briefcase.He nailed Rage Master in the head
-----with it and he's gone.
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Scotty:What I completely forgot about him.
-----Prez:Here is your winner and first ever EPW Heavyweight
-----Champion Scott Big Buisness Jones.( crowd Boooo's as
-----Jones celebrates.
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G.R.:No here comes the last member, number 8 The Big
-----Hossman he's running after Jones for a closline but a
-----backdrop and he's out.
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Scotty:Jones is the champ I can't believe it!
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Vice Prez:Hello everyone I am Vic Venom your Vice Prez
-----you can also call me Bob Labouthiller.I hope you all
-----enjoyed this eveningõs card make sure you don't miss it
-----next week goodnight everybody.
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G.R.:Goodnight
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Scotty:See ya later losers.
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