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WHAT THE HELL No news on the bombers today, they all went homerless yesterday! Well lets choose a different topic. By the way, if you have a topic list it in the guestbook in the first page! How about this world championship tournament for basketball thats going on. I guess that the US came back from behind last night! Great. I hope they kick the crap out of the next team. But I think that they need a little practice. Don't you? If they barly slipped this one what about the next team that is gonna be better than the last?! Well what should we talk about? How about the Detroit Lions, pulling off in OT!! Great for you detroit fans and bad for the loser fans! And the Oilers almost doubled the Falcons. Well thats about it in football. Who wants to see the Dolphins game? I love the dolphins and they are my favourite team concequently! So I hope they kick the crap out of who ever they play this year. Maybe their season will be one like '72! Boy I got to get that one in the trivia questions. Sorry but that's all for today. I aint very good with news so I might need your help. In fact I do need your help. Tell me some of your sports ideas and sports polls!

Who thinks that Mcguire is gonna break "the record?" I will list the percentages later. To submit your vote, email me with you vote and comments or suggestions. Or you can put the suggestions and comments in the Guestbook at the home page!


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This weeks wining section is related to the sports NEWS. It's about the bombers. That's right, McGwire, Sosa, and Griffey So far with all the people that I talked to around where I lived I've made this conclusion. McGwire is STRUGGLING! And what the heck still wanting to see him for? I mean who wants to pay fifty or sixty dollars to see your favorite player strike out? Or if he does hit it, you paid that much to see how far the guy hit it one time! If I were the fans and I wanted to use money seeing homers, I'd go to someone who's hot! Someone like Sosa. He is burning up every park he goes to. I just hope that the Braves don't have to play him around now. So if you want to see homers, right now the place to go is Chicago, home of the bushy walls. But what about Griffey? He's doing ok. And actually I don't think that he is getting the credit he deserves. I watch ESPNEWS a lot, I haven't seen him with an interview but one or 2 times! What the heck, McGwire goes 0-5 and 3 strikeouts, he gets 6 interviews per 1 Griffey interview. What the heck. Griffey bombs 2 in 1 night. But what do you see in all 5 hours of espn? "Big Mac" He goes 0-5 and Griffey goes 4-4 with 2 home runs, you see a small clip on it. And later that week you get the privelidge to see McGwire tell you 70,000 times that he isn't trying to break the record. I don't know about you, but there thousands of other baseball, basketball, and football players here!

OK that takes a load off of me, how about you? How about telling me what you think? Email me or tell me about your ideas in the guestbook. I could also use a couple more topics for next weeks edition of "The Winers Section" So how about givin me a couple of ideas for what to say. I will put your ideas on if it is your topic, and if you have a web page similar to mine I'll link you! Thanks


Ben Howard

benhoward13@onecooldude.com



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