Lesson learned at camp:
Throw croquet ball into mud
And it will splatter.

Any kid that lisps
Will end up drooling on me
It is a given

An epidemic
Of kids with upset stomachs
Caused by Lunchables

My low-top Converse
None the worse since that time
A kid puked on them

The youngest kids think
I can do something about
The pool being cold

Most nine-year-old kids
Are able to play charades
These ones are just dumb