There once was a boy
Who wanted a pet
When he got to the store
A newt was all he could get
He brought it home
But to his suprise
The newt just laid there
He was barely alive
The pet store owner
Knew what to do
He gave the boy a can
Of Zippo Newt Food

Ned's Newt

He's humongous

Ned's Newt

Sometimes disastrous

Ned's Newt

He's where the fun is

YEAH!
Yeah.