Are you
capable of charging excessive fees and keeping a straight face ?
Yes____ No____
How many judges do you have in your pocket ? _______
Do you know how to deceive a client ? Yes____ No____
Do you support gender bias ? Yes____ No____
Do you represent constitution or yourself and the judge ? _________________
Do you know how to put on a good show in the court room ? Yes____ No____
Will you
allow a client to cry on your shoulder ? Yes____ No____
Do you
naturally have a poker face ?Yes____ No____
Can you
live with your conscience ? Yes____ No____
What
is your favorite animal ? __________________ (opt.)
Three
past or present clients as references:
_________________________
_________________________
_________________________
